Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)

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Seriously.


(Seriously).

What other Random Encounter Table allows you to encounter Power Armoured Displacer Beavers or a DRM-Free Hot Librarian using a bow that shoots sentient sets of lingerie?

There are three columns. For each one roll a d600 (if computerization is available) or a d6, then a d100. So a 1 means 1-100, a 2 means 101-200, and so on and so forth.

With this random encounter chart there are over 216,000,000 results possible.

I keep thinking I should make a ton of templates and base creatures for the various entries, but -

Well, I don't.


Column 1 ( [@C1]

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1 [@C1] [@C1]
2 [@C2] [@C2]
3 [@C3] Encrusted With
4 [@C3] Wielding
5 [@C3]-Tossing
6 8-Legged
7 80's style
8 A Fight Between A [@C3] And A
9 A Particularly Ugly
10 A Plethora of
11 Aberrational
12 Abjurative
13 Absolutely Talentless
14 Abstract(ly)
15 Abusive
16 Accident-Prone
17 Acid Blooded
18 Acid-Breathing
19 Acidic
20 Advertised
21 Aerial
22 AFK
23 Aggressive(ly)
24 Agorophobic
25 Airy
26 Alchemical(ly)
27 All-Consuming
28 All-Natural
29 All-Tasting
30 Ambulatory
31 Ammonia-Splattered
32 Amusing(ly)
33 Anecdotal(ly)
34 Angry
35 Angsty
36 Anime-Styled
37 Antialiased
38 Antiarctic
39 Anticlimatic
40 Antisocial
41 Antlered
42 Aphrodesiacal(ly)
43 Apocalyptic
44 Apologetic(ally)
45 Aquarial
46 Arachnoid
47 Arbitrar(il)y
48 Arctic
49 Artificially Inflated
50 Ascending
51 Asgardian
52 Asphyxiating
53 Athsmatic
54 Atlatl wielding
55 Atmospheric
56 Atomic
57 Axe-Breathing
58 Baby-Eating
59 Bad
60 Baptized
61 Basement-Dwelling
62 Battle-Hardened
63 Bed-Ridden
64 Behold... The
65 Benevolent
66 Big-Boned
67 Bilateral
68 Bird-Brained
69 Black
70 Black-Hearted
71 Black-Toothed
72 Bleeding
73 Bling-coated
74 Bloated
75 Bloodied
76 Bloodletting
77 Boat-Wearing
78 Boisterous
79 Bootlegged Copy Of A
80 Born Again
81 Boston-Cream-Filled
82 Braindead
83 Buried
84 Burned
85 Burning
86 Campaign-Hating
87 Candy
88 Card-Tossing
89 Carnal
90 Carnivorous
91 Cavernous
92 Ceramic
93 Chalky
94 Charnel
95 Cheap
96 Child-Filled
97 Childless
98 Christlike
99 Chronically Punctual
100 Church-Dwelling
101 Circle Of
102 Clan of
103 Classical
104 Classically Trained
105 Claymation
106 Clean-Shaven
107 Cleavage-Enhanced
108 Coiled
109 Colossal
110 Complete
111 Composed of Bread and Wine, It's A
112 Concussive
113 Confused
114 Constantly Commode-Requiring
115 Convoluted
116 Corrupt
117 Corset-Clad
118 Cowardly
119 Creepishly Human-Like
120 Creepy
121 Crimefighting
122 Crossdressing
123 Crusading
124 Crustaceanic
125 Cryptic
126 Cryptidesque
127 Cubist
128 Cuddly
129 Curruscating
130 Custom-Made
131 Cute
132 Dakka-Needing
133 Dark
134 Dashing
135 Dastardly
136 Dead
137 Deep-Fried
138 Delicious
139 Despicable
140 Destiny-Driven
141 Diamond-Encrusted
142 Diaphanous
143 Difficult
144 Diminutive
145 Disemboweled
146 Disgorged
147 Disobedient
148 Disruptive(ly)
149 Divinely Armoured
150 Divinely Malevolent
151 Door-Slamming
152 Draconic
153 Drugged
154 Druid-Angering
155 Dungeon-Raiding
156 Dwarf-Throwing
157 Dying
158 Dynamic
159 Ecstatic
160 Elder(ly)
161 Electrified
162 Elf-Drowning
163 Elvis-Impersonating
164 Emancipated
165 Emotionally-Unstable
166 Encephalized
167 Endangered
168 Enraged
169 Entirely Faked
170 Epileptic
171 Erotically Inclined
172 Esoteric
173 Eternal(ly)
174 Ethereal(ly)
175 Ethical
176 Ethnically Stereotyped
177 Everflumphing
178 Eviscerating
179 Evocative
180 Exhausted
181 Existentialist
182 Exotic
183 Experienced
184 Experimental
185 Expiring
186 Explosive
187 Exquisitely Adorned
188 Extreme(ly)
189 False(ly)
190 Fanfiction-Defiled
191 Farming
192 Female
193 Filching
194 Fine-Sized
195 First-Born
196 Flame-Spitting
197 Flash-Frozen
198 Flesh Of The
199 Fleshy
200 Fletched
201 Flirty
202 Floating
203 Force-Sensitive
204 Fossilized
205 Fountain Of
206 Four-Wheel-Drive-Capable
207 Fractal
208 Frictionless
209 Frisking
210 Frog Vomiting
211 From The Most Distant Lands Imagineable, It's A
212 Frozen
213 Fumigated
214 Furry Hunting
215 Fuzzy
216 Gadget-Laden
217 Gargantuan
218 Garlic Scented
219 Gelatinous
220 Generic
221 Ghost-Fearing
222 Giftshop-Running
223 Glaive-Glaive-Guisarme-Glaive Wielding
224 Glass-Crushing
225 Good-Natured
226 Googled
227 Gothic
228 Grateful
229 Gravy Coated
230 Grudge-Harbouring
231 Grumpy
232 Grunge-Harbouring
233 Guest-Starring
234 Guitar-Wielding
235 Gumball Blasting
236 Habit-Wearing
237 Halitosaic
238 Hallowed
239 Hallucinatory
240 Hardcoded
241 Headbanging
242 Headless
243 Heavily Armed
244 Heavy Metal
245 Hedonistic
246 Helicopter-Riding
247 Hexed
248 Hidden
249 High-In-Vitamins
250 Highfive-Deploying
251 Highly Respected
252 Hindu
253 Hive Of
254 Hoard-Wearing
255 Hole-Dwelling
256 Holiday-Themed
257 Hollow
258 Holographic
259 Horde-Wearing
260 Host-Dependent
261 Hotrodding
262 Huge
263 Humanoid
264 Humming
265 Hyperventilating
266 Hypocritical
267 Illegal(ly)
268 Imaginary
269 Imperial
270 Imported
271 Impressionist
272 Imprisoned
273 Incessantly Whining
274 Incoherent
275 Inebriated
276 Inside Out
277 Instinctive(ly)
278 Instrospective
279 Interactive Fictional 3D Story About
280 Internally-LED-Lit
281 Intrinsically
282 Investigative
283 Iron-Shod
284 Ironic
285 Irradiated
