I don't know if anyone remembers the module, it was 3.0, but I think it was called the Sunless Citidal, and there were kobolds and goblins, and this dried up fountain that glowed with faint magic when you cast it. The small traces of liquid begged to be scooped up, but no one brought any way to get it into a vial.

Then one of our players had a great (?) idea: He'll soak it up with his sock.

Well, I guess it was a potion of firebreathing, but none of us wanted to drink it after it'd been squeezed out his foot odors.

- Eddie