At the beginning of combat, this item is always inexplicably found in your backpack (if it's a weapon or implement you wield) or in your hand (if it's not).
Imagine that happening with a breastplate. Or pants. Can you say awkward?
Originally Posted by Wardog
Rockphed said it well.
Originally Posted by Sam Starfall
When your pants are full of crickets, you don't need mnemonics.