Melee Character Fun

[Solo]

So a recent thread brought up numerous ways for a character to have fun with an extremely lawful "boring" society. Points were awarded for originality and style.

But all the suggestions were magical! I have a new challenge. Come up with ways for non-magical characters to screw around with a boring city. What kind of hell-raising hair-brained schemes do you have up your sleeves? How does a simple fighter get his groove on?

Note* Answers involving UMD checks will be taken only if they really knock my socks off!

Barbarian with Craft: Poetry!

Have him read his (deliberately) bad poetry, Intimidateing people into not leaving until he is done.