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    Firbolg in the Playground
     
    Kobold

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    Default Does anyone use this list?

    http://www.geocities.com/whoisceres2/blodmw.html

    It looks pretty good, but only a thousand views leads me to believe it's fairly obscure.
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    RedWizardGuy

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    Default Re: Does anyone use this list?

    I would hope that most people know that's a joke list, since only an idiot tries to "deal with" annoying players in-game.

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    Firbolg in the Playground
     
    Dogmantra's Avatar

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    With Uncle Crassius

    Default Re: Does anyone use this list?

    2 -- You become a hamster. Size reduced to diminutive (unarmed strike becomes 1d1, +4 AC, +4 melee bonus, melee weapons shrink with you and become d1 weapons, better weapons can be made but must be masterwork and cost 10 times normal, move speed reduced to 10 but can be carried in someone's pocket or on someone's shoulder with no weight penalty, automatically critically fail all intimidate checks, retain speech abilities but voice shifts several octaves higher, +20% arcane spell failure, -8 to strength, +2 dexterity, +2 to charisma, weapon finesse is denied to this species).
    I couldn't help myself.
    I laughed so much at this, if I ever need a curse (for a plot device, not for smiting a player) I am totally using this one.
    BANG → !
    OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS

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    SwashbucklerGuy

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    Flawse Fell, Geordieland

    Default Re: Does anyone use this list?

    It looks like a variation on the theme of the Wandering Damage Table: the sort of players-are-the-DMs-chewtoy stuff that was a joke even back in the old days.

    That said:
    99 -- Nothing happens, but the DM just smiles evily at you.
    Yeah, I laughed at that one.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    RogueGirl

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    Default Re: Does anyone use this list?

    My guess is you're right: few hits on the counter means it's not very well-used.
    Further, it seems like the operator of that site won't have much time to inflate the counter, either.

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    Firbolg in the Playground
     
    Kobold

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    Default Re: Does anyone use this list?

    Quote Originally Posted by TwystidMynd View Post
    My guess is you're right: few hits on the counter means it's not very well-used.
    Further, it seems like the operator of that site won't have much time to inflate the counter, either.
    While it is obviously a joke list, not for use in serious games, it is a HILARIOUS joke list for use in HILARIOUS games!
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