Hmm, let's try...


Headless Sexy Dragon?

*Rolls Again*

Viola-Playing Incredibly Masculine Lantern Archon?

*Rolls Once More*

Vocally Protesting Dire Valkyrie?

*Rolls Three More Times*

Disobedient Eye-Plucking Mad Scientist?

Custom-Made Chainsaw-Headed Stereotypical 1970's movie style Kung Fu Master?

Unfinished Horribly Disfigured Whirlwind of Ping Pong Balls?

OK, this is the Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever.