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"I still get attacked each day despite living in the best castle and having twenty guards so I suspect some of them might be sleeping during the day"
Lord Brasshammer of Shadanna, adventurer (ret.) and only surviving member of the Silent Hand's crack vampire slaying team.

"Nothing. Fire, sunlight, garlic, holy symbols, stakes, and now beheading. I'm beginning to think we're not dealing with your ordinary run-of-the-mill vampire here. And now we're three days of midge infested swamp away from the nearest village with no clothes and an extra toe on each foot. Well, could be worse. At least it's the wrong time of year for the giant leeches."