Shipping VIII: Yes, Eight. No, really. We are THAT insane.

[horngeek]

I'm not that good a writer, though...

We'll see what I can cook up.

[Mordokai]

@Mordokai ; I think it's more fun if it's a surprise... for you.

...now I'm not sure if that's encouragment or quite the opposite...

[Dallas-Dakota]

That's the spirit!
Now I demand to be featured, as reward. On top of that I'm one of the maidens in the banner. Mind making me rather...Luna Lovegod'esque?
Yes, I know the typo.

[horngeek]

We will see...

Any other volunteers?

Mord, you willing to volunteer Flora?

[Nameless]

We will see...

Any other volunteers?

Mord, you willing to volunteer Flora?

Volunteer for what? Did I miss something? I suppose I'll volunteer though I have no idea what this is. Yay for following blindly!

[horngeek]

For being a maiden. To be sacrificed to a dragon.

[Mordokai]

We will see...

Any other volunteers?

Mord, you willing to volunteer Flora?

You wanted maidens.

Sorry to dissapoint you, but Flora is far from being maiden

[Nameless]

For being a maiden. To be sacrificed to a dragon.

Iron Maiden?! AWESSSOMMMEEE! *Air guitar*

[horngeek]

Mord: Good point.

Nameless: Not that type of maiden.

[Nameless]

Mord: Good point.

Nameless: Not that type of maiden.

Ohhhh, You mean This one, right?

[Destro_Yersul]

Iron Maiden?! AWESSSOMMMEEE! *Air guitar*

I believe you mean Excellent

[Nameless]

I believe you mean Excellent

Bogus... ._.

Anyway, I wouldn't mind being a male version of a maiden in whatever story it is your doing, Horngeek.

[Reinholdt]

Bogus... ._.

Anyway, I wouldn't mind being a male version of a maiden in whatever story it is your doing, Horngeek.

Just to give you a heads up of what being a male version of a maiden is like.

• People pull on your tail.
• People call you a playa.
• Girls regularly abduct you.
• You are raped frequently.
• You are smacked and bitten frequently.
• Sometimes, you're even forced to do even more unseemly things.
• For some reason, this makes guys think you're attractive to women and beg or threaten you for your secrets.

[Nameless]

Just to give you a heads up of what being a male version of a maiden is like.

• People pull on your tail.
• People call you a playa.
• Girls regularly abduct you.
• You are raped frequently.
• You are smacked and bitten frequently.
• Sometimes, you're even forced to do even more unseemly things.
• For some reason, this makes guys think you're attractive to women and beg or threaten you for your secrets.

No no no, You've got it all wrong. This only happens if you're Reinholdt. Being a male maiden has nothing to do with any of this.

[horngeek]

It all origionated when I kept on putting "Stop giving me maidens to eat! I'm Good!" over in the I would But... thread in SMBG.

That has now expanded to a banner (by the awesome Serpentine), and now possibly a fic.

[Dallas-Dakota]

We dun't have no fics here.


We have ships.

Waaay better.

[Grim ranger]

Just to give you a heads up of what being a male version of a maiden is like.

• People pull on your tail.
• People call you a playa.
• Girls regularly abduct you.
• You are raped frequently.
• You are smacked and bitten frequently.
• Sometimes, you're even forced to do even more unseemly things.
• For some reason, this makes guys think you're attractive to women and beg or threaten you for your secrets.

Yeeah, that doesn't sound too good...I am actually starting to feel sorry for you

[Cristo Meyers]

Yeeah, that doesn't sound too good...I am actually starting to feel sorry for you

He's padding the list.

We do half of those anyway.

[Dallas-Dakota]

• People pull on your tail.
• People call you a playa.
• Girls regularly abduct you.
• You are raped frequently.
• You are smacked and bitten frequently.
• Sometimes, you're even forced to do even more unseemly things.
• For some reason, this makes guys think you're attractive to women and beg or threaten you for your secrets.

1. We do that with all males who have tails. >.> Not many of them around here.
2. That's just what you are!
3. Girls here do that with everybody.
4. Are you saying you object?
5. I thought you were into that?
6. Ok, got me there.
7. Because you are. Now tell me your secrets!

[Reinholdt]

1. We do that with all males who have tails. >.> Not many of them around here.
2. That's just what you are!
3. Girls here do that with everybody.
4. Are you saying you object?
5. I thought you were into that?
6. Ok, got me there.
7. Because you are. Now tell me your secrets!