286 It's Anything But A
287 Kaiju'd
288 Kama Sutric
289 Kamikaze
290 Ketchup Covered
291 Kitten-Harvesting
292 Lacquered
293 Land Of The
294 Lantern-Headed
295 Large
296 Larva-Infested
297 Laser-Guided
298 Lasso'd
299 Laughing
300 Lawn-Mowing
301 Lecherous
302 Legendary
303 Levitating Unsettlingly
304 Lightcycle-Riding
305 Lithe, Sensual
306 Litigated
307 Load-Bearing
308 Locomotive
309 LOOK IT'S A
310 Lost
311 Lovecraftian
312 Magic
313 Magical(ly)
314 Male
315 Malevolent
316 Maniacal(ly)
317 Many-Angled
318 Marching
319 Marginalized
320 Marker-Sniffing
321 Masterwork
322 Masticating
323 Mediocre(ly)
324 Medusaic
325 Melf's
326 Menacing
327 Misgendered
328 Mistranslated
329 Mitten-Clad
330 Morally Defecit
331 Morbidly Obese
332 Moshing
333 Mouth-Breathing
334 Multi-Shadowed
335 Multidimensional
336 Mummified
337 Napping
338 Narcoleptic
339 National Geographic's Book Of
340 Natural(ly)
341 Neon-Lit
342 Neverending
343 Niche-Filling
344 Nine-Armed
345 Nirvana-Approaching
346 Non-Canon
347 Notostigmomorphic
348 Nudist
349 Nutmeg-Seasoned
350 Oblique
351 Oblivious(ly)
352 Obsessive-Compulsive
353 Offensive
354 Oh No, It's The
355 Old Southern
356 Ominous
357 Omnipotent
358 One SASSY
359 One-Eyed
360 Onomatopeidic
361 Orthogonic
362 Ostracized
363 Otiluke's Irresistable
364 Over The Top
365 Overcompensating
366 Overnight-Mailed
367 Paladin-Eating
368 Paladin-Spitting
369 Pan-Dimensional
370 Pantalooned
371 Pants-Wearing
372 Paradigm-Shifting
373 Parliament Of
374 Parrot-Wearing
375 Particularly Visible
376 Pathetical(ly)
377 Patriotic
378 Peon-Crushing
379 Percussionist
380 Perennial
381 Perpetual
382 Perplexing(ly)
383 Pie-Defacing
384 Pie-Faced
385 Piney
386 Pistolwhipping
387 Plague-Ridden
388 Please Wait, Updating The Drivers For
389 Poetic
390 Pointy-Haired
391 Polite
392 Polygonal
393 Polymorphed
394 Polyps Of A
395 Poorly Drawn
396 Poorly Proportioned
397 Poorly-Assembled
398 Pope-Mobile-Riding
399 Porous
400 Pot-Bellied
401 Potato-Constructed
402 Power-Armoured
403 Powerthirst-Bearing
404 Praise-Giving
405 Praise-Worthy
406 Precarious(ly)
407 Pregnant
408 Presumably (a)
409 Previously Decapitated
410 Priestly
411 Primordial
412 Product-Placement-Laden
413 Profane(ly)
414 Profanely Benevolent
415 Profanity-Spewing
416 Promiscuous
417 Pseudopod-Wielding
418 Psionic
419 Psychopathic
420 Psychotic
421 Pulsing
422 Pun Involving A
423 Quadrupally Amputated
424 Quasi-
425 Quite-Likeable-For-A-Random-Encounter
426 QWERTY-Savvy
427 Rain Of
428 Raisin-Encrusted
429 Rampaging
430 Rancid
431 Rancorous
432 Randomly Teleporting
433 Rare
434 Rastafarian
435 Rather Unimpressive
436 Raving
437 Really, Really, REALLY
438 Redheaded
439 Regally Adorned
440 Reincarnated
441 Renaissance
442 Renally Troubled
443 Resizing
444 Reverse
445 Rickrolling
446 Ridiculous(ly)
447 Rigorous(ly)
448 Rotting
449 Ruined
450 Russian
451 Sacred(ly)
452 Sacrificed
453 Saint(ly)
454 Sanctified
455 Scared
456 Schrodinger's
457 Scientific
458 Seizuretastic
459 Self-Absorbed
460 Self-Contained
461 Self-Evolved
462 Self-Referential
463 Self-Replicating
464 Serial Killing
465 Seven
466 Sewer-Dwelling
467 Sex-Appeal-Abusing
468 Sex(il)y
469 Shiny, Happy
470 Shovel-Proficient
471 Simplistical(ly)
472 Sin-Ridden
473 Six-Man Team Of
474 Skulleted
475 Slandered
476 Small
477 Small-Moon Sized
478 Snoring
479 Snuggly
480 Soap-Opera-Style
481 Societicidal
482 Sorcerous
483 Spawning Pit Of
484 Spectral
485 Spherical
486 Spindly
487 Spine-Breaking
488 Spirited
489 Spiteful
490 Spray-Painted
491 Squeaky
492 Squealing
493 Squirming
494 Squirrel-Summoning
495 Stained Glass
496 Stampeding
497 Starry-Eyed
498 Suave
499 Subatomic
500 Subepic
501 Submarine-Riding
502 Successful
503 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
504 Survivor of a
505 Suspicially Humanlike
506 Swarm-Of-Tiny-Men Controlling A
507 Swashbuckling
508 Symbolic
509 Synchronized Pair Of
510 Syrupy
511 Tasha's Hideous
512 Tattooed
513 Tauric
514 Tea-Sipping
515 Teenaged
516 Tentacled
517 Terrestrial
518 The Dimension Of
519 The Mother Of All
520 The Square Root Of
521 Theatrical
522 Therapeutic
523 Thieving
524 Thorny
525 Three-Headed
526 Three-legged
527 Throttled
528 Thunderous(ly)
529 Tick-Infested
530 Tin-Plated
531 Tiny
532 Titanic
533 Titillating
534 Tittering
535 Tofu-Flavoured
536 Toilet-Feeding
537 Topiary
538 Totalitarian
539 Totally Buff
540 Towel-Having
541 Toxic
542 Trackable
543 Transmutative
544 Transparent
545 Traveling
546 Trendy
547 Trivial(ly)
548 Truncated
549 Turquoise
550 Twitchy
551 Uncephalized
552 Undead
553 Underwater
554 Undiluted
555 Unexpected
556 Unfeeling
557 Unfinished
558 Unfortunate(ly)
559 Unfurnished
560 Ungulating
561 Unhallowed
562 Unidentifiable
563 Uninteresting(ly)
564 Unmoveable
565 Unspeakably (/e)
566 Unstoppable
567 Unsubtle
568 Unusually Acrobatic
569 Unusually Short
570 Unworthy
571 Ursine
572 User-Friendly
573 Vacationing
574 Vacillating
575 Vainglorious
576 Verbose
577 Vicarious(ly)
578 Victorious
579 Viola-Playing
580 Viral
581 Viscuous
582 Vivacious
583 Vocally Protesting
584 Voyeuristic
585 Waffle-like
586 Wand-Wielding
587 Wanna-Be
588 Water-Walking
589 Wealthy
590 Wee L'il
591 Well-Organized Squad Of
592 Well-Prepared
593 Well-Read
594 Well-Sculpted
595 Wheeling and Dealing
596 Whiny
597 Wielding A Bow That Shoots [@C3], It's A
598 Wood-Growing
599 Worldly
600 Zealous

