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The Crushinator
Lenny "The Crushinator" Jackson?! How did he end up as a robot?!

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"Typical night in the middle of Nowhere. Mud and filth Everywhere, pouring rain so hard I couldn't keep a martini dry to save my life, and worst of all, she had to show up.

"A flash of lightning, thunder like Thor had a hangover and there she was. A doll, 5'11" dressed head to toe in a blue outfit that said I wasn't good enough for her. With the voice of an angel she said,"

"You have been charged with crimes for which the only possible sentence is death."

That makes more sense than it has any right to. (Although I'm pretty sure they were actually Somewhere in Somewhere.)