Results 1 to 25 of 25
Thread: Porpose flail
-
2009-03-10, 11:05 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2007
- Gender
Porpose flail
I was wondering:
Since a celestial porpose is sentient and could feasably be played(though with some difficulty). Can a large sized character use it as an improvised heavy flail. Meaning you can move both players with one turn and with a locked gauntlet they cannot be separated. Making it a sorcerer and using mage hand eliminates the need for hands.
-
2009-03-10, 11:11 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
- Gender
Re: Porpose flail
i would have the character being used as a weapon take damage equal to what was dealt to the thing being attacked, but i would allow it.
-
2009-03-10, 11:37 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2008
- Location
- Ponyville
- Gender
Re: Porpose flail
What? Why? Huh?
Where'd you come up with THAT question?-Dyllan
-
2009-03-10, 11:42 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2007
- Gender
-
2009-03-10, 11:43 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
Re: Porpose flail
that's easy, the celetial porpoise is in the hands of a druid, cleric or paladin who repeatedly heals said living dire flail
-
2009-03-11, 12:29 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2007
- Location
- Meraya, Siraaj
Re: Porpose flail
Well at least you didn't ask for swordfish-chucks.
Wouldn't you need an absurdly high Strength score and/or huge to gargantuan size to pull this off? Porpoises weigh around 150 lbs., that's about as much as a colossal dire flail.
-
2009-03-11, 12:39 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
Re: Porpose flail
that's why the celestial porpose charecter is a mage, shrink or tk to ensure his wielder can lift him
-
2009-03-11, 12:39 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2007
- Location
- Fresno (yes, THAT Fresno)
- Gender
Re: Porpose flail
Play a Hulking Hurler/Bloodstorm Blade, then. The only thing more awesome than hitting someone with a porpoise is using said porpoise to turn the field into a giant pinball machine.
-
2009-03-11, 09:51 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
- Location
- Chicago, IL
- Gender
-
2009-03-11, 09:53 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
- Location
- Koth
- Gender
Re: Porpose flail
None of that makes any sense, starting with "porpose".
-
2009-03-11, 10:15 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2004
- Location
- Tallahassee, Florida
Re: Porpose flail
Fixer's official GM response: No
Not even with a -4 for improvised weapon.
Not even with the permission of the porpoise.
Not even on your friggin' birthday.
Porpoise are slippery when wet. When they are not wet, they are taking injuries from dryness. Any attempt at wielding a live porpoise as a weapon will result in the demise of the porpoise in question, and the wielder by virtue of DEATH BY FALLING COWS.The easy I do before breakfast,
The difficult I do all day long,
The impossible achieved during the workweek,
Miracles performed when possible.
People call me the Fixer,
and I am here to help you.Spoiler
Fixer's Guide to Neutrality
Fixer's Fighter Fix
(Campaign) Characters:
Searching For... Goldenrod
Survival... Gelder
-
2009-03-11, 12:56 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2007
- Location
- Fresno (yes, THAT Fresno)
- Gender
-
2009-03-11, 12:58 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2008
- Location
- Ponyville
- Gender
-
2009-03-11, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2007
- Location
- 500 miles that a way!
Re: Porpose flail
The perfect fighter fix.
Hey, the magnificent Shades of gray made me the cool paladin! Give him a hand!
From time to time, I vanish from the boards. Like Frosty, though, I'll be back again some day!
-
2009-03-11, 01:41 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2006
- Location
- Poland
- Gender
Re: Porpose flail
Last edited by Spiryt; 2009-03-11 at 01:55 PM.
Avatar by KwarkpuddingThe subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing;
Rush in and die, dogs—I was a man before I was a king.
Whoever makes shoddy beer, shall be thrown into manure - town law from Gdańsk, XIth century.
-
2009-03-11, 01:52 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2007
- Location
- Scotland!
- Gender
-
2009-03-11, 03:26 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2007
Re: Porpose flail
Here is how you can do this by raw.
Originally Posted by srd
Originally Posted by Complete Warrior 158
For medium creatures:
2 pounds or less (light weapon)
2-10 pounds (1 handed weapon)
11-50 pounds (two handed weapon)
Double or half these based on sizes going up or down.
With that said a huge creature should be able to wield the playful/friendly/helpful porpoise as a two handed weapon and deals 4d6 damage. There aren’t many good pc races that are huge so let’s see what we can work with.
Goliath (or Half Giant) is a good start, they can wield up to 100 pounds (the anorexic porpoise). Slap on an enlarge person (or heaven forbid a monkey grip that’s stackable with Powerful build) and you got yourself a weapon. Given how the animal in question doesn’t have dr or anything that is like hardness I can’t help but think it would take the damage it deals out to foes.Last edited by Animefunkmaster; 2009-03-11 at 04:26 PM.
-
2009-03-11, 04:05 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2007
- Location
- Fresno (yes, THAT Fresno)
- Gender
Re: Porpose flail
All the more reason to use Hulking Hurler, since you can throw anything you can carry as a light load (or medium, if you take a second level in it). By my estimate, you only need 17 Strength for a Large creature to throw a heavier porpoise.
-
2009-03-11, 09:41 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2006
Re: Porpose flail
Is this in any way related to the legendary rat flail?
Monk sucks, but you know, it's not actually worth negative LA.
-
2009-03-11, 09:47 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2007
- Gender
-
2009-03-11, 11:04 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2007
-
2009-03-12, 12:46 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2008
Re: Porpose flail
It needs the improved version.
-
2009-03-12, 01:01 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2009
-
2009-03-12, 09:38 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2006
- Location
- Poland
- Gender
Re: Porpose flail
It's more related to this actually, even though porpoises are mammals.
Avatar by KwarkpuddingThe subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing;
Rush in and die, dogs—I was a man before I was a king.
Whoever makes shoddy beer, shall be thrown into manure - town law from Gdańsk, XIth century.
-
2009-03-12, 09:58 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Location
- Brazil
- Gender
Re: Porpose flail
Member of the Hinjo fan club. Go Hinjo!
"In Soviet Russia, the Darkness attacks you."
"Rogues not only have a lot more skill points, but sneak attack is so good it hurts..."