Quote Originally Posted by Winterwind View Post
It's because Tengu turned out to be our most powerful psychic, easily capable of dominating the mind of any other human being. He is one of our most powerful weapons, but also one of our biggest menaces - for who is to say that after we have taken care of Cydonia he will not turn his awesome mental powers against the human race, enslave us an---- of course Tengu would never do such an evil thing. Tengu is much too awesome for that. What a guy. I love me so. I mean him.
Silly Winterwind, Tengu would never turn on us, because the commander put a pellet of C4 in his brain stem.

Now Tengu, I wa- ... want to give you a back massage.