1. Alright. I suppose I grant the tails.
2. I am not!
3. They don't that I'm aware of.
4. Yes.
5. I'm not.
6. That's right.
7. I don't have any!

@ Grim - Finally someone listening to my desperate pleas for help. Help me Grim wan-Ranger. You're my only hope.

[Grim ranger]

1. Alright. I suppose I grant the tails.
2. I am not!
3. They don't that I'm aware of.
4. Yes.
5. I'm not.
6. That's right.
7. I don't have any!

@ Grim - Finally someone listening to my desperate pleas for help. Help me Grim wan-Ranger. You're my only hope.

*pumps shotgun and steps in front of Rein* Now you all can just leave the poor Rein at peace or I will empty some rock salt into you. Any disagreements to that?

*listens for a while, holding the shotgun leisurely*

...Good.

@V: Not sure. Don't make me change to heavier arnament. And let's see how you handle Vorpal greatsword critical to face, shall we? As said: leave him be

[Dallas-Dakota]

1. Alright. I suppose I grant the tails.
2. I am not!
3. They don't that I'm aware of.
4. Yes.
5. I'm not.
6. That's right.
7. I don't have any!

@ Grim - Finally someone listening to my desperate pleas for help. Help me Grim wan-Ranger. You're my only hope.

Oh Grim, silly little thing. You think a gun is going to hurt me? Me 'n Rein are just doing a little talking, aren't we?

1. *Good boy.
   *Are too!
   *Why not ask the experts? Ladies of shipping? Do you, or do you not?
   *Hmmm, well they do it with other peopl too, you know. It's just that you call attention to it often.
   *Hmmm, well I'l leave this to the ladies to judge.
   * True, though it does occur with other people.
   * Do too! Tell me or I'l be forced to use my mind powers!

[mangosta71]

Oh Grim, silly little thing. You think a gun is going to hurt me? Me 'n Rein are just doing a little talking, aren't we?

1. *Good boy.
   *Are too!
   *Why not ask the experts? Ladies of shipping? Do you, or do you not?
   *Hmmm, well they do it with other peopl too, you know. It's just that you call attention to it often.
   *Hmmm, well I'l leave this to the ladies to judge.
   * True, though it does occur with other people.
   * Do too! Tell me or I'l be forced to use my mind powers!

I'm pretty sure I've never been abducted. That's probably mostly because I tend to appear in darker stories, though. As a villain. There might be some fear of me, too (due to the above). And possibly a little because I would actively assist in the abduction, so it doesn't really count. >.>

[UncleWolf]

Reiny, you have it nice. The only time I've been abducted was when I got put into a pit against a daemon/undead thingy and had to fight it with an evil sword. The other time when I got close, I was chopped up by little girls to be made into stew.

I wish girls would abduct me a little more often.

[Fredthefighter]

ABDUCTION!
Wolfbane/Ms.Malbolge

Spoiler

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Wolfbane walked down the street, whistling to himself and pondering why Reinholdt got all the girls.
What does he have that I don't? He mused.
Suddenly, from the darkness of a nearby alley, slender yet inhumanly strong arms sprang around Wolfbane's neck and mouth, preventing him from screaming for help and dragging him into the shadows.

Go to sleep baby. was the last thing he heard as unconsciousness overcame him swiftly.

*****

Wolfbane awoke several hours later in a cozy cabin. He found that his arms and legs were tied to a chair, and that someone had removed his shirt.
A slender and beautiful woman stood before him, clad in a dress that revealled a pleasing amount of leg.
Why me?

Because I like 'em with a bit of spirit. It makes them more fun to break.

You're a demon aren't you?

Yes.

And I'm going to die in a horrifically painful way?

Yes, but not yet loverboy. the she-demon said with a smile as she planted a fierce kiss on the his lips.

His screams of fear quickly changed their tune.

[UncleWolf]

Hehehe.

Thanks.

[Fredthefighter]

Hehehe.

Thanks.

No problem. You can thank the previous discussion in this thread.


Looks like Reinholdt isn't the only one who gets abducted and have other unsavoury things done to him.

[UncleWolf]

No problem. You can thank the previous discussion in this thread.


Looks like Reinholdt isn't the only one who gets abducted and have other unsavoury things done to him.

Now, now, who says I don't like it a bit rough like that?

[Fredthefighter]

Now, now, who says I don't like it a bit rough like that?

Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

[Grim ranger]

Now, now, who says I don't like it a bit rough like that?

A bit rough meaning your throat gets cut when she is done?

Meh, I would gladly pass the opportunity along the line and chuckle as the poor sod would be butchered