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    Default Crack Pairings Matchup Table

    Welcome to the Crack Pairings thread. Lawyers inform me to warn you that this thread may require brain bleach. But what do they know?

    When posting a pairing, please at least try to do something with it. We like it when people try!

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    Initial Table
    Roll 2d4 (or more!) decide which tables to pick the characters from.
    1. OotS Table 1
    2. OotS Table 2
    3. OotS Table 3
    4. OotS Table 4


    Table 1 - By Minion992929
    1. Roy
    2. Durkon
    3. Celia
    4. Xykon
    5. Tsukiko
    6. Vaarsuvius
    7. Monster in The Dark
    8. Miko
    9. Nale
    10. Elan
    11. Haley
    12. Belkar
    13. Lord Shojo
    14. Redcloak
    15. Hinjo
    16. Daigo
    17. Kazumi
    18. Inkyrius
    19. Roll again twice
    20. Roll again and switch gender


    Table 2 - By Minion 992929
    1. The Guy with a halberd
    2. Sarah Greenhilt
    3. Haley's dad
    4. Thanh
    5. Julio Scoundrél
    6. Mr. Rodriguez
    7. Horace Greenhilt
    8. Therkla
    9. Zz'Dtri
    10. YokYok
    11. Leeky Windstaff
    12. The Cliffport chief of police
    13. Windstriker
    14. Jirix
    15. Lien
    16. Argent
    17. Yor
    18. Roll again twice
    19. Roll again on twice on Initial Table
    20. Roll again and switch gender


    Table 3 - By Minion992929
    1. Soon Kim (incorporeal)
    2. Shadowdancer
    3. Hilgya
    4. Dorukan
    5. Bozzok
    6. Crystal
    7. Bandit King
    8. Ancient Black Dragon
    9. O-Chul
    10. The Snarl
    11. The Eye of Fear and Flame
    12. Lord Kubota
    13. Thog
    14. Julia Greenhilt
    15. Belkar
    16. The oracle
    17. Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
    18. Roll again twice on Initial Table
    19. Roll again twice
    20. Roll again and switch gender


    Table 4 - By Minion 992929
    1. The dragon's hoard
    2. The chimera
    3. The really dangerous trap
    4. Roy's Archon
    5. The Hydra
    6. Teevo
    7. Xykon's zombie dragon head
    8. Roy's sword
    9. The entire Hobgoblin army
    10. The orc chieftain
    11. The IFCC
    12. Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might
    13. Mr Scruffy
    14. Hieronymus Grubwiggler
    15. All of the Demon Roaches at once
    16. Bone golem Roy
    17. Roll again twice
    18. Roll again on Tables 1, 2, and 3
    19. Roll again twice on Initial Table
    20. Roll again and switch gender


    Supplemental Plot Devices (Optional!) - By Nerdanel
    1. Unrequited love
    2. Love potion
    3. Drunkenness
    4. Snowed in
    5. Stuck on a desert island
    6. In the afterlife
    7. Aliens Made Them Do It (not necessarily literal aliens)
    8. True love
    9. Love/hate relationship
    10. Adultery
    11. Pregnancy (use male pregnancy if needed)
    12. Pink frills and white lace
    13. French maid costume
    14. Police/military uniform
    15. High heels and black leather
    16. American high school setting
    17. Someone is a vampire
    18. Everyone is a furry version of themselves
    19. Kidnapped (By somebody inside or outside of the pairing)
    20. Roll again twice


    Of course, feel free to make up your own pairings!
    Last edited by The Dark Fiddler; 2009-09-13 at 06:48 PM.
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