Insano 7- Stairway to Heaven

[Fan]

Welcome to Insanowar

Da Rules:

1.) There are five players, each of which represent a commander of their army.

2.) Each player takes turns choosing some powerful character, semi-powerful group of characters, or large mob of expendable non-characters from any sort of media. Examples: The TMNTs, a Dreadnought from 40K, a mob of kobolds.

3.) When each player has 10 selections, the game begins.

4.) A map will be provided showing the layout of the battlefield. Each person will have a base of operations with which they can wage war. Note that each base is about 2 turns away from each other.

5.) A static turn order is established. In each turn, the player dictates what their troops are doing, as far as the opponent can see. Secret actions need not be reported (although it is good sportsmanship to give hints as to what your are planning).

6.) When troops engage, the person whose turn the engagement took place on decides the outcome, which will usually NOT be all one way. If there is any friendly dispute (and the dispute WILL be friendly, or else), other players/playgrounders chime in with their opinions. If no consensus is reached, it's a 50/50 slaughter.

7.) The winner is the one who wins.

Da Guidelinez:

1.) You can't choose anyone TOO powerful. No gods, demigods, anything like that. Make it something that's about the same power level as the other troops on the field.

2.) Don't be a jerk. The objective here is to have fun--frankly, who wins and who loses is pretty arbitrary anyway. This game is definitely straddling the line between Silly and Structured.

3.) Respect Awesomeness. If a player is pulling off something that's just too awesome to believe, that should aid his victory.

4.) Enjoy yourself. Seriously, guys.

Rules subject to change.

People make your reservated claims now, and most importantly. Play fair!

[happyturtle]

To be renamed Insanowar Seven, since we already have a five.

I think ds7 has a slot.

[Recaiden]

She does. I might as well, as I was going to be in 6.

[billtodamax]

Do I get one?! Yay! or not yay, depending on the answer.

[Fan]

Do I get one?! Yay! or not yay, depending on the answer.

Yes, yes you do.

[billtodamax]

Awesome! Now to iron out the rest (read:all) of my picks.

[Uncle Festy]

I can haz another go?
AKA in!

[billtodamax]

*shameless bump*

Woah, what's that thread that suddenly jumped to the top of structured games? Maybe you should have a look and sign up.
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[Rutskarn]

Crap on a waffle--have we finally plumbed the depths of the endless droves of prospective players?

[Fan]

Crap on a waffle--have we finally plumbed the depths of the endless droves of prospective players?

Since we're out of players....
You should totally apply Rusky.

[Rutskarn]

Eh.

...alright, I'll give it a go.

[Uncle Festy]

Yaaaay!

[billtodamax]

Shameless bump successful! Now for some preperations.

[Talic]

Is it against the rules to play in two Insanowars at the same time? LOL

[Fan]

Is it against the rules to play in two Insanowars at the same time? LOL

Yes Talic, it's against the most unspoken holy law of Insanowar, and you will be submitted to the Trials of Unspeakable doom for even considering it.

[billtodamax]

Yes Talic, it's against the most unspoken holy law of Insanowar, and you will be submitted to the Trials of Unspeakable doom for even considering it.

Plus I think we have five people.

DS7
Recaiden
Me
Festy
Rutskarn

DS7 just hasn't confirmed hir stop in this thread. I think (s)he did in number 6 though.
Shut up, I do too know DS7's gender. It's male, right?

[Fan]

Plus I think we have five people.

DS7
Recaiden
Me
Festy
Rutskarn

DS7 just hasn't confirmed hir stop in this thread. I think (s)he did in number 6 though.
Shut up, I do too know DS7's gender. It's male, right?

Death is a he, I remember back when he had his gender symbol applying to a now LONG dead nation game of mine.
Anyways, bumming a map off of Rusky, and assigning bases.

[Talic]

Yes Talic, it's against the most unspoken holy law of Insanowar, and you will be submitted to the Trials of Unspeakable doom for even considering it.

Would those be the ones involving cheddar cheese and a hot waffle iron?

Or the ones with Flaming Streudel and a car battery?

[billtodamax]

Would those be the ones involving cheddar cheese and a hot waffle iron?

Or the ones with Flaming Streudel and a car battery?

Actually it's with the iced chocolate and the gum boots.

Fun Fact: There's no post reply button for me. The only way I can post is by quoting someone.

[Lex-Kat]

If you need another player, ThePhantom and Croverus are available.

If anyone else wishes to jon, please post in the Insanowar Central Thread, thank you.

[Fan]

Actually, I was attempting to dig up a map since rusky hadn't PM'd me with one.


Dah map, taken from Happy Turtle. I'm sure she wont mind.

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Choose a corner, and turn order, names will be changed, and added in upon choosing in MS paint.

1. Ruskatarn
2. Billtodamax
3. Uncle Festy
4. Talic
5. Recaiden

[happyturtle]

Well the problem with anyone else using that map is that each of us designed our own terrain. It probably isn't going to be a fair map if the terrain is just assigned.

[Fan]

Well the problem with anyone else using that map is that each of us designed our own terrain. It probably isn't going to be a fair map if the terrain is just assigned.

*cough* Then may I see the blank map?

[happyturtle]

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Squee! Thank you very much Happy. :hugs:

Editing in to post for the players now. :nodnod:

[billtodamax]

So we each request terrain?

[Fan]

So we each request terrain?

No, that would require me being willing to do art.

[Deathslayer7]

if you're going to make a new thread, the least you can do is give me a heads up

but it seems the spots are full anyway.

[Recaiden]

We had several people say that Deathslayer had a spot.

[Fan]

We had several people say that Deathslayer had a spot.

Well... People jumped in prior to him claiming it, but I'll change since people are angry.