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    A Journeymans Guide To The Planes

    Hello all, and welcome to another edition of the Journeysmans guide to the planes, published by GreasySlaad Inc. Here you will find relevent and valuable information to help you survive even the most nastiest of confrontations, so open to a page and prepare to be educated.

    Planar Mercenaries




    Did you know?

    - originally created for defending the city of Maran, they became useless once the peace was established.
    - a colonel took command of the army, killing the other officers. As a tradition, the ranks are now obtained by killing someone with a higher rank.
    - once hired, the army travels in mass to the plane where it is supposed to fight. When not fighting, the soldiers just hang around wherever they want bullying and stealing from incautious adventurers.
    - the army just goes for the best offer, often betraying their original masters for a better reward.
    - the army has the same uniform, but almost every race can be found in its ranks. There is an estimate number of 10,000 people in the army.
    - Many captured criminals can beg for mercy to avoid death or prison in exchange of their promise to fight in the army for the rest of their lives. Other criminals just join the army to have some change to loot, raid and steal all around the planes.
    - Mix all the previous stuff and you'll have a buttload of jerks that hangs around being pretentiously arrogant.



    ~GreasySlaad Inc.


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