I had to borrow that Pregnant Glitter Pope over there , sorry xD



Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone
Large Construct
Hit Dice: 4d10 + 30 (52 hp)
Initiative: -1 (-1 size)
Speed: 70 ft. (wheels)
Armor Class: 16 (-1 size, +5 natural, +2 deflection (bulletproof glass windows)), touch 9*, flatfooted 16).
Base Attack: +7/+14
Attack: Overrun +11
Full Attack: Overrun +11
Space/Reach: 10ft/0ft
Special Attacks: Spell Casting, Bardic Music, Bardic Knowledge, Improved Fascinate, Persistant Fascinate, Infinity Fascinate.
Special Qualities: Spell Resistance 20, Construct Traits
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +2, Will +2
Abilities: Str 24, Dex 10, Con -, Int 12, Wis 11, Cha 17
Skills: Perform (Xilophone) +18, Listen +7, Knowledge (History) 6.
Feats: Skill Focus (Perform (Xilophone)), Ability Focus (Bardic Music: Fascinate)
Environment: Pope Mobile
Organization: Solitary, Player (Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone + 1 Pregnant Glitter Pope), Group (Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone + 1 Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 Second level Clerics) Congregation (Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone + 1 Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 2nd Level Clerics +60 - 100 1st level Commoners).
Challenge Rating: 6
Treasure: None
Alignment: Usually Chaotic Good


Spell Casting: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone casts spells as a 3rd level Bard. The DC of its spells is 13 + spell level. Though a Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can't cast spells with somatic components, it may exchange any verbal or material component with its self playing as a Free Action.

Bardic Music and Bardic Knowledge: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can make use of Bardic Music skills, and it's Bardic Knowledge as if it were a 6th level Bard.

Improved Fascinate: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can make use of its Fascinate Bardic Music to affect ANYTHING capable of hearing (except the Pregnant Glitter Pope). The affected creature may not be able to SEE the Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone, but must still be able to hear it.

Persistant Fascinate: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can play it's fascinating song as long as it wants, and it's effects won't wore off until three days have passed, during which the affected creature(s) will want to listen to that beautiful song again.

Infinity Fascinate: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can select an unlimited number of creatures as the targets of his Fascinate Bardic Music, and can use it's Fascinate music as many times a day as it wants.