*kittifies self, noms hair* >.>
And for one, we follow him around, not so subtlely spraying air freshener, until he gets the hint or we lose patience and lock him in the bathroom.
The other guy doesn't...smell, per se. It's more...he has an aura of grease and ick. Getting within 5 feet of him makes you feel, just...unclean. >.<
Thankfully, I don't have to be around him anymore. ^_^