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    Ettin in the Playground
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    Default You know it's Christmas, when...

    Are there DnD stats for a gingerbread golem? Because I really want to use a gingerbread golem for our Christmas adventure. Any edition will do.

    Disussion about other holiday-related roleplaying shenanigans is also allowed.
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    check it this should be what you need

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    What is this Christmas? I only celebrate Tarrasquemass.
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    What do you know, the answer was closer than I thought. Now I can go and... *glances upwards*

    ...

    Great, now I'm stuck thinkig about a gingerbread tarrasque. What would be the stats for that?
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    All I can think about are animated Christmas trees and killer snowmen.
    Also, Mimics that pretend to be present boxes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler View Post
    What is this Christmas? I only celebrate Tarrasquemass.
    I celebrate Helmukah.
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    Ring of Evasion means never playing a monk with monk levels again. There is just no reason to dip that stuff. I know we're all about using every part of the buffalo here, but can we just admit that it's inedible?

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    I like Mithras, myself.

    It's Quite Interesting.

    Anyway, if you want a gingerbread man golem, try a warforged shaper/constructor with lots of astral constructs? Just say he's a magical baker.
    Last edited by Lycanthromancer; 2009-12-20 at 01:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frozen_Feet View Post
    Great, now I'm stuck thinkig about a gingerbread tarrasque. What would be the stats for that?
    It gets construct traits, loses the con & int score.
    Gains the Extraordinary ability: delicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frozen_Feet View Post
    What do you know, the answer was closer than I thought. Now I can go and... *glances upwards*

    ...

    Great, now I'm stuck thinkig about a gingerbread tarrasque. What would be the stats for that?
    Like that giant gingerbread man from Shrek 2?

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    You sir, have jusst won the day, week, month, holiday season, and remainder of the year! (which consequently isn't much better than winning the month)
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    You know it's christmas when...

    ...all of your evil treants appear as pine or fir treants.
    ...all of your mimics appear as present boxes.
    ...your manifestation of the wild hunt appears as a fat red dude behind 8 dire reindeer...

    Sorry, I had to go there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycanthromancer View Post
    I like Mithras, myself.

    It's Quite Interesting.
    Ehhh... best leave that out, check out the Wiki page on said holiday, its actually more accurate than those chuckling Brits.


    No holiday updates yet at the WotC site, probably waiting till the 25th. Well, there are excerpts from Underdark out and some DDI stuff, but nothing Christmassy.

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    *tarrasquemas*
    For the benefit of those unfamiliar with the holiday, here is an excellent Tarrasquemas thread.
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    I fail to see how "No, that guy is too fat to be hurt by your fire" would make sense.

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