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Thread: Kender Taunts!!
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2009-06-04, 05:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Kender Taunts!!
So I have been playing a kender in Ravenloft...which you can see is working out greatly
since I am a kender I wanted to get some great taunts from you guys.... funny taunts, yo mama jokes, ugly jokes, fat jokes, undead jokes, wear wolf.. that list goes on...anything good^^
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2009-06-04, 05:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
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- Metro Manila, Philippines
- Gender
Re: Kender Taunts!!
Yo mama's so fat, when she turned around, it was the next day!
Yo mama's so stupid, when she jumped out of the window, she went up!
That's all I've got, sorry.
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2009-06-04, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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Re: Kender Taunts!!
i prefer the classic Tasslehoff quote, "I don't know anyone stupid enough to try to mate with an orc, but if there was one, he'd be your father!"
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2009-06-04, 07:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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- Some kind of hell
- Gender
Re: Kender Taunts!!
"Is that your head or did your neck throw up?"
"Is that your nose or is that a disease?"
"Were your parents that ugly too?"
"Is that a beard or are you just rabid?"
"My Uncle Trapspringer once saw an person so ugly it made him sick. Was that you?"
"Was your dad the ugly stick?"
That's all I got for now.
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2009-06-04, 07:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2006
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2009-06-04, 07:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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- I'm a Protagonist!
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Re: Kender Taunts!!
"Why is it you druids are always hugging the Ugly Tree?"
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2009-06-04, 07:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Kender Taunts!!
Or better yet, "I bet you hit every branch when you fell out of the Ugly tree, didn't you?"
"You wouldn't know a sword if it was stuck in your gullet!" Seems pretty appropriate.
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2009-06-04, 09:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
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- Mandelbrot set
Re: Kender Taunts!!
Usually vampires are supposed to have good looks, but you must have sucked on the wrong thing, and as they say you are what you eat.
To skeletons: Stick and stones can break my bones, but at least I still have skin and flesh left!
I have been to many planes of existence and by far your domain makes the nine hells looks like Heaven.
Look out their is a piercer hanging form your face! Nevermind its just your big nose.
To plant-creature: Hey was your father the ugly stick?
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2009-06-04, 09:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Switzerland
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Re: Kender Taunts!!
Just walk by, blink a few times with a confused look, say "woah" and walk on.
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2009-06-04, 10:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
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- Mandelbrot set
Re: Kender Taunts!!
I hear Takhisis is great for a good time. Her having 5 heads/mouths and all that.
Last edited by shadzar; 2009-06-04 at 10:47 PM. Reason: Tia-who?
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2009-06-05, 08:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2005
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- Flawse Fell, Geordieland
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2009-06-05, 08:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
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- DC
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Re: Kender Taunts!!
"Ahem, your matha so fat, that when she jump for joy, she get stuck. Thank you." Or from James Brown, "Hit me!" * Leaves with paltry contribution*
To know that just one life has breathed easier because you have lived, that is to have succeeded.
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2009-06-05, 09:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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- In the Playground
Re: Kender Taunts!!
"Yo mamma may be a level one commoner, but her stink is CR 9!"
"THATS how you fight?! Well, at least someone is making the monks feel good..."
"Ouch, looks like someone took a whizz in that gene pool."
"Can someone undo that undead? Please?"
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2009-06-05, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2005
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- PA these days
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Re: Kender Taunts!!
As a Kender...they don't always have to make sense. IE: "Pickle pickle pickle!"
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2009-06-05, 03:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
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- Easley, SC
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Re: Kender Taunts!!
"Do you carry that big weapon to compensate?"
"You call that scary? I've seen your mother; she does it better."
"Did you buy those pants from a dwarf?"
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2009-06-08, 04:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008