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1 [@C1] [@C1]
2 [@C2] [@C2]
3 [@C3] Grafted To The Back Of A
4 [@C3] That Isn't At All Like A
5 [@C3]-Addicted
6 [@C3]-disgorging
7 [@C3]-Eating
8 [@C3]-Mounted
9 {1d12}
10 {40d40}
11 1930's Gangster Style
12 1990's Comic Book Edgy
13 4 Kilometer Tall
14 Abiotic
15 Abusive
16 Acrobatic
17 Agorophobic
18 Air-Headed
19 Alcoholic
20 Alive
21 Alkaline
22 All-Terrain-
23 Aloe-Vera
24 Aluminium
25 Amorphous
26 Amourous
27 Amphibious
28 Amplified
29 Analogous
30 Anarchist
31 Androgynous
32 Anenome-Coated
33 Anti-
34 Anti-gravity
35 Arachnophobic
36 Arcanic
37 Arch-
38 Archaic
39 Archer-
40 Armed
41 Arthropodic
42 Artificial
43 Asbestos-Armoured
44 ASCII-Rendered
45 Ash-breathing
46 Atypical
47 Awakened
48 Axiomatic
49 Aztecan
50 Baby
51 Bacon-Serving
52 Balding
53 Bane Of
54 Banshee-Howling
55 Barbecued
56 Bat-
57 Bazooka-Wielding
58 Bearded
59 Beastly
60 Bee-Covered
61 Beer-
62 Bikini-Clad
63 Blackmailing
64 Bladed
65 Blasphemous
66 Blind
67 Blob-
68 Blood-Drinking
69 Bone
70 Boneless
71 Boogie-
72 Brain
73 Brain-Eating
74 Breakdancing
75 Bubble-Wrapped
76 Bubbly
77 Cadaverous
78 Caffeinated
79 Calcified
80 Calculating
81 Cancer-
82 Cannibalistic
83 Capitalistic
84 Captain
85 Carcinogenic
86 Catatonic
87 Cave Spider
88 CD-Throwing
89 Celebratory
90 Celestial
91 Cesium
92 Chainsaw-Headed
93 Chainsaw-Surfing
94 Charismatic
95 Cheddar
96 Cheese-
97 Cheeseless
98 Cheesy-Pick-Up-Line-Using
99 Chemically Assisted
100 Chicken Infested
101 Childlike
102 Chlorine
103 Chocolate
104 Chocolate-Coated
105 Chocolate-Flavoured
106 Chromatic
107 Classic
108 Clean
109 Clockwork
110 Cloned
111 Cloud-
112 Cobweb-Covered
113 Commercial
114 Condescending
115 Construct-Wearing
116 Cool-Hat-Clad
117 Corporate
118 Creeping
119 Crimesolving
120 Crocodile-Wrestling
121 Crusty
122 Crying
123 Crystalline
124 Culinary
125 Culturally Ignorant
126 Cursed
127 Cutie-
128 Cyber
129 Daft
130 Dairy
131 Dante's
132 Dead-Small-Child Possessed
133 Death-
134 Deceased
135 Deep-sea diving
136 Defenestrating
137 Dehydrated
138 Demonic
139 Desert-Based
140 Dessert-Based
141 Devil-
142 Diabetic
143 Dire
144 Director Of
145 Disconcertingly Feminine
146 Displacer
147 Disproportionately Strong
148 Doctor
149 Domestic
150 Double-Parked
151 Dragon-Riding
152 Dramatic
153 Dread-
154 DRM-Free
155 DRM-Infested
156 Dubiously Pretentious
157 Earth-themed
158 Educational
159 Effeminate
160 Elder
161 Elite
162 Elitist
163 Embarrassingly Weak
164 Enchanted
165 Engineered
166 Entirely Regular (bowels-wise)
167 Entirely Regular (no unusual characteristics)
168 Entropic
169 Escaped
170 Ex-
171 Exception That Proves The
172 Exotic-Weapon-Wielding
173 Explosively Decompressing
174 Eye-Plucking
175 Fairy
176 Fallen
177 Fast-Food
178 Father Of All
179 Faux-Punk
180 Feathered
181 Feebleminded
182 Festering
183 Filth
184 First Edition
185 Fishnetted
186 Flaming
187 Flammable
188 Flatulent
189 Flying
190 Flying Carpet riding
191 Ford-Truck-Driving
192 Foreboding
193 Fornicating Pair Of
194 Fortified
195 Fortuitous
196 Fortunate
197 Fourth Edition
198 Free-willed Motile Demiplane of
199 Freezing
200 Fungal-Based
201 Funky
202 Funny-Looking
203 Future
204 Gaggle of
205 Gardening
206 Garishly Coloured
207 Gauze-Wrapped
208 Ghastly
209 Ghost Of A(n)
210 Ghost-
211 Giant
212 Giga-
213 Giggling
214 Glitter
215 Glowing
216 Gluttonous
217 Gnoll-Riding
218 Goat-Cheese-Hoarding
219 Golem Composed of Tiny Little
220 Gooey
221 Gore-Splattered
222 Greater
223 Gulper
224 Gummy
225 Gun-Fu
226 Gunpowder-
227 Guy With The Breath Of A
228 Half-man, Half-
229 Halfling
230 Halitosis-suffering
231 Hallucinating
232 Handlebar-Moustached
233 Hard-core
234 Harmonically Pinched
235 Heir To The Throne Of
236 Helium
237 Hello Kitty
238 Heroic
239 Hidden-Weapon-Wielding
240 Hideous
241 High
242 High-Culture
243 Hilarious
244 Hill
245 Hippity-Hop
246 Hob-
247 Hollendaise-Soaked
248 Honey-Covered
249 Horribly Disfigured
250 Hotshot
251 Hover-
252 Howler
253 Hungry, Hungry
254 Husk of a Former
255 Hydrated
256 Hygienic
257 Hyper
258 Hyper-Intelligent (relatively or otherwise)
259 Hyperbolic
260 i-
261 Icarian
262 Ice-
263 Illusory
264 Immolated
265 Immortal
266 Impotent
267 Inadequate Feeling
268 Inbred
269 Incompetent
270 Inconstanent
271 Incorporeal
272 Incredibly Masculine
273 Industrial
274 Inexplicably Medium Sized
275 Inflatable
276 Insane
277 Internet
278 Intimidating
279 Intricately Wired
280 Iron
281 Jazz-
282 Jet-Propelled
283 Jewel-Encrusted
284 Juvenile
285 Keelhauled
286 Knights of the Round
287 Knowledge of
288 Knuckle-
289 Kung Fu
290 Lady-
291 Laid Back
292 Lap-top Carrying
293 Larcenous
294 Lascivious
295 Latin-Derived
296 Latrine
297 Law-Abiding
298 Lead
299 Lego
300 Lesbian
301 Lesser
302 Liberal
303 Liberal-Arts-Degree-Holding
304 Licensed
305 Licorice-Wielding
306 Live Action
307 Living Wall of
308 Local
309 Loquacious
310 Love
311 Low-Sodium
312 Lumberjacking
313 Luminescent
314 Lumpy
315 Lycanthropic
316 Lying
317 Lyre Of
318 Mafia Comprised Of
319 Magic-proof
320 Magical
321 Magma-Powered
322 Maintenence
323 Mammoth-Riding
324 Man Of
325 Man-Eating
326 Man's
327 Many-Eyed
328 Marketecturizing
329 Martian
330 Mashed
331 Masked
332 Maze-Dwelling
333 Meaty
334 Mechanical
335 Melting
336 Member of the Society for the Preservation Of
337 Mercury
338 Metaironic
339 Metallic
340 Metameric
341 Metric
342 Militant
343 Miniature
344 Monastic Order Of The
345 Monochromatic
346 Monotonous
347 Monstrous
348 Motion
349 Motorcycle Riding
350 Mountain Of
351 Mucous
352 Multi-Dimensional
353 Multiclassed
354 Mutated
355 Mythological
356 Naive
357 Nano-
358 Narcissistic
359 Necro-
360 Necromantic
361 Needy
362 Neo-Dwarven
363 Night
364 Ninja
365 Noble
366 Noisy
367 Nutritious
368 Obelisk of
369 Obviously Homosexual
370 Octogenarian
371 Octogonal
372 Omnitongued
373 One-Handed
374 Oozing
375 Opera
376 Opiates-Addicted
377 Optional
378 Organic
379 Origami
380 Orky
381 Overly
382 Oversized
383 Oversized-Weapon-Wielding
384 Paint-Sniffing
385 Pajama-Clad
386 Paper
387 Para-
388 Parked
389 Parody of a
390 Particularly Hairy
391 Pervert
392 Pink
393 Pirate
394 Pit-
395 Pixelated
396 Pixie-
397 Plaid
398 Plastic
399 Pocket-
400 Pod-
401 Poetry-Writing
402 Pogo-Stick Riding
403 Poisonous
404 Polar
405 Pollution-Ingesting
406 Poly-
407 Polystyrene
408 Ponderous
409 Poorly Written
410 Pop-Culture
411 Porcelain
412 Poser-
413 Possessed
414 Power Word:
415 Prank
416 Prince
417 Prismatic
418 Pro-
419 Professional
420 Progressive
421 Prophecized
422 Propogandist
423 Prostitute Riding
424 Psoriasis-Ray Wielding
425 Psychic
426 Psychotherapeutic
427 Puddle of
428 Punk
429 Pure
430 Purple
431 Pyrokinetic
432 Quarter-Inch Tall
433 Queen
434 Questionably Platonic
435 Radical
436 Rainbow-Themed
437 Rebel
438 Rebellious
439 Redeemed
440 Redneck
441 Refracted
442 Regenerating
443 Regretful
444 Reinforced
445 Reptilian
446 Residential
447 Retardent
448 Revolutionary
449 Rhinocerous-
450 Rhyming
451 Rhythm
452 Riderless
453 Riding-
454 Roaming Band Of
455 Rock-And-Roll
456 Rocket-Propelled
457 Rodeo
458 Rogue
459 Runed
460 Saber-Toothed
461 Sado-Masochist Themed
462 Saint
463 Samurai
464 Sand
465 Satirical
466 Screaming
467 Sea-
468 Secret
469 Seductive
470 Senatorial
471 Septic
472 Sexually Frustrated
473 Sexy
474 Shambhalaing
475 Shambling
476 Shatner-esque
477 Shell of a
478 Sherrif
479 Shish-Ka-
480 Shotgun
481 Skeletal
482 Sluggish
483 Smash-Hit-Single Recording
484 Smoked
485 Smoking
486 Snakes On A
487 Snarky
488 Snowball-Spitting
489 Snowman-
490 Soapy
491 Soda
492 Soothsaying
493 Sorcellous
494 Soup, Cream of
495 Space
496 Spaghetti-Covered
497 Spat-Spouting
498 Spawn Of The
499 Spellstitched
500 Spicy
501 Spiked
502 Spin-Doctored
503 Spinning
504 Spirit-
505 Splintered
506 Squealing
507 Steam-Powered
508 Steamy
509 Stegosauratic
510 Stereotyped
511 Sterilized
512 Stomping
513 Storm
514 Stranded
515 Straw-Stuffed
516 Street
517 Stylish
518 Styrofoam
519 Sumo Wrestling
520 Super-Effective
521 Super-Powered
522 Supplanted
523 Swamp
524 Swarm of
525 Sword-Swallowing
526 Swordproof
527 Taffy
528 Tagged
529 Tangibly Emo
530 Tank-Driving
531 Taser-Tagged
532 Tasselated
533 Technical
534 Techno-
535 Thai Cuisine-Themed
536 Thuggish
537 Tightly Wound
538 Timbit-Tossing
539 Timeless
540 Tired Old
541 Toffee
542 Tongue-Twisting
543 Tooth-Collecting
544 Tormenting
545 Tower Of
546 Traditional
547 Traditional Chinese
548 Traditional Dwarven
549 Traditional Norse
550 Tree-Sap
551 Trenchcoat-Clad
552 Tri-Polar
553 Tricera-
554 Trippy
555 Tusked
556 Two-Dimensional
557 Tyrannical
558 Ultra
559 Uncoordinated
560 Underbite-Suffering
561 Underleveled
562 Underperforming
563 Undersized
564 Unoriginal
565 Unpaid
566 Unrealistically Fragile
567 Untithed
568 Unusually Dextrous
569 Unusually Tough
570 Ur-
571 Urinal
572 Utilitarian
573 Utopiatic
574 Vampiric
575 Vegetarian
576 Veliciraptor Riding
577 Verminous
578 Voodoo
579 Voracious
580 Vorpal
581 War
582 Warforged
583 Warmongering
584 Warrior
585 Wart-wielding
586 Waxy
587 Well-Intentioned
588 Well-Padded
589 Well-Polished
590 Were-
591 Western-Styled
592 Wheelie-Popping
593 Whispering
594 Whistling
595 Wig-Wearing
596 Wooly
597 Worker
598 Wounded
599 Youthful
600 Zombified

