Alright, so it looks like Vatsy and Bruno is a go. For the sake of convenience, why don't I just link to the whole thing:

http://www.chocolatehammer.org/?page_id=551

If you want to stop reading at a certain point, feel free to--just let me know what that point is.

To get this out of the way--I know my use of Oxford Commas is inconsistent, and I'm pretty damn sure I spent waaay too much time telling you about my characters instead of just trusting the story to characterize them. So, besides those things.

Also: I really need to get around to reviewing some of y'all above me's stuff. They're quite good.