2009-02-20, 02:03 PM (ISO 8601)
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever
Pregnant Glitter Pope
Medium Humanoid (Human)
HD: 4d6 + 4
AC: 15 (-1 Dex, +3 Cloth armor, +2 Natural, +1 Pope Hat (Sacred))
Base Attack: +3 / +5
Attack: Staff +5 Melee (1d6+3 / x2)
Space / Reach: 5 / 5
Special Attacks: Spell Casting, Luminescent, With Child
Special Qualities: Spell Resistance 14, Spiritual Leader
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +0, Will +11
Abilities: Str 14, Dex 8, Con 13, Int 10, Wis 19, Cha 14
Skills: Know(Religion) +12, Know(History) +7, Heal +11
Feats: Iron Will, Skill Focus (Knowledge Religion), Leadership
Environment: Church, Pope Mobile
Organization: Solitary, Group (Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 Second level Clerics), Congregation (Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 2nd Level Clerics +60 - 100 1st level Commoners)
Challenge Rating: 5
Treasure: Standard +Pope's Regalia
Alignment: Usually Lawful Good
Level Adjustment: +1
Spell Casting: The Pregnant Glitter Pope cast spells as a 4th level Cleric. The DC of his spells is 14+ Spell level. The Pregnant Glitter Pope may not cast spells with the Evil Descriptor.
Luminescent: The Pregnant Glitter Pope glows with a sparkling radiance, extending a 60 foot radius of light around him at all times, as per the daylight spell. In addition, every round the light cast from a Pregnant Glitter Pope is within range of a darkness spell or a spell with the figment or shadow subtype, he automatically makes a dispel check with a caster level of 6 against the affect.
With Child: The Pregnant Glitter Pope has entered his third trimester and is showing. Any creature with an intelligence score of 3 or more attempting to strike the Pregnant Glitter Pope must make a DC 18 will save or be overcome by guilt, forcing them to attack another target instead. Creatures must also make this check if a spell or spell like ability would harm the Pregnant Glitter Pope, either through hit point damage or ability damage. Non-overtly threatening attacks such as hold person are to affected by this ability. The save DC is wisdom based.
Spiritual Leader: The Pregnant Glitter Pope is a spiritual leader. All NPCs that share a religion with the Pregnant Glitter Pope have an initial attitude of friendly and are willing to provide most services for free. This ability also grants the Pregnant Glitter Pope the leadership feat with a +6 inherent bonus to his leadership score.
Pope's Regalia: The Pregnant Glitter Pope always has two items on his person, regardless of any other material wealth. The Pope's regalia consists of two items, The Robe of the Pregnant Pope, and the Righteous Glittering Hat of the Pope. The Robe of the Pregnant Pope functions as a +2 Set of Cloth armor with the ability to cast cure light wounds or remove disease, or any combination of the two, 4 times per day. The Righteous Glittering Hat of the Pope provides a +1 sacred bonus to AC and provides a +2 Sacred bonus to the caster level of any spells with the Good, Light, or Healing descriptors.
This was all in good fun. Please, please, please, no one be offended.