Quote Originally Posted by AngelSword View Post
So, in other words, this is the even cheesier version that any DM would be absolutely mad to allow.
Precisely!

It's an infinite loop. Like PunPun, The Hulking Hurler, The King of Smack, the Omnisifier, and more... this is not supposed to actually be put into a serious game, it's a joke which exploits the mechanics of the game.

Besides, can ANYTHING that has a 50% chance of drawing a chicken instead of whatever you were trying to accomplish NOT be a joke?