Insanowar 3: Mud Fight!

[Saint Nil]

Thank you.

[Reinholdt]

Right. I really hate to skip Nil. But the show must go on. If he gets his up before Recaiden does it'll still count.

Otherwise it's Recaiden's turn.

[Recaiden]

Does this battle take place on earth? I need to know before taking my last action.

[happyturtle]

Which answer will make your post more awesome? That's the right one.

[Reinholdt]

Which answer will make your post more awesome? That's the right one.

Ummm... yeah. This answer suffices. If it makes your post more awesome, it's that.

[Shadowcaller]

Ummm... yeah. This answer suffices. If it makes your post more awesome, it's that.

Could be dangerous thought, what if they suddenly place the battlefield in WH 40k?

[Reinholdt]

Could be dangerous thought, what if they suddenly place the battlefield in WH 40k?

Note that more awesome does not and should not equal more overpowering and one sided.

Plus I know relatively little about this WH 40k thing except that it screwed over Insanowar 2 in some ways.

[Mordokai]

All you need to know about 40k is there's a lot of killing. And by a lot, I mean on proportions unimaginable by our standards. To them, WW II was a skirmish, and not much more.

[Reinholdt]

Right. Ok. In that case I emphasize my not overpowering part of the ruling.

Which the 40k universe would almost certainly be (this is different from picking units from 40k, but that's neither here nor there at this point in time).

[Mordokai]

Any universe that's willing to commit millions and billions of souls to their death by nuking the planets these souls live one, just to maybe prevent an alien race from gathering resources from these planets is screwed up for me.

I don't care that it may have saved countless other lives. It may have also screwed them even worse on the long run. But the point stands.

[Selrahc]

If it's on earth then that implies a lot of things. For example, is there lava running under the battlefield that could be controlled by earthshapers? Could you tunnel out, overtake a town and then turn everyone there in to zombies? Take over the united states with your psychic and launch nukes at the battlefield? Track down the homes of your rival commanders and kill them at their keyboards?

Insanowar probably works better as a cage match. Nothing comes in. Nothing gets out. (Despite what I did with Doctor Who. Escape should generally not be an option.)

[Shadowcaller]

If it's on earth then that implies a lot of things. For example, is there lava running under the battlefield that could be controlled by earthshapers? Could you tunnel out, overtake a town and then turn everyone there in to zombies? Take over the united states with your psychic and launch nukes at the battlefield? Track down the homes of your rival commanders and kill them at their keyboards?

Insanowar probably works better as a cage match. Nothing comes in. Nothing gets out. (Despite what I did with Doctor Who. Escape should generally not be an option.)

Yeah, thats exactly that stuff I was worried about.

[Reinholdt]

Dang.
I hate to admit it, but they're right.

The rule of awesome is overturned in favor of the rule of keeping things under control and the rule of cage fighting.

So yeah.

[Talic]

Dang.
I hate to admit it, but they're right.

The rule of awesome is overturned in favor of the rule of keeping things under control and the rule of cage fighting.

So yeah.

((Opinion. Since when couldn't there be Awesome Cage Fighting?))

[Saint Nil]

Mordenkainen fell from the sky, ganmen destroyed, felling hopless

I wont end like this!!!

As if an answer to his prayers, he saw one card in his belt Yami Yugi must have slipped to him before he died

Reborn the Monster

Dreadnought, be reborn!!!

His convidence was misplaced however, for theri was one more card, that had fallen into Lord Szadek.

Fusion

As the Dreadnought reappreaded, duel lightsabers in hand, Darth Mordenkainen saw a dreadful sight.

A large mass of goo with a cybernetic head, with plasma lasers coming from its mouth.

Szadek laughed at the Dreadnought, his new cybernetic brain powered by his undeath and foul sorcery. The goo gaint had two metallic hands, piloted by Yjui and Marlene.

Fool!! All your base are belong to me now!! You are on the path to destruction!!!

Never!! I'm charging my laser!!!

For great justice.

The two clashed the Dreadnought falling from the sky into the jello giant.
The lightsabers slashed at the belly of the beast, but it was to know use. THe jello crepped its way into the circuits, slowly desdtroying the giatn ganmen.

NEVER!!!!
Darth Mordenkained could feel his father watching him from the beyond, fueling his strength. THe head of the Dreadnought popped off, as the Dreadnought exploded into a flash of spiral energy.

Impossible!!

No, I go beyond the impossible.

The small ganmen flew away, leaving the goo titan to it's doom.

Unforunatly for him, that would not be the end of the enemy sides, as the resulting energy relused a new, more powerful beast.
Casulaties

Spoiler

Show

All the jello goons
Szadek lord of Secrets
Yuji&Marlene
the Dreadnought..again

Whats happened

Spoiler

Show

After destroying the bulk of two enemy armies, Darth Mordenkainen has created a new more powerful Hexapod Eradicator, that is now even more powerful

My army

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Darth Mordenkainen and his small ganmen

[Shadowcaller]

Wait... did you just kill our armies and gain new units?

[Saint Nil]

No, I left you the Dimir, Recaiden the Hexapod(stronger), and gave Mordenkainen enough power to present an intersting challenge(becasue other wise it would be boring).

I can edited it so the Dimir are stronger if you want.

[Darkcomet]

Wait... did you just kill our armies and gain new units?

That's nothing. I killed myself.

To give everyone still alive a win.

[Shadowcaller]

No, I left you the Dimir, Recaiden the Hexapod(stronger), and gave Mordenkainen enough power to present an intersting challenge(becasue other wise it would be boring).

