Quote Originally Posted by beholder

Human Cleaver

OK so we is tired of elfy dat and dwarfy dat so we 'ave made an hooman killing sword which we get coz we is orcs

exotic weppon proficencissy for not orcs
simple weppon...prf-thingy for orcs
one handed with twenny foot reach
damijj: for dee ate
crit: ten to twenny times sics
we can trip an stuff and disarm too.
plus it can be thrown and used as an 'eavy crossbo coz we is orcs
it also glows red when people who is not orcs is near


sadly, this is similar to many speices specific weapons, just the orcs are less subtle
Heh heh heh. I love it. Wouldn't it be something like "Hoomie Choppa," though? "cleaver" sounds, I donno. Hard to say for orcs.

It'd be fun to stat this monstrosity up as a cursed item that's really just a greatsword +2 or similar, but it has the effect of making the wielder believe it does all that other stuff. Enslaved gnomish artificers made it for the Warchief, and "that's impossible!" wasn't an acceptable answer. Poor Grimble, he wasn't even a very tasty stew :'(