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1 -burg
2 -opolis
3 [@C1] [@C2] [@C3]
4 [@C3] Butcherer
5 [@C3] Fest
6 [@C3] Made Of Tiny Little [@C3]s!
7 [@C3] Of The Deep
8 [@C3] Of the GODS!
9 [@C3] That Is Currently ON FIRE!!
10 [@C3]-Demon
11 [@C3]-Man!
12 [@C3]-o-Matic
13 [@C3]-osaurus
14 [@C3]Monster
15 [@C3]smith
16 [@C3]swarm
17 Abuse Victim
18 Accountant
19 Actor
20 Admiral
21 Adventurer
22 Adventuring Party
23 Agent
24 Akupara
25 Alchemist
26 Amalgamation of [@C3] and [@C3]
27 Anenome of the State
28 Angler fish
29 Anglosaxon
30 Angry Poptarts
31 Animated Pocket Knife
32 Animated Teddy Bear
33 Anime Fan
34 Anime-Spawn
35 Anklyosaurus
36 Ant Colony
37 Anthropomorphic Avatar of a Portion of Reality (time, death, body odour, etc.)
38 Anthropomorphic Leech
39 Anticlimax
40 Antidisestablishmentarianist
41 Antihero
42 Apostle
43 Aquanaut
44 Arctopus
45 Armadillo
46 Art Major
47 Artist
48 Assassin
49 Astronaut
50 Aunts
51 Autolaundromaton
52 Automaton
53 Autopsy In Progress
54 Axolotl
55 Baba Yaga
56 Babes
57 Babysitter
58 Bacteria
59 Badger
60 Baker
61 Ballerina
62 Barbecue
63 Barracuda
64 Batman
65 Battleship
66 Bear
67 Bearbug
68 Beast
69 Beatles, The
70 Beaver
71 Bee Hive
72 Beguiler
73 Behemoth
74 Beholden
75 Berserker
76 Biochemist
77 Biologist
78 Bishop
79 Blue Screen of Death
80 Book of Nine Recipes
81 Bourgesie
82 Buddha
83 Bug Of Some Sort (it's creepy and hard to tell)
84 Bugbear
85 Business Men
86 Butler
87 Butt Acne
88 Cactus
89 Cadaver
90 Cakes
91 Cancer Patient
92 Cannoneer
93 Captain Crunch
94 Car Winch
95 Cardinal
96 Carebears
97 Carnies
98 Carnivorous Plant
99 Carp
100 Castle Made Out Of [@C3]s
101 Cavalier
102 Cavalry
103 Cave Men
104 Centaur
105 Cephalopod
106 Chainsaw
107 Chauffeur
108 Chav
109 Cheerleader
110 Chef
111 Chess Piece
112 Chevalier
113 Chicken
114 Child
115 Chimera
116 Chimney Sweep
117 Chippendale Dancer
118 Chosen One (third choice)
119 Chupacabra
120 Cicada
121 Circus
122 Clown
123 Club
124 Co-ed
125 Comedian
126 Communists
127 Conspiracy Theorist
128 Constellation
129 Construct-Sidekick
130 Cookies (Package Of)
131 Cowboy
132 Crab
133 Cradlerobber
134 Crazy Cat Lady
135 Creepy Old Man
136 Crimesmith
137 Crocodile
138 Crossdresser
139 Crotch Rocket
140 Crows
141 Crusader
142 Crustacean
143 Cuisinart
144 Cultist
145 Cultural Icon
146 Cyborg
147 Dadaist
148 Dave
149 Deaf Knight
150 Deathsquad
151 Demon
152 Dental Hygienist
153 Deposed Communist Dictator
154 Dictator
155 Dinosaur
156 Doctor
157 Dodecapede
158 Dog
159 Donkey
160 Doublehawk
161 Douchewagon
162 Dove
163 Dragon
164 Draugr
165 Drone
166 Drowning Chamber
167 Duck
168 Dwarf
169 Earthworm
170 Eel
171 Elder Evil
172 Elemental
173 Elephant
174 Elf
175 Elk
176 Emo Kid
177 Emu
178 Enemy of the State
179 Engineer
180 Euphoria
181 Evangelist
182 Event Horizon
183 Eviscerater
184 Ex-Familiar
185 Executioner
186 Executive
187 Experiment
188 Father-Figure
189 Feminist
190 Fey
191 Fiend
192 Fighter
193 Fire made of AIDS
194 Fisherman
195 Fleetmind
196 Flying Machine
197 Flying Saucer
198 Flying Tank
199 Folk
200 Formorian
201 Freshly Baked Pie
202 Frog
203 Furry
204 G/Mary Sue
205 Gadgeteer
206 Gardener
207 Gazebo
208 Gelatinous Cube
209 Gelatinous Pyramid
210 Gemcutter
211 Ghost
212 Ghoul-Friend
213 Giant
214 Giant Space Hamster
215 Gingerbread Man
216 Gnome
217 Gnorc
218 Goblin
219 God / Goddess
220 Goldfish (in a fish bowl)
221 Golem
222 Goons
223 Graffiti Artist
224 Graverobber
225 Gremlins
226 Grig
227 Grue
228 Guitar Riff
229 Guitar-Instructor
230 Gun Nut
231 Guttersnipe
232 Hallucination
233 Hammerer
234 Handful of Coins
235 Hangman
236 Harlequin
237 Harlot
238 Heart Burn
239 Hillbillies
240 Hippopotamus
241 Hippy Communion
242 Hipster
243 Historical Monument
244 Hobo
245 Hole-in-the-ground
246 Hooker Boots
247 Hoopsnake
248 Horse
249 Horse Archer
250 Hot librarian
251 House-Stomping T-Rex
252 Hugbot (or Lovebot if ECLs > 10!)
253 Humanoid
254 Hummingbird
255 Hunchback
256 Hydra
257 Ice berg
258 Illithid
259 Illusionist
260 Imp
261 Incarnation of Pure Skankitude
262 Inevitable
263 Inferno
264 Inquisiter
265 Intern
266 Internal Combustion Engine
267 Internet Meme
268 Investment Banker
269 Irate Customer
270 Jabberwocky
271 Jack of All Trades
272 Jellyfish
273 Jester
274 Jesus
275 Joggers
276 JRPG Protagonist
277 Judge
278 Kangaroo
279 Kick-Boxer
280 Killer Bees
281 Kitchen Sink
282 Kitten
283 Kiwi Bird
284 Knight
285 Knobgoblin
286 Kobold
287 Kraken
288 Land-Squid
289 Lantern Archon
290 Laptop computer
291 Lawyer
292 Legendary Dreadnaught
293 Legion
294 Lemmings (in full stampede)
295 Leprachaun
296 Leviathan
297 Lick-Boxer
298 Life-sized Chessboard (complete with pieces)
299 Lion
300 Living Cave Drawing
301 Living Spell
302 Lizardman
303 Locksmith
304 Loot
305 Lovers Caught In The Act
306 Lumberjack
307 Lurch
308 Lush
309 Machine
310 Mad Scientist
311 Mafia member
312 Magic Mouth
313 Magic Mouth-Puncher
