Quote Originally Posted by Icewalker View Post
I like them. Very impressive stuff.

But...now a load of people who act like Chuck Norris fans but with Cthulu will be after you for not making him level three billion.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Cthulhu.
  • Cthulhu doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Cthulhu has allowed to live.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Cthulhu.
  • Cthulhu does not sleep. He waits.
  • Cthulhu is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Cthulhu counted to infinity - twice.
  • Cthulhu doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after reading Lovecraft.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Cthulhuship.