The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116

[Coplantor]

You know what would be funnier? If instead of being wearing a skirt, they wore nothing!

[DraPrime]

You know what would be funnier? If instead of being wearing a skirt, they wore nothing!

How the hell is it that you always find a way to make things more disturbing Coplantor?

[Groundhog]

I second that question.

Has anyone here ever heard of that Shel Silverstein poem where this guy gets a suit tattooed on his body so that he won't have to wear actual clothes? Thanks to Coplantor, I will never think about that poem in the same way again.

[Coplantor]

How the hell is it that you always find a way to make things more disturbing Coplantor?

I dont know.

Have I told you about that time I got naked in front of my friends because I was bored?

[Collin152]

I dont know.

Have I told you about that time I got naked in front of my friends because I was bored?

No. Let's hear it--in exquisite detail.

[Coplantor]

Well it WAS my birthday. And what's a birthday party without someone getting naked?

Best thing was, all I did I did it while sober. After drinking a little, I started playing guitar hero 3.

No details, sorry, they are no forum friendly. But those are good details I say!

[DraPrime]

Wait, you played Guitar Hero with no clothes on?

[Phase]

Wait, you played Guitar Hero with no clothes on?

Gives a new meaning to the term "Whammy Bar"

[DraPrime]

Gives a new meaning to the term "Whammy Bar"

Well now I'm never going to use that part of my guitar ever again. It'll just remind me of Coplantor's "bar."

[Felixaar]

Gives a new meaning to the term "Whammy Bar"

...no! Bad! Unclean!

Oh, my poor head.

[Collin152]

Gives a new meaning to the term "Whammy Bar"

And, gentlemen, I think I've just found the seed for the perfect pick up line.

[Recaiden]

This might normally be disturbing, but for some reason all I can think is, "At least it isn't Player Zero this time"

[Rutskarn]

Ooh! Ooh! Let me act as a cheap Player_Zero substitute!*

Ahem.

The more I press the whammy bar, the more beautiful the music.

Oh, kay. That, uh, that wasn't a Player_Zero imitation so much as a creepy guy imitation.

But hell, I updated my blog tonight, fighting against all odds to take the five minutes needed to upload my images despite the insurmountable obstacle of having a mild cough and being tired.

...


Now that this sickness is waning, it's not really a great excuse anymore, is it?


*Made in Chocolatehammerstan

[Dragonrider]

Ooh! Ooh! Let me act as a cheap Player_Zero substitute!*

Ahem.

The more I press the whammy bar, the more beautiful the music.

Oh, kay. That, uh, that wasn't a Player_Zero imitation so much as a creepy guy imitation.

You succeeded in making me laugh aloud. That doesn't happen often...congratulations.

[Rutskarn]

Man! This week I've made Draggers laugh and Rabblehosst withdraw in fear. I feel this strange, new sensation...like I've actually done something that I'm proud of.

I'm going to go steal toys from a toddler to celebrate.

[Kneenibble]

If you do something for me too, I will give you a tea that will turn your hair as gold as the sun.

[Rutskarn]

If you do something for me too, I will give you a tea that will turn your hair as gold as the sun.

Oh, you mean Nestea? Yeah, that's the stuff. Better than any other tea on the market, anywhere. I mean, people ramble on and on about Earl Grey and Darjeeling and all that crap, but a bottle of Nestea? Much, much better. There's no comparison.

...

Okay, I was going for rage there. Any luck?

[Kneenibble]

;-;

No, not rage, only a strengthening of my conviction that if we ever met at one of these gatherings I'd get drunk and embarass myself hitting on you, that's all.

[Rutskarn]

I'll bring mace.

EDIT: Bedstime.

[Kneenibble]

Mace you say? Awesome. Ground or whole?

Goodnight Rootmarm.

[randman22222]

What can possibly taste better than Earl Grey? You speak nonsense, Rustkarnage.

[Coidzor]

I second that question.

Has anyone here ever heard of that Shel Silverstein poem where this guy gets a suit tattooed on his body so that he won't have to wear actual clothes? Thanks to Coplantor, I will never think about that poem in the same way again.

... I can think of multiple reasons why that would only really work for a post-mastectomatic, post-menopausal woman...

Also. Ow. Ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. and... OW.

In other news. TFS DBZ Abridged is... Interesting.

[mercurymaline]

Watchmen Watchmen Watchmen Watchmen

Who Watches the Watchmen? I watch the Watchmen.

If you can't tell, I just got back from the midnight showing of the Watchmen. + Star Trek preview, + Terminator preview, I'm completely nerded out. I can die happy.

[DraPrime]

Watchmen Watchmen Watchmen Watchmen

Who Watches the Watchmen? I watch the Watchmen.

If you can't tell, I just got back from the midnight showing of the Watchmen. + Star Trek preview, + Terminator preview, I'm completely nerded out. I can die happy.

You can't die yet because no one has yet made a good Discworld movie.

[Player_Zero]

I got here just in time for the 'whammy bar' comment it seems... Right... So... You're comparing the whammy bar on a guitar to a penis. I see...

No, sorry, I won't stoop to that level. My comedic style is much more highbrow.

Also, how do you know you would hit on Rutskarn without knowing anything about how he looks or how old he is?

Hmmm... If Rutskarn is my alt then am I allowed to steal his compliments? I need them to fuel my Mammon Machine, see. It's a machine that harnesses a power deep below the Earth's mantle, a near infinite power source it seems, but I need the compliments in order to motivate myself to construct it.

And if my machine ends up destroying all life as we know it then can I blame it on Rutskarn?

[randman22222]

Why stop there, though, P_Z? You could just as easily say that we are all you, and that you are everything. We are all P_Z. Sort of like Buddhism.
Player_Zeroism.

*Meditates.*

[Player_Zero]

Also, Earl Grey is indeed calming and has a distinct pleasant aroma, but sometimes you just prefer the reliable taste of English Breakfast.

Also, iced tea is the work of the devil and such I believe Rutskarn must've entered into a dark pact of blood with the unholy.

[randman22222]

Also, Earl Grey is indeed calming and has a distinct pleasant aroma, but sometimes you just prefer the reliable taste of English Breakfast.

Also, iced tea is the work of the devil and such I believe Rutskarn must've entered into a dark pact of blood with the unholy.

If iced tea is bad, I don't wanna be good!

[Player_Zero]

If iced tea is bad, I don't wanna be good!

I hope you like nightmare worlds.

[DraPrime]

This is madness! Iced tea is fantastic!