314 Magical Beast With More X's In Its Name Than Vowels
315 Mailman
316 Man
317 Marionette
318 Marketers
319 Martial Artist
320 Mass of hair
321 Masseuse
322 Mastadon
323 Meat Fairy
324 Meatloaf
325 Mech
326 Mechanic
327 Mechanotherapist
328 Medusa
329 Messiah
330 Methhead
331 Mexican Style Bandito
332 Mime
333 Mining Constructs
334 Misplaced Apostrophe
335 Missingno
336 Mistress
337 Mobile Phone (Animated Object)
338 Modern Artist
339 Modron
340 Molotov Cocktail
341 Monk
342 Monkey
343 Monolith
344 Monorail
345 Monster From Another Campaign Setting
346 Moose
347 Motortricycle
348 Mount
349 Mouse
350 Mr. T
351 Mug of Lager
352 Munchkin
353 Murder Victim
354 Musicians
355 Mustang
356 Mustard Package
357 Nautilus
358 Nazis
359 Nerd
360 Newt
361 Noosesmith
362 Nuclear Dumplings
363 Nun
364 Nurse
365 Obligatory Cute Animal Sidekick
366 Obligatory Romantic Female Lead
367 Ocelot
368 Ochre Jell-O.
369 Ogopogo
370 Ogre
371 Oompa Loompas
372 Orca
373 Orphan
374 Ostrich
375 Outsider
376 Overlord
377 Pacifist
378 Pagan
379 Paragon Mosquito
380 Party Dude/tte
381 Paste-Eater
382 Patrick Stewart
383 Peasant Named "Rolfor Inishi Tiv."
384 Peldagryph
385 Penguin
386 Personel
387 Petunias (potted)
388 Philosopher
389 Philosophical Concept Anthropomorphicized
390 Phoenix
391 Picketers
392 Pile of Ooze
393 Ping Pong Balls
394 Pink Floyd Reunion Tour
395 Piranha
396 Pizza Delivery Specialist
397 Platyhelminthes
398 Platypus
399 Plot Device
400 Plot Twist
401 Plumber
402 Pod People
403 Poker Game Using A 'Deck of Many Things', Already In Progress.
404 Poopsmith
405 Pop-Out book
406 Pope
407 Porn Star
408 Portal (to another dimension) (the second, specifically)
409 Potash-Maker
410 Potion of [@C3]
411 Priest
412 Princess
413 Procrastinator
414 Professor
415 Psychonaut
416 Pudding
417 Punks
418 Puppy
419 Purple Worm
420 Quetzacoatl
421 Rabbi
422 Racial Supremicist
423 Railroad
424 Rapper
425 Raven
426 Raver
427 Rebelling Proletariat
428 Rebellion
429 Record Collection
430 Redcap
431 Refridgerator
432 Remorhaz
433 Renaissance Artist
434 Rhamphorhynchus
435 Rhinoceras
436 Ring-Wraith
437 Roach
438 Roady
439 Robot
440 Rock (or maybe a bush?)
441 Rodent (or Rodent-Like Mammal)
442 Rogue
443 Roper
444 Rotunda
445 Rust Monster
446 Rust-bucket
447 Sackboy
448 Sahuagin-And-Tonic
449 Salamander
450 Salesman
451 Sammiches
452 Samuel L. Jackson
453 Sasquatch
454 Satyr That Plays A Different Kind Of 'Pipe'
455 Savescummer
456 Scabs
457 Scalykind (because of a skin condition)
458 Scarab Beetle
459 Scarecrow
460 Scene Kid
461 School Teacher
462 Scientologist
463 Scout
464 Script Kiddy
465 Scum
466 Sell-Outs
467 Sensei
468 Sentient Cloud of Gas
469 Sentient Ooze
470 Sentient Set of Women's Underwear
471 Sentient Sword
472 Serving of Bacon
473 Sexophonist
474 Shaman
475 Ship
476 Shirley Temple
477 Shogun
478 Siamese Twins
479 Siren
480 Sixsixsixie (think Pixie, Nixie, etc.)
481 Skeleton Trapped In A Suit Of Flesh
482 Snail
483 Snotlings
484 Snowman
485 Soccer Mom
486 Sock Puppet
487 Soldier
488 Soothsayer
489 Sorcerer
490 SOUL (yours, specifically)
491 Soul-Sistah
492 Sphere of Mild Annihilation
493 Sphere of Ultimate Exasperation
494 Sphinx
495 Stalker / Fanboy Multiclass
496 Stalker, Visible
497 Star
498 Statue
499 Stereotypical 1970's-Movie-Style Kung Fu Master
500 Stick Figure
501 Sticks (from snakes)
502 Streetrat
503 Subnova
504 Successful Suicide Attempt
505 Succubus
506 Superheroes
507 Supervillains
508 Surfer Dude
509 SUV
510 Swarm of Prawn
511 Swashbuckler
512 Sylph
513 Table
514 Taco
515 Talking Stop Sign (named 'Greg')
516 Tankgirl
517 Tax Collector
518 Taxi Driver
519 Telemarketer
520 Termites
521 Terrorists
522 Theologist
523 Thieves
524 Thrasher
525 Thresher
526 Thug
527 Tiger
528 Time Traveller
529 Titan
530 Toad
531 Toilet
532 Tombraider
533 Tooth
534 Topless Chick (exactly what mental image just came to mind)
535 Topless Chick (literally, a young chicken from the waist down)
536 Tornado
537 Towering Phallic Representation
538 Trailer Park
539 Train
540 Traps
541 Treant
542 Treasure Type XXX
543 Tree
544 Trogdor!
545 Troglodyte
546 Troll
547 Trooper
548 Tsaritsa
549 Turtle
550 Tyranid Horde
551 Umberhulk
552 Unicorn
553 Unladen Swallow
554 Unnecessary Fortitude Save
555 Unrecognizable Mass of Jaggies
556 Urchin
557 Utahraptor
558 Vagrant
559 Valkyrie
560 Vampire
561 Vandal
562 Vermin
563 Victim of Spontaneous Combustion
564 Vigilante
565 Violinist
566 Voyeur
567 Vulcans
568 Wageslave
569 Walrus
570 Waltz
571 Warlock
572 Weasel
573 Week-Old Pizza
574 Wendigo
575 Whale
576 Wheat Thresher
577 Whirlwind of [@C3]s
578 Whitesmith
579 Wigger
580 Windmill
581 Witch
582 Witch Doctor
583 Witch That Will Turn Into A [@C3]
584 Witch That Will Turn You Into A [@C3]
585 Wizard
586 Wookie
587 Worm
588 WoW Player
589 Writer's Block
590 Xenomorph
591 Xylophone (self-playing)
592 Yardsale
593 Yeti
594 Yog-Sothoth
595 Youth
596 Yuppy
597 Zergling
598 Zomb-Bees
599 Zombie
600 Zorro

