Heh heh heh. I love it. Wouldn't it be something like "Hoomie Choppa," though? "cleaver" sounds, I donno. Hard to say for orcs.Originally Posted by beholder
It'd be fun to stat this monstrosity up as a cursed item that's really just a greatsword +2 or similar, but it has the effect of making the wielder believe it does all that other stuff. Enslaved gnomish artificers made it for the Warchief, and "that's impossible!" wasn't an acceptable answer. Poor Grimble, he wasn't even a very tasty stew :'(