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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    HalflingRangerGuy

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    Hey guys we just played a LVL 15 campaign in a water temple thing and I thought I would share one of today's events with you.

    We reached the entrance to the temple but the door was locked and two waterfall's were running on both sides of the door. So our swashbuckler//cleric decides to try and plug one of the holes with a rock. Well it explosively hits me and I decide to trip him in anger. When he hit's the ground the ensuing conversation occurs:

    Swashbuckler//Cleric: "Do you wanna help me up?"
    Me: ".......fine......"
    Swashbuckler//Cleric: "HARM!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Needless to say I made my Will save but ended up on my but and asked for a Heal Spell. LOL pretty funny I think.
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    DM: "And now you descend into the mazelike tunnels, where no light save for what magic you bring will illuminate your path, as you search for-"
    Player: "I'm preparing Teleport twice each day."
    DM: "...and there goes the tension by the window"

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    I Am A: Lawful Good Human Ranger (3rd Level)
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    Strength: 15
    Dexterity: 18
    Constitution: 16
    Intelligence: 16
    Wisdom: 16
    Charisma: 14

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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    This wasn't in DND, but I effectively mage-handed a coin flip to decide who got the powerful artifact. I didn't give it to myself, I gave it to the party member I grew up with rather than the guy who joined the party this week.

    (IRL I gave it to my wife instead of the guy who joined our gaming group that week, slightly sneaky, but it all fit).

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    EvilClericGuy

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    What a great story! I've never thought of using Touch spells in a passive way before. Haha... I'm going to build a Cleric that steals from people when he heals them!
    I am the greatest Swordsman of all the Demons, but you may call me Gogandantes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VelvetThunder View Post
    What a great story! I've never thought of using Touch spells in a passive way before. Haha... I'm going to build a Cleric that steals from people when he heals them!
    If he follows an ideal or a cause; make sure it's "Free Enterprise".
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    Brilliant D&D song from Aussie comedy band Tripod.
    If anyone can find a better-quality version of that, let me know.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    I once played a sorcerer who was fond of using Shocking Grasp as a joy buzzer. It fit the character because he was also a follower of Olidammara.
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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    BlueKnightGuy

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    I once had my poltergeist's special combination of two level zero spells be "Detect Taint," something we were using in whatever game system was being played. But I used it everywhere, on things that couldn't possibly have taint on them...like the statue of Pelor, for example. Of course, then the dwarf of the party decides to eat the only Taint I actually do find...

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