Have fun.

I apologize that not all results are awesometacular, but with this much complexity going on some are bound to be a little less fun. Sorry. I also apologize for the handful of inside jokes (like sockbats or rock (or maybe a bush?) ).


EDIT::: 400 results now? Wowee!
EDIT::: 500 results! MADNESS!
EDIT::: 600. AND quite a few results were changed either because they rarely worked (C2 'Boss Of The') or just to standardize them a bit so there Are No randomly capitalized Words.

[Athaniar]

Hmm, let's try...

*Rolls*

Headless Sexy Dragon?

*Rolls Again*

Viola-Playing Incredibly Masculine Lantern Archon?

*Rolls Once More*

Vocally Protesting Dire Valkyrie?

*Rolls Three More Times*

Disobedient Eye-Plucking Mad Scientist?

Custom-Made Chainsaw-Headed Stereotypical 1970's movie style Kung Fu Master?

Unfinished Horribly Disfigured Whirlwind of Ping Pong Balls?


OK, this is the Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever.

[TSED]

OK, this is the Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever.

I hope you don't mind me sigging that.

[ghost_warlock]

Sacrificed Laid back Handful of coins

Nutmeg-seasoned Traditional Chinese Mistress

Clean-Shaven Bikini-Clad Hillbillies

Profanity-Spewing Psychic Sentient Sword



Hm. First two were kinda 'meh,' but the last two were *snigger*-worthy.

[Eloel]

Ceramic Garishly colored Monster from Another Campaign Setting
Holiday-Themed Dubiously Pretentious Gelatinous Cube
Morbidly obese Catatonic Unnecessary Fortitude Save

lol, nice job in there.
Anyone to draw these random things?

[MoelVermillion]

Despicable Hard-Core WoW Player. This is one that actually sounds somewhat reasonable in a game of d20 modern or some such.

Self-Evolved Break Dancing Killer Bees.

Sewer Dwelling Goat-Cheese-Hoarding Lumberjack.

I'm not the only one who wants to see all these monsters statted out right ?

[xPANCAKEx]

a sycronised pair of eldar evil

[PrGo]

Bookmarked for further use.

[TSED]

What the heck. Here's one of the more esoteric base creatures, cuz I've got nothing better to do.




Guitar Riff

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Small Elemental (Sonic)
Hit Dice: 2d8 -2 (7 hp)
Initiative: +3
Speed: Fly 30' (perfect)
Armor Class: 14 (+1 size, +2 dex, +1 natural), touch 13, flat-footed 12
Base Attack/Grapple: +1 / -3
Attack: Slam +3 (1d4-1 + 1d4 sonic)
Full Attack: Slam +1
Space/Reach: 5ft. / 5ft.
Special Attacks: Unearthly Riff
Special Qualities: Amazing Sound, Darkvision 60', Elemental Traits, Immunity to Sonic, Vulnerable to Silence, Musical Healing, Longer Not Fatter
Saves: Fort + 0, Ref + 6, Will +0
Abilities: Str 8, Dex 14, Con 8, Int 4, Wis 11, Cha 17
Skills: Perform (Guitar) +10, Listen +5,
Feats: Skill Focus (Perform (Guitar)) B, Weapon Finesse B, Dodge
Environment: Any civilization (with guitars, that is)
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 1
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always Neutral
Advancement: 2-4 HD (Small), 5-8 HD (Medium), 9-13 HD (Large), 14-19 (Huge), 20-30 (Gargantuan), 31-50 (Colossal)


Description/background/characteristics

Guitar Riffs are elementals of pure guitar goodliness. They tend to keep themselves hidden, traveling around cities looking for a guitarist to appreciate. They try to avoid combat if they can, forcing their would-be aggressors to rock out and fleeing before they can retaliate. They only attack individuals who they see as particularly threatening (aka 'bad at guitar'). It is considered an irredeemable mark of shame for a professional musician or bard to be attacked by a Guitar Riff.

A Guitar Riff looks like five black rings floating in space, with a clef denoting which way they are focusing most of their attention. When the Guitar Riff makes noises, note heads appear corresponding to what was made and travel around the body, making it back to the clef when the note ends. A Guitar Riffs are almost always found in large cities, as rural areas or smaller towns don't tend to have enough guitar work to keep their interest, though a particularly skilled rural musician may find a small flock of them condensing around him.


Combat

In combat, a Guitar Riff will generally try to use its Unearthly Sound ability as effectively and often as it can. If it was attacked, it will generally try to use its flight to get away, often hiding in some obscure gutter atop one of the many buildings in the area. If some one is blaspheming against the guitar, it tends to 'show them how its done' with its Unearthly Sound, then close in and make slam attacks. They then flee right before it wears off.


Just Too Good (Su) :
The Guitar Riff is an elemental composed of pure guitar-goodness. It adds its hit dice as a competence modifier to Perform (Guitar) checks (already factored in the stats provided).

Longer, Not Fatter (Ex) :
The Guitar Riff does not suffer any dexterity penalties for going up a size category.

Unearthly Sound (Su) :
The Guitar Riff lets loose a wailing riff too good to be from the mortal plane. Once every 6 rounds, as a full round action, the Guitar Riff can make every intelligent creature within 100' make a will save (DC 15, the saving throw is charisma-based) or rock out (throw a hand in the air and bang their head vigorously). Victims that fail this save are considered flat footed and dazed the round after they stop. They continue headbanging for a number of rounds equal to the Guitar Riff's charisma modifier. Additionally, if the victim failed its saving throw by 5 points or more, it must drop every item it is carrying and pretend it is playing along. This is a mind-affecting, sonic compulsion effect.

Musical Healing (Su) :
As a being of pure music, hearing mortals make music can help mend any wounds it may have taken. Every round a Perform (Guitar) check is made by a non-elemental creature, a Guitar Riff gains a number of hit points equal to the Perform check -5. Guitar Riffs are actually harmed by poor guitar playing and are likely to attack individuals blaspheming the Holy Instrument (ie, getting perform checks under 6 consistently). Additionally, a Guitar Riff can gain temporary hit points from this (maximum determined by their hit dice; 2 temporary hit points can be had per every hit dice) and they last a number of minutes equal to the Guitar Riff's charisma modifier, however, the check must be at least twice their hit dice +5 to give them this effect.

Immunity to Sonic (Su) :
Guitar Riffs are immune to sonic damage or any spell with a (sonic) descriptor.

Vulnerable to Silence (Su) :
Any magical silence effect causes negative levels to be bestowed upon the Guitar Riff equal to the spell level it was at. For example, if a 2HD Guitar Riff was subject to a Silence spell and failed its saving throw, it would be killed instantly. If a 3HD Guitar Riff failed its saving throw, it would be considered a 1 HD Guitar Riff for the duration of the spell.