I can edited it so the Dimir are stronger if you want.

Well, I'm fine with you killing our armies, but Reinholdt did warn us about gaining new armies.

[Saint Nil]

I didn't see it as a big deal since I killed it (mostly) off anyway. Can we get a ruling please?

[Shadowcaller]

I didn't see it as a big deal since I killed it (mostly) off anyway. Can we get a ruling please?

Its not that I'm against your post. Its just that Reinholdt posted this:

Fair warning. Be EXTREMELY careful about bringing in new units.

St. Nil did it earlier. But it was fine. Why? Because each unit he brought in, he sacrificed one or more of his units to do so. I felt this was more a transfer of units.

Mordokai did it as well. But he also sacrificed and the unit wasn't on his side, rather attacking everyone indiscriminately.

Shadowcaller does it now. And it's pushing the line. But the fact he didn't actually kill stuff with it and made it make sense means I'm letting it pass. I mean, turning Alma into a pair of flesh eating animated gates was pretty cool.

Nah. This is just a warning so that no one tries to abuse the mechanic. Something which hasn't happened yet, but I want to lay it out now so that it WON'T happen.

That is all. Keep up the awesome work guys.

[Saint Nil]

I just don't see it as gamebreaking or imporatant enough to matter. I did it so others could have a more entertaining fight. Sorry.
V-Wheh.

[Shadowcaller]

I just don't see it as gamebreaking or imporatant enough to matter. I did it so others could have a more entertaining fight. Sorry.

Hey, I don't consider it game-breaking.
Its just that I was worried about it was against the rules stated by Reinholdt, but I'm sure he can accept this since it as you said, was not that big.

[Reinholdt]

Right. Well if there are no big objections, I suppose it slides. Shame though. I was rooting for the Jello Goons to win.

Also from the looks of it, eventually someone is going to have to take someone else out before the final post. Or perhaps not. *waits to see*

[Recaiden]

The Eradicator had just finished its repairs when it was caught up in the wild energy, becoming stronger than ever. It walked over to the broken corpses of its human allies and absorbed them into itself, including the B-cells, the helix DNA mixing with the rampant spiral energy throughout the battlefield. With no one to hold left alive on its team to hold it back, it's only a matter of time before it becomes a manic, telepathic, out-of-control killing machine. Luckily, there are no allies for it to accidentally hurt.
What? I'm...I'm part of the machine now? I suppose the Earth still has need of me. Tony was wrong. This, this was why we awakened. These things must be destroyed.
The Eradicator listens to the strange ideas coming into its mind, and picks out the disturbance in the air of the infiltrators. They may be silent and invisible to normal eyes, but the Scrin sensors are much more sophisticated. Of course, they try to dodge the disintegrator rays, the plasma bolts, the blasts of psionic energy. They aren't terribly successful.
There, Charlie. You're avenged.
The Eradicator turns toward the immobile plant across the base. It hears whispers of fame and power, demands for blood. The Hexapod's alien mind has no concern for this though, and it merely looks up to see the plant's tendrils reach toward it. They're cut off before they get close by disks of plasma, and the blasts of energy have much greater effect on Audrey II than bullets or knives would.
Yes. Kill the aliens.
The .6 zombie shambles towards it, but the machine just sort of steps out of the way, not even wanting to kill such a pathetic foe.
Meanwhile, the diatryma has ceased its random running about, its mind completely in thrall to Scrin machinery.
Did we really need more power? Ha!
It rushes towards the Alma-gates, stopping just short of their reach, and begins leading them straight towards Darth Mordenkainen. The mini-ganmen swarm over it and kill it, allowing the summoned creature to return home, and then the gates reach down and swallow them.

Casualties:
4 Dimir Infiltrators
Diatryma
Audrey II
Mini-ganmen

What?: The Eradicator was repairing itself anyway. It still has mind control and disintegration weaponry, plus weird spiral powers. When it absorbed Yuji using its Lifeform Recycling System. it became infected with the B-cells (also, double-helix DNA). So, it'll become obsessed with the desire to kill all humans, undead, aliens, or anything unnatural. It will also turn into even more of a biomechanical monstrosity than it already is, very quickly due to its regeneration. And it may teleport away from sufficient danger.

[Mordokai]

Do we give Fin one last chance or is it my turn already?

[Shadowcaller]

Lets see...
The supercharged eradicator first teleports to Mordokais base and kills one infiltrator, then to the middle of the battle-field and kills one infiltrator and then to my base and kills one infiltrator.

And during this time it also kills both Fin's units, and the infiltrator that is hiding inside the tower.

Is this correct Recaiden?

[Reinholdt]

Do we give Fin one last chance or is it my turn already?

One last chance. Plus this will give you time to prepare yours and me time to reread through the thread and try to obtains some trophies or awards or something of the like.

[Recaiden]

Lets see...
The supercharged eradicator first teleports to Mordokais base and kills one infiltrator, then to the middle of the battle-filed and kills one infiltrator and then to my base and kills one infiltrator.

And during this time it also kills both Fin's units, and the infiltrator that is hiding inside the tower.

Is this correct Recaiden?

No, I did not know where they were, and assumed them to be together. Now that I know where they are, the one in the tower would not have been killed, nor the one in Mordokai's base. Only the ones in your base and the middle of the battlefield, since they're out in the open.

So those 2 are alive, but I'm looking for them.

[Reinholdt]

It is now Mordokai's turn.