Gender Bender Week III - Feb. 16-22

[Reinholdt]

Now you said it, I had to pull out last year's avatar.

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*volunteers to be the sacrifice*

[Raging Gene Ray]

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The first thing you do after changing genders is feel yourself up. Looks like you still have a male brain.

[Coidzor]

Behold the evil PINK eye of Sauron in all it's horrible horribleness!

It is ok. We enjoy our brains being melted.

Kael: Nice.

Bisected: Haha... And that's why you always spring on the identification of potions...

[BisectedBrioche]

The first thing you do after changing genders is feel yourself up. Looks like you still have a male brain.

Of course I do, replacing my meat and two vedge with diet pills doesn't mean I'm throwing away my old recipe book.

By the way, does my butt look big in these? I mean the colour's great (It clashes with my waistcoat a bit, but I think it works with my hair) but they're kind of tight.

I can barly bend over.

Bisected: Haha... And that's why you always spring on the identification of potions...

Its not so bad. I mean with the money I saved I had my goggles made scratch resistant and I got myself this cute pair of jeans.

[Mordokai]

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*volunteers to be the sacrifice*

You're such a sellout...

[Cristo Meyers]

You're such a sellout...

Pot...kettle...

[Mordokai]

Oh shush, will ya?

[Reinholdt]

You're such a sellout...

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I don't know what you're talking about. Clearly I only have eyes for being your sacrifice. *offers himself up to Mordokai*

[Dirk Kris]

Check my genderbent avvie. Hyah.
And, no, unlike you foo's', I refuse to become slutty now I've changed gender.

...liar.
And is no a schlutty girl! well, at least I don't LOOK like it

[Coidzor]

*grabs Reinholdt, stuffs him full of tea leaves, bergamot, and lemon zest and sets him on the stove to boil*

mmm... was looking for a kettle, been feeling for a nice cuppa for awhile now...

*grabs Mordicia, rinses her out, fills her with some water and buillon cubes and begins cutting potatoes and carrots into rough chunks into her as the water begins to heat her up*

This'll make a fine stew pot...

[Illiterate Scribe]

Well I feel like drinking the potion anyway. *glug glug*

Huuugh!?

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What? Oh my god! I mean, seriously oh my god!

Look at those cute goggles!

Who wants to go shopping?

Who else winced that Bisected threw the glass bottle down on the floor?

Someone could step on its shards and get hurt!

[Reinholdt]

Coid, No need to fire me up, I'm already hot.
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I can't believe I just said that.
*hides in shame*

[Cobra_Ikari]

...liar.
And is no a schlutty girl! well, at least I don't LOOK like it

Aww...and here I was, hoping to seduce you with my smexy Cobra ways before our relationship once more becomes homosexual. Oh, well.

[Dirk Kris]

Aww...and here I was, hoping to seduce you with my smexy Cobra ways before our relationship once more becomes homosexual. Oh, well.

Baby, you know where my PM box is.
*totally over-exaggerated wink*

[BisectedBrioche]

Who else winced that Bisected threw the glass bottle down on the floor?

Someone could step on its shards and get hurt!

You thought it was glass? As if any potion maker would have been caught dead putting a Medium Orchid potion in a silicon container. Under detect magic it glows Thistle. Eww

>_>

[Illiterate Scribe]

You thought it was glass? As if any potion maker would have been caught dead putting a Medium Orchid potion in a silicon container. Under detect magic it glows Thistle. Eww

>_>

You're still littering. And, as such, must be PURGED.

[Cristo Meyers]

Oh shush, will ya?

*pauses*

*thinks*

...No.

[Mordokai]

*chains up*

*whips*

Yes?

[Reinholdt]

*chains up*

*whips*

Yes?

Don't encourage him!
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Choose me instead!

[Cristo Meyers]

*chains up*

*whips*

Yes?

That's your solution for everything these days.

"Cristo's being a smart-alec again. Let's whip him."

"Op, phone's ringing. Time to whip Cristo."

"Look, a box of kittens, makes me want to whip Cristo."

Diversify, man!

[Shadowcaller]

So... this is the first week I'm actually changing my avatar for, therefore I'm starting the week a bit early.

Anyway, go gender-bender!

[Mordokai]

*pulls out the paddle*

You asked for it!

[UncleWolf]

That's your solution for everything these days.

"Cristo's being a smart-alec again. Let's whip him."

"Op, phone's ringing. Time to whip Cristo."

"Look, a box of kittens, makes me want to whip Cristo."

Diversify, man!

Yeah, sometimes you have to use the branding irons and Creme brulee torch.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

I can't decide what to wear!!!

[BisectedBrioche]

You're still littering. And, as such, must be PURGED.

Don't you know anything? The only worthwhile container for medium orchid potions is Con'vee Ent Bark (a Navy Blue glow, it looks great under detect magic if you accessorize with the right enchantments). It's made by druids and bio-degrades when discarded.

I can't decide what to wear!!!

Try an antique white coloured top, it'll go great with your hair.




By the way Mordi, what shampoo/conditioner do you use? Your hair looks amazing!

[Illiterate Scribe]

Don't you know anything? The only worthwhile container for medium orchid potions is Con'vee Ent Bark (a Navy Blue glow, it looks great under detect magic if you accessorize with the right enchantments). It's made by druids and bio-degrades when discarded.

It glows. That means, scientifically, it is radioactive, and that you are poisoning the otters!

Also, to be thread relevant - I just finished making my GBW avatar. All within board rules, but boy, is a certain person going to regret granting me a blank cheque regarding use of their avatar.

[Raewyn]

*testpost*

Wish I had a more androgynous user name.

*sigh*

[Cobra_Ikari]

*testpost*

Wish I had a more androgynous user name.

*sigh*

I'd totally believe you if you told me it was a male name of, say, Welsh origin.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

You're complaining about gender-specific names?

My mind. She is blown.

I'd be slightly more hard-pressed to accept it being a masculine name of strange origin. But that's just my North American upbringing and general isolation.

[BisectedBrioche]

It glows. That means, scientifically, it is radioactive, and that you are poisoning the otters!

Also, to be thread relevant - I just finished making my GBW avatar. All within board rules, but boy, is a certain person going to regret granting me a blank cheque regarding use of their avatar.

You're accusing druids of making something that harms the environment?