Elemental Traits (Ex) :
A Guitar Riff is immune to poison, sleep, paralysis, and stunning. Since it has no clear front or back, it is not subject to critical hits or flanking. A Guitar Riff has Darkvision up to 60' and cannot be resurrected except by a Wish or Miracle.

And because it came up... The template for


Breakdancing

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Breakdancing is a template that can be either inherited or acquired, and can be applied to any corporeal creature.

Size and Type
The base creature's size and type are not changed, except if the template was applied to an animal. It then becomes a Magical Beast.

Hit Dice
Do not change.

Saves
The Breakdancer gains the feat 'Lightning Reflexes' which results in a +2 to reflex saving throws.

Skills
The Breakdancer always considers Perform (Dancing) a class skill. If it is of a type that cannot learn skills (for example, vermin), it gains a racial bonus equal to its hit dice.

Armour Class
The Breakdancer gains a +1 dodge bonus to AC.

Special Attacks
The Breakdancer gains the ability to call forth a Dance Fight. The Breakdancer then begins breakdancing (a rigorous and complex series of motions) as a full round action. Opponents within 15' have two options: they may either accept the Dance Fight or they may ignore the Dance Fight.
If they accept the Dance Fight, they also begin breakdancing (and makes an opposed Perform (Dance) check). The winner of the Dance Fight inflicts 1d6 points of damage (the Breakdancer can make any amount subdual that it wishes) on the loser per point that their check surpassed the loser's.

Alternately, the opponent can ignore the check. The Perform Check is considered the Breakdancer's AC, and the opponent takes 1d6 points of damage per class level (the attacker's class level, not the Breakdancer's, and once again the Breakdancer can make any amount of the damage subdual) if it misses, due to the Breakdancer using its fly moves to trip up and use its uncultured enemy's tactless maneuvering against it. If the enemy wants to cast a spell, it must make a concentration check that surpasses the Breakdancer's Perform check, else it is disrupted.

The opponent can choose to ignore the Breakdancer if it wants. Creatures not within 15' are not affected. This is an extraordinary ability.


CR: +5
LA: +5

[KillianHawkeye]

This is awesome!

I like how the Breakdancing template has a Level Adjustment. Now I wanna play as one! I wonder what class would be most effective while breakdancing?

[Eldariel]

All I've got to say is: Dashing Utilitiarian Circus.

[Deepblue706]

Pie-faced Amplified Train?

[kyoten]

Crustaceanic Filth Ex-Familiar

[Ascension]

Emancipated Reinforced Psoriasis Ray

Maniacally Oversized Mad Scientist

Erotically Inclined Chocolate-Flavored Ice Berg

Hallucinatory Displacer Internet Meme

[Heliomance]

Nope, it's not quite the best generator ever.

It doesn't include Two Men Playing Texas Hold 'Em With A Deck Of Many Things.

[Draz74]

Tauric Shish-ka-Tornado?

[Lycan 01]

First-born Mechanical Leprechan

Accident-prone Sumo Wrestling Nazis

Monster number 3 = Too confusing to write down

Custom made... prostitute-riding..... tree? O_o



Okay yeah, I <3 this chart.

[d13]

Agoraphobic Anti-Termites

Headless Hardcore Time-Traveller

Boisterous Plastic Animated Teddy Bear


This thread has won the forums xD

[Tengu_temp]

Nope, it's not quite the best generator ever.

It doesn't include Two Men Playing Texas Hold 'Em With A Deck Of Many Things.

It has this:

201: Poker Game using a 'Deck of Many Things', already in progress.

[Danin]

Pregnant Glitter Pope
Medium Humanoid (Human)
HD: 4d6 + 4
Initiative: -1
Speed: 15ft
AC: 15 (-1 Dex, +3 Cloth armor, +2 Natural, +1 Pope Hat (Sacred))
Base Attack: +3 / +5
Attack: Staff +5 Melee (1d6+3 / x2)
Space / Reach: 5 / 5
Special Attacks: Spell Casting, Luminescent, With Child
Special Qualities: Spell Resistance 14, Spiritual Leader
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +0, Will +11
Abilities: Str 14, Dex 8, Con 13, Int 10, Wis 19, Cha 14
Skills: Know(Religion) +12, Know(History) +7, Heal +11
Feats: Iron Will, Skill Focus (Knowledge Religion), Leadership
Environment: Church, Pope Mobile
Organization: Solitary, Group (Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 Second level Clerics), Congregation (Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 2nd Level Clerics +60 - 100 1st level Commoners)
Challenge Rating: 5
Treasure: Standard +Pope's Regalia
Alignment: Usually Lawful Good
Level Adjustment: +1

Spell Casting: The Pregnant Glitter Pope cast spells as a 4th level Cleric. The DC of his spells is 14+ Spell level. The Pregnant Glitter Pope may not cast spells with the Evil Descriptor.

Luminescent: The Pregnant Glitter Pope glows with a sparkling radiance, extending a 60 foot radius of light around him at all times, as per the daylight spell. In addition, every round the light cast from a Pregnant Glitter Pope is within range of a darkness spell or a spell with the figment or shadow subtype, he automatically makes a dispel check with a caster level of 6 against the affect.

With Child: The Pregnant Glitter Pope has entered his third trimester and is showing. Any creature with an intelligence score of 3 or more attempting to strike the Pregnant Glitter Pope must make a DC 18 will save or be overcome by guilt, forcing them to attack another target instead. Creatures must also make this check if a spell or spell like ability would harm the Pregnant Glitter Pope, either through hit point damage or ability damage. Non-overtly threatening attacks such as hold person are to affected by this ability. The save DC is wisdom based.

Spiritual Leader: The Pregnant Glitter Pope is a spiritual leader. All NPCs that share a religion with the Pregnant Glitter Pope have an initial attitude of friendly and are willing to provide most services for free. This ability also grants the Pregnant Glitter Pope the leadership feat with a +6 inherent bonus to his leadership score.

Pope's Regalia: The Pregnant Glitter Pope always has two items on his person, regardless of any other material wealth. The Pope's regalia consists of two items, The Robe of the Pregnant Pope, and the Righteous Glittering Hat of the Pope. The Robe of the Pregnant Pope functions as a +2 Set of Cloth armor with the ability to cast cure light wounds or remove disease, or any combination of the two, 4 times per day. The Righteous Glittering Hat of the Pope provides a +1 sacred bonus to AC and provides a +2 Sacred bonus to the caster level of any spells with the Good, Light, or Healing descriptors.


This was all in good fun. Please, please, please, no one be offended.

[Myou]

A subepic soup, cream of goblin. Not exactly an encounter.

Nirvana-approaching melting Dental Hygienist.

Lovecraftian anti-lovecraftian Monk.

....

A lovecraftian anti-lovecraftian Monk? I think that needs a little work. o.O


A campaign-hating brain WoW player. x_x

[SydneyLosstarot]

Man, you definitely should apply for a job with the Munchkin guys
This thing is pure awesome.

[TSED]

Pregnant Glitter Pope

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Medium Humanoid (Human)
HD: 4d6 + 4
Initiative: -1
Speed: 15ft
AC: 15 (-1 Dex, +3 Cloth armor, +2 Natural, +1 Pope Hat (Sacred))
Base Attack: +3 / +5
Attack: Staff +5 Melee (1d6+3 / x2)
Space / Reach: 5 / 5
Special Attacks: Spell Casting, Luminescent, With Child
Special Qualities: Spell Resistance 14, Spiritual Leader
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +0, Will +11
Abilities: Str 14, Dex 8, Con 13, Int 10, Wis 19, Cha 14
Skills: Know(Religion) +12, Know(History) +7, Heal +11
Feats: Iron Will, Skill Focus (Knowledge Religion), Leadership
Environment: Church, Pope Mobile
Organization: Solitary, Group (Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 Second level Clerics), Congregation (Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 2nd Level Clerics +60 - 100 1st level Commoners)
Challenge Rating: 5
Treasure: Standard +Pope's Regalia
Alignment: Usually Lawful Good
Level Adjustment: +1

Spell Casting: The Pregnant Glitter Pope cast spells as a 4th level Cleric. The DC of his spells is 14+ Spell level. The Pregnant Glitter Pope may not cast spells with the Evil Descriptor.

