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"Hold my hand I will pull you up"
Though he denies it, his friends insist that Crown Prince Jared uttered this line to the vampire champion Ervinden, who was skewered at the bottom of a pit-trap... before dangling his still-bloody stump just out of the hapless undead's reach, and walking away. See, Ervinden had cut that hand off not five minutes prior, an act of treachery Jared was apparently still somewhat bitter over. Admirably spiteful for a human, if true.

"Wait, these are your servants? I had assumed them some form of free-range snacks! ...I don't know whether to feel embarrassment for myself, or pity for you, that you would cling so pathetically to the vestiges of your humanity."