Insanowar 3: Mud Fight!

[Reinholdt]

Also,
Could I get a ruling on this?

Ummm... yeah sure. This is Insanowar. Granted, it means losing here. And Rutskarn may kick you out. And you may be beaten in the head with arguments and stuff from the combatants over there.

But I won't stop you. And it might be worth a shot.

[Darkcomet]

*cough*

Please stop talking about that.

[Recaiden]

Ummm... yeah sure. This is Insanowar. Granted, it means losing here.

But I won't stop you. And it might be worth a shot.

I was planning on leaving the vampire hunters and cube here.
But it might be worth it to have Leesil kill Vader.

[Saint Nil]

Vader died killing Sephiroth.

[Darkcomet]

My Vader, Nil.

You stole him.

[Recaiden]

Vader died killing Sephiroth.

There you go ruining my hoke instead of taking your turn so I can get back to killing Shadowcaller. Then I guess they should stay.

[Saint Nil]

My Vader, Nil.

You stole him.

Please, Vader needed a REAL player. One who could understand his feelings. You only thought of him as a Sith Lord. You were never there for Vader.

[Darkcomet]

But... I freed him of that accursed suit! And boosted his power even more afterward!

[Recaiden]

Please, Vader needed a REAL player. One who could understand his feelings. You only thought of him as a Sith Lord. You were never there for Vader.

I thought of Vader as a true foe, third only to mammoth tanks and 1 other.

But... I freed him of that accursed suit! And boosted his power even more afterward!

Only so he could fight, not because you cared!

[Saint Nil]

Anyway, I'll write my post tommorow.

[Reinholdt]

All Vader needs is a kitty to love him.

[Darkcomet]

Well, I only have one more retort for Nil:

My Vader isn't dead.

[Murska]

Well, I only have one more retort for Nil:

My Vader isn't dead.

...yet.

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I just noticed this. You have impeccable taste in books. Alastair Reynolds is brilliant. Have you read Pushing Ice yet? Phenominal. I assume you finished the trilogy, by the way.

Yeah, I've read all the books of his I've found around here, which amounts to saddeningly few. Redemption Ark, Absolution Gap and Pushing Ice.

[Recaiden]

...yet.

EDIT:

Yeah, I've read all the books of his I've found around here, which amounts to saddeningly few. Redemption Ark, Absolution Gap and Pushing Ice.

Go read Revelation Space. Right now. You might already know what happened from reading the sequel, but not well enough. Then read Diamond Dogs, Turquoise Days.

[Saint Nil]

Sorry, long post is coming. RL came up.

[Saint Nil]

Yami sat in the throne room, plotting his next move.

We need a distraction, one that will keep everyone's eyes on us-

NOOOO!!!!

Mordokai's scream could be heard from all across the base.

When Yami got there all he found was a dead Mordokai and a elf holding a wrapped up blanket, both beside a window.

She died shortly after Lord Vader's suicide sir. Fortuantly, we saved the child.

Child!!!!

Yes, after reading her blog, it seems that Mordokai and Vader were intamate sir.

Impossible! And this is there love child?

Yes, she her blog says that she would have named him Mordenkainen.

We don't have time to raise a child!!! I activate a spell card, Time Skip!!!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . .

A man in black armor with blond hair stood at the top of the castle.

Darkness running through his veins, hate fueling his heart with a fiery passion! A lost soul with an unconquerable spirt! The great Mordenkainen, is me!!!

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!!!!???

The 15 remaining non-plot important ganmen all surronded the castle, attaching to it. THe castle soon stood up on it's own, overshadowing even teh Megazord.

Inside the moblie tower,

I activate the power of plot, and use Fusion!!!!

A swirling vortex surronded both the Megazord and the mobile fortress, until a humungous being stood,completly painted black, it was covered in spikes, with a helm oddly looking like Darth Vader's. A powerful red glow surronded it, peircing the heavens. In each hand i held a mighty sword covered in red hot plasma.

Inside it's spikes were the 3 black mages, postioned to gun down any airel attacker with their mighty magic. THe 10 elves stood on enigineering duty, ready to repair any damages.

THe ganmen took a fighting pose, and with a might cry, yelled, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!!!!!????

Naturally, this was a diversion. While everyone's eyes where ion the creation of the might ganmen, Sizemore and Wanda were leading a strike team agaisnt Mordokai.

A hole broke through in his battle field, WEanda and her ZOmbies pouring forth.

Braaiiiinnssssss*

*-FLARE!!!!

A flash of heat and light spread across the feild, killing 50 soilders and all of the elves. Solid Sanke was already in the base thanks to another tunnel, sneaking behind the Grey Knights. It was too late for one of them, but the others quickly put down the already dead Snake, but at the cost of another Knight.

On the battlefield, Wanda lead her unead warriors, but sadly grew too confident, with the Demir Infiltrators nearing her, she tried to control them and lost, both the battle of minds and her life.

Sizemore barly escaped the battle, but Mordoaki's forces were to quick to react for any more carnage. Sizemore fled the scene, tears in huis eyes at the death of Wanda.