Luminescent: The Pregnant Glitter Pope glows with a sparkling radiance, extending a 60 foot radius of light around him at all times, as per the daylight spell. In addition, every round the light cast from a Pregnant Glitter Pope is within range of a darkness spell or a spell with the figment or shadow subtype, he automatically makes a dispel check with a caster level of 6 against the affect.

With Child: The Pregnant Glitter Pope has entered his third trimester and is showing. Any creature with an intelligence score of 3 or more attempting to strike the Pregnant Glitter Pope must make a DC 18 will save or be overcome by guilt, forcing them to attack another target instead. Creatures must also make this check if a spell or spell like ability would harm the Pregnant Glitter Pope, either through hit point damage or ability damage. Non-overtly threatening attacks such as hold person are to affected by this ability. The save DC is wisdom based.

Spiritual Leader: The Pregnant Glitter Pope is a spiritual leader. All NPCs that share a religion with the Pregnant Glitter Pope have an initial attitude of friendly and are willing to provide most services for free. This ability also grants the Pregnant Glitter Pope the leadership feat with a +6 inherent bonus to his leadership score.

Pope's Regalia: The Pregnant Glitter Pope always has two items on his person, regardless of any other material wealth. The Pope's regalia consists of two items, The Robe of the Pregnant Pope, and the Righteous Glittering Hat of the Pope. The Robe of the Pregnant Pope functions as a +2 Set of Cloth armor with the ability to cast cure light wounds or remove disease, or any combination of the two, 4 times per day. The Righteous Glittering Hat of the Pope provides a +1 sacred bonus to AC and provides a +2 Sacred bonus to the caster level of any spells with the Good, Light, or Healing descriptors.


This was all in good fun. Please, please, please, no one be offended.

I love you.

Also: why does the POPE have str14? Not to sound like a capitalistic oppressor, but... he has people to DO that for him now.

Also, you'd think that his CR would increase over his class levels by at least 2. Especially with that elite array and all.

[d13]

I had to borrow that Pregnant Glitter Pope over there , sorry xD



Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone
Large Construct
Hit Dice: 4d10 + 30 (52 hp)
Initiative: -1 (-1 size)
Speed: 70 ft. (wheels)
Armor Class: 16 (-1 size, +5 natural, +2 deflection (bulletproof glass windows)), touch 9*, flatfooted 16).
Base Attack: +7/+14
Attack: Overrun +11
Full Attack: Overrun +11
Space/Reach: 10ft/0ft
Special Attacks: Spell Casting, Bardic Music, Bardic Knowledge, Improved Fascinate, Persistant Fascinate, Infinity Fascinate.
Special Qualities: Spell Resistance 20, Construct Traits
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +2, Will +2
Abilities: Str 24, Dex 10, Con -, Int 12, Wis 11, Cha 17
Skills: Perform (Xilophone) +18, Listen +7, Knowledge (History) 6.
Feats: Skill Focus (Perform (Xilophone)), Ability Focus (Bardic Music: Fascinate)
Environment: Pope Mobile
Organization: Solitary, Player (Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone + 1 Pregnant Glitter Pope), Group (Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone + 1 Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 Second level Clerics) Congregation (Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone + 1 Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 2nd Level Clerics +60 - 100 1st level Commoners).
Challenge Rating: 6
Treasure: None
Alignment: Usually Chaotic Good


Spell Casting: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone casts spells as a 3rd level Bard. The DC of its spells is 13 + spell level. Though a Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can't cast spells with somatic components, it may exchange any verbal or material component with its self playing as a Free Action.

Bardic Music and Bardic Knowledge: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can make use of Bardic Music skills, and it's Bardic Knowledge as if it were a 6th level Bard.

Improved Fascinate: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can make use of its Fascinate Bardic Music to affect ANYTHING capable of hearing (except the Pregnant Glitter Pope). The affected creature may not be able to SEE the Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone, but must still be able to hear it.

Persistant Fascinate: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can play it's fascinating song as long as it wants, and it's effects won't wore off until three days have passed, during which the affected creature(s) will want to listen to that beautiful song again.

Infinity Fascinate: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can select an unlimited number of creatures as the targets of his Fascinate Bardic Music, and can use it's Fascinate music as many times a day as it wants.

[Myshlaevsky]

Lovecraftian Prismatic Abuse Victim for the win.

[Cruiser1]

Unusually Short Spaghetti-covered Yardsale - Cursed potions of healing half off!

Ok, before the yardsale closes I quickly grab some spaghetti off the stuff so I don't have to use my trail rations, and then buy a few of the cursed potions to slip to enemies (or at least resell if I can't use them, since with 50% off I can get the same price back selling them to some other merchant).


Self-replicating Crying Tombraider

I dominate it and use it to finish Tomb of Horrors for me. It needs to be self-replicating since things die there so quickly, and of course in ToH there's lots of reasons to cry. ;)


Helicopter riding Cursed Gelatinous Pyramid

Gelatinous Cube's have Int 0, so I assume a Gelatinous Pyramid isn't any smarter. Since such a creature (especially if cursed) is no way capable of knowing how to fly a helicopter, I run and get out from underneath it and wait 30 seconds or so until it crashes in a big fireball. ;)

[Nohwl]

31: Black 118: Giga- 277: Turtle

[Myatar_Panwar]

Haha, I got a Absolutely Devoid of Talent, Exotic Weapon Wielding, Quetzacoatl.

I picture a very confused Quetzacoatl flying around clumsily with a spiked chain in its tail. In combat it would be very vicious just through random thrashing, though would probably kill itself within seconds...

Edit: Ironshod Revolutionary Salesman

Great find, love this chart.

[Heliomance]

It has this:

201: Poker Game using a 'Deck of Many Things', already in progress.

I stand corrected.

Best random encounter chart ever.

[Xefas]

Sewer Dwelling Goat-Cheese-Hoarding Lumberjack.

I'm not the only one who wants to see all these monsters statted out right ?

Sewer Dwelling Goat Cheese Hoarding Lumberjack
Medium Humanoid (Human)
HD 6d8+18 (45hp)
Speed 30 ft.
Init: +3
AC 17; touch 17; flat-footed 14
(+3 Dex, +2 Insight, +2 Deflection)
BAB +4; Grp +8
Attack Greataxe +9 (1d12+6, 20/x3)
Full-Attack Greataxe +9 (1d12+6, 20/x3)
Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft.
Special Attacks Disengorge Cheese, Timber Chop
Special Qualities Swampwalk
Saves Fort +8 Ref +5 Will +4
Abilities Str 18, Dex 16, Con 16, Int 14, Wis 14, Cha 14
Skills Hide +12, Knowledge (Dungeoneering) +11, Knowledge (Nature) +11, Survival +11, Swim +13
Feats Weapon Focus (Greataxe), Combat Expertise, Ability Focus (Disengorge Cheese), Improved Trip
Environment Urban, Underground
Organization Single, Pair, Brood (2-12), Gaggle (5-60)
Challenge Rating 5
Treasure Nonstandard
Alignment Usually Lawful Neutral
Advancement 7-9 HD (Large) or by character class; Favored Class Warblade
Level Adjustment +2

Swampwalk (Ex): Sewer Dwelling Lumberjacks take no penalty to movement in up to chest deep fetid, filth-filled water. In addition, in such water, they can hold their breath up to four times their constitution modifier in rounds, and they gain a +4 racial bonus to hide.

Disengorge Cheese (Ex): Three times per day, a Goat Cheese Hoarding Lumberjack can spew forth a 30ft cone of foul smelling ichor composed primarily of partial digested goat cheese and bile. Those who fail a DC 18 fortitude save are nauseated by the experience for 1d3+2 rounds. Those who succeed are still traumatized by the event, becoming shaken for the same number of rounds. The save is constitution based and includes a +2 feat bonus.

Timber Chop (Ex): A Lumberjack that hits with a Greataxe attack can attempt to trip the opponent (+8 check modifier) as a free action without making a touch attack or provoking an attack of opportunity. If the attempt fails, the opponent cannot react to trip the Lumberjack.