Haha, I got a Absolutely Devoid of Talent, Exotic Weapon Wielding, Quetzacoatl.
I picture a very confused Quetzacoatl flying around clumsily with a spiked chain in its tail. In combat it would be very vicious just through random thrashing, though would probably kill itself within seconds...
Edit: Ironshod Revolutionary Salesman
Great find, love this chart.