Casulties

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All of the zombies
Mordokai
Wanda
50 cannon fodder soilders
2 Grey Knights
1 Dimir Infiltrator

My army

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Yami Yugi (the abridged series version) -
Sizemore
Wanda
20 15 non-plot important flying ganmen
Big Boss
Darth Vader
Five Power Rangers and their Megazords
Four Three BlackMages
20 10 Santa Elves
Mordokai

What I have gained

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The lovechild of Darth Vader and Mordokai, Darth Mordenkainen.
THe fusion of the Megazords, and a ganmen made of non-plot important ganmen and Nil's castle-The DreadNought

...............<.<.
>.>................

Darth Vader/Mordokai 4eva <3

[Reinholdt]

Did... did you just use the combined power of shipping and a children's card game to create the fusion of Mordokai and Vader's hell spawn with mechas and your castle?

[Saint Nil]

Once again, may I sig that?
V-Your deleted your post once, and thank you.

[Reinholdt]

Sure. Once again?

[Darkcomet]

o.O

...

Someone show this to Cristo!

[Fan]

One complaint, and ONLY one complaint thats more of a nit pick:
You should've had Mordokai give out the "Believe in yourself. Not the me who believes in you, and not the you who believes in me. Believe in yourself! For yours is a drill that will pierce through the heavens, and through tommorow!" speech, for the full TTGL speech, maybe followed by the "Mom, and Dad are dead. But, in this blade. This evil heart. They live on! The fiery spirits of Mordokai, and Darth Vader are alive in me! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I"AM!"

[Saint Nil]

Sorry, I was sort of pressed for time.

[Fan]

It's still a INCREDIBLY epic post Nil, I'm just a TTGL fanboy, and was suggesting methods for further improvement.

[Recaiden]

Shadowcaller's Base:
Marduk summons up a massive pillar of fire, and sends it roaring down upon the Eradicator. It blasts through the jello beneath where it had stood, as a few last wisps of teleportation energy dissipate. While the jello still binds him to the spot, the fire mage took ranged spells, and blasts his former party member, and then collapses himself. A bit later, the mind control suddenly dissipates, and he comes to his senses. What have I done!?

Recaiden's Base:
Leesil, Magiere, Chap, and the cube climb into the Mako. It slowly begins gliding across the jello. Very slowly. The wheels clog up in the red gunk and they get back out. Meanwhile, the mechs have been walking towards Mordokai's base.

Mordokai's Base:
The sniper shrike opens fire, cutting down the cannon fodder. The twin edge's wheel engage, but get little traction on jello. Yuji merely leaps forward into the gray knight formation, gun blazing and blades lashing out.
An Eradicator suddenly appears behind them. A gray beam lanced out into the melee and turned a grey knight to dust. The weapon systems shift and slither, knitting back together and reactivating themselves.
The fight comes to a slight standstill, Penfold cowering at the point of Yuji's blade. Dangermouse flips on one finger and slams into the machine, which finally collapses from its accumulated damage.
Yujiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Penfold is torn apart by the Sniper's bullets. Moments later, he climbs out of the wreck, one arm hanging hurt at his side, a pistol in the other.
Alma glances at the mastermind, and it crumbles to dust. The mind control systems target her, but she easily throws off such mechanisms.

Casulaties:

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Shadowcaller
Other WoW party member
Mordokai
Cannon Fodder
Grey Knights
Penfold
Recaiden
Twin Edge shrike
Mastermind

Things done/happening:

Army List:

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Recaiden - Gate 1 & Gate 2
1. Yuji (injured and no shrike) & Marlene
2. Sun Stealer
3. Charlene McGee "Charlie"
4. Chell & Weighted Companion Cube
5. Sandry, Daja, Tris, Briar, Chime
6. Magiere, Leesil, Chap - Hiding near tower.
7. Eradicator Hexapod - Mordokai's base
8. Mastermind
9. Cliff Racer flock
10. Orihime Inoue

[Darkcomet]

That teleport-happy Eradicator scares me.

[Recaiden]

That teleport-happy Eradicator scares me.

That's part of the idea. Sure, a giant biomechanical alien killing machine is a bit scary on its own, but when it combines with another unit to get teleportation, disintegration, and mind control powers, well...

[Darkcomet]

That's part of the idea. Sure, a giant biomechanical alien killing machine is a bit scary on its own, but when it combines with another unit to get teleportation, disintegration, and mind control powers, well...

Indeed.

And, technically, it didn't get anything from Masterminds/Prodigies ingame but teleportation. I imagine that's for game balance reasons, though.

[Recaiden]

Indeed.

And, technically, it didn't get anything from Masterminds/Prodigies ingame but teleportation. I imagine that's for game balance reasons, though.

I know. But I also thought the same thing. I mean what, is it just tossing the weapons and equipment on the ground?

[Darkcomet]

I know. But I also thought the same thing. I mean what, is it just tossing the weapons and equipment on the ground?

Yeah. That would be... Stupid, really. What a waste of perfectly good mind control!

Especially considering what would happen if Nod found it...

Nod with mind control.

Terrifying.

[Recaiden]

Yeah. That would be... Stupid, really. What a waste of perfectly good mind control!

Especially considering what would happen if Nod found it...

Nod with mind control.

Terrifying.

You know, maybe I won't teleport to your thread.