The D&D Llama Song!

[Grug]

"Then Bigby, Rigby, Zigby, and Melf.
Mordenkainen and Drizzt the dark elf
Khelben Blackstaff, Juiblex
Malcanthet wanting S-E-X
Vecna, Primus one,
Asmodeus, Dagon,
Dragotha, Iuz,
Correlon Larethion
Garl, Iggwilv, and Pazuzu
Raistlen, Baphomet, Grumsh and Cthulhu
All jumped in the fray, readying attacks
And smote Pelor with major artifacts.
What a terrible battle, the violence revelled.
All around had to save vs. Negative levels.

The battle went on for a million rounds
but finally the victor of the battle grounds
was claimed, and given fame in plenty.
Gary Gygax with a green d20