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    Default [spell/Modern] MAGIC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!



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    Level: Arcane 0; Components: S; Casting Time: Immediate Action; Effect: Brief image near caster; Duration: Instantaneous

    The caster snaps their fingers, and a glowing image (as above, but animated) appears in the air beside them, along with a deep voice announcing that "****** DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!". The caster can have the image announce this about the subject of their choice, but generally something about which something stupid has just been said.
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    Default Re: [spell/Modern] MAGIC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

    Hmm, I sense a distraction. It's too bad you can't slightly alter the text and voice, otherwise, to the evil henchmen: "Guarding does not work that way! >:(" ;D

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    Default Re: [spell/Modern] MAGIC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

    This should force a Concentration check vs. the save DC of the Spell. And also count as a diversion for the purposes of hiding, etc.

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    Default Re: [spell/Modern] MAGIC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

    Hmm. Add this to Permanency, with the effect that it can be cast at will. Then more people would be encouraged to scribe it.

    Also, add it as a Divine spell.

    "Pelor does not work that way!"

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    Default Re: [spell/Modern] MAGIC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

    It wouldn't make a good distraction with the "image near caster" part.

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    Default Re: [spell/Modern] MAGIC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

    Ah...

    Bonus stacking does not work that way!!!
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    Default Re: [spell/Modern] MAGIC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cybren
    It wouldn't make a good distraction with the "image near caster" part.
    Oh. OOps. I thought you designated were it appeared.

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