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    Oooh, pick me, pick me!! I remember trying ages ago to figure out how best to adapt the rules of Paranoia to WW. Lets see how you did...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GAThraawn View Post
    Oooh, pick me, pick me!! I remember trying ages ago to figure out how best to adapt the rules of Paranoia to WW. Lets see how you did...
    How much "ages ago"? The first incarnation (this is the third if you look at the title) was years ago. Literally.

    The rules change slightly with each different game, but it's essentially the same game, and I know DLD is going to be gutted to miss this one. She sigged a quote from the first incarnation for YEARS!
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    Nothing personal JX, I just know how completely devious and brilliant you are at these games when you have the time to devote to them.
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    All I'll say is that Jontom is a master at these games ... the blue guy with the spiky teeth can be very persuasive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAThraawn View Post
    Oooh, pick me, pick me!! I remember trying ages ago to figure out how best to adapt the rules of Paranoia to WW. Lets see how you did...
    Silly GAT, it isn't about adapting the rules, it's about adapting the feeling of knowing anyone can and will backstab you at the most inopportune time.

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    ... *quietly emerges from a side corridor, holding a large banner over his head, which reads, "I will participate. Also, the Friendly Computer is stupid." He scampers off before the auto turrets can train on him.*

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    I guess I join in.

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    Paranoia? Sure, I love that game!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jontom Xire View Post
    How much "ages ago"? The first incarnation (this is the third if you look at the title) was years ago. Literally.

    The rules change slightly with each different game, but it's essentially the same game, and I know DLD is going to be gutted to miss this one. She sigged a quote from the first incarnation for YEARS!
    Well, you may claim that to be the case, but how do I know it's true, huh? Hmm? If that was the case, I guess you'd have to assume that I hadn't been aware of the original incarnation of this game, but I don't see why I should trust you about this at all. Who says you have to start with Episode I? Just ask George Lucas.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kyouhen View Post
    Silly GAT, it isn't about adapting the rules, it's about adapting the feeling of knowing anyone can and will backstab you at the most inopportune time.
    What?!? No it's not! Stop trying to contradict me, you...you...Communist, you! You know full well that the rules are the most important part of any experience involving the Friend Computer, lest things devolve into anarchy and Communism. I have my eye on you, Comrade...don't you forget it.
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    Sounds good. And I wish you the best. Only heed this advice: No plan survives first contact with the enemy.
    Unless you're Thrawn, in which case no enemy survives first contact with the Plan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GAThraawn View Post
    What?!? No it's not! Stop trying to contradict me, you...you...Communist, you! You know full well that the rules are the most important part of any experience involving the Friend Computer, lest things devolve into anarchy and Communism. I have my eye on you, Comrade...don't you forget it.
    Are you accusing an ULTRAVIOLET of communism?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAThraawn View Post
    Well, you may claim that to be the case, but how do I know it's true, huh? Hmm? If that was the case, I guess you'd have to assume that I hadn't been aware of the original incarnation of this game, but I don't see why I should trust you about this at all. Who says you have to start with Episode I? Just ask George Lucas.
    or Atreyu...

    And what is this speak of rules? Knowledge of rules by non-ultraviolets is treason!

    *Fires a red laser at GAThraawn.*
    *Rolls a 20*
    *Starts to celebrate*
    *Remembers that "20s are bad in Paranoia" is one of the few rules red clearance troubleshooters are allowed to know*
    *???*
    *Dies horribly*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyozo View Post
    or Atreyu...

    And what is this speak of rules? Knowledge of rules by non-ultraviolets is treason!

    *Fires a red laser at GAThraawn.*
    *Rolls a 20*
    *Starts to celebrate*
    *Remembers that "20s are bad in Paranoia" is one of the few rules red clearance troubleshooters are allowed to know*
    *???*
    *Dies horribly*

    Hyozo-R-NET-3 walks into the room a few minutes later.
    Hyozo-R-NET-3, I grant you full permission to (attempt to) execute GATHraawn again for accusing an ULTRAVIOLET of communism and for disagreeing with the GM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyouhen View Post
    Hyozo-R-NET-3, I grant you full permission to (attempt to) execute GATHraawn again for accusing an ULTRAVIOLET of communism and for disagreeing with the GM.
    All I'm prepared to say is that I'm glad Selrahc and I see eye to eye on certain...issues. (evil grin)
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    Unless you're Thrawn, in which case no enemy survives first contact with the Plan.
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    All I'm prepared to say is that I'm glad Selrahc and I see eye to eye on certain...issues. (evil grin)
    Wait, what?

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    Yay! Only two more!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyouhen View Post
    Wait, what?
    I have no idea what he is talking about. Obviously Ultraviolets wouldn't support treasonous red citizens. I recommend a full crackdown.

    *Sends in vulture squadrons to seize certain valuable pre reckoning artifacts while Kyouhen-U-12 tries to capture the traitor.*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murska View Post
    He's a bloody red communist! Get him!
    That sign of his is indeed rather suspicious...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murska View Post
    He's a bloody red communist! Get him!
    Do you have evidence to back up that accusation, citizen?

    For as you know. False accusations of treason, are Treason.
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    Evidence has already been provided, found sufficient and measures have been taken.
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    If there's still room citizen Alk-R-PWN-1 will eagerly leap at the chance to serve his good friend the computer

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    Role PMs have been sent. I'll put the thread up once the Polymorphing traitors pick who they want to traitorously imitate.

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    I would like to thank Friend Computer for my team-mates - loyal Citizens all, I am sure! - and humbly ask when he might graciously allow us to begin play.
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    I would like to say that Friend Computer needs to be destroyed but that would apparntly be treason so I won't say it.
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