[Acro] GLoG 40: Now one year old!

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PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING IN THIS THREAD!

The Good League of Good is an ACRONYM organization devoted to the redemption of evildoers.

Our IC leaders:
President: Czernov Wrzosowisko (player: Kaelaroth)
Vice President: Darkcomet (player: Darkcomet)
Treasurer: Jazirian (player: KidKris)
Chief Warden/of Security: Susan (player: Billtodamax) and Judy (player: Lex-kat)
Heads of Pastoral Care: Quinn (player: The Bushranger) and Vorka Stark (player: Kaelaroth)

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OOC: All players are welcome to make a character to join GLoG. The PM requirement is only so we know who is around. We aren't running auditions or anything.
IC: Your character may be refused entry to the premises or asked to leave if they are not of good alignment or if they cause trouble in-character.
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Membership form:

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Name:
Current Moral or Ethical Leanings (Good/Evil):
Desired Moral or Ethical Leanings (Good/Evil):
Profession:
Race:
Age:
Why do you want to join GLoG?
Any other important information:

Also, before you join, read the Rules of the Spork. If you are not a member, then when your character arrives, you will be outside the front door and must roleplay getting entry, but bear in mind that whenever your character enters GLoG, alignment scanners will try to detect his/her current intention's alignment (so even the most evil of people might come off as good, if they think they are. If you wish to post, IC, on GLoG's bulletin board, it is located here, and there is a Full Members list here. If your name's not there, feel free to go on and add your character's name, and information.

New GLoG HQ Map

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Ground Floor

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1. Front Entrance - Where people go in.
2. Great Room - The main lounge.
3. Infirmary Wing - Only slightly more equipped than the average hospital. Expect to be here. A lot.
4. Member Quarters - Where people sleep. Rooms can be fully customized, and several times bigger on the inside than they really should be, due to dimensional mojo.
5. Gazebo - Step cautiously, and you may just survive.
6. Pool Area - Indoor Pool and Hot-tubs.
7. The Armory - If you can kill someone with it, it's there.
8. The Conservatory - Rare plant specimens abound!
9. Covered Walkways - Are Covered.

Basement 1

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1. Water Works - A veritable mass of pipes.
2. The Vaults - Shiny...
3. The Labs - Beware the Mutant-Half-Were-Pirate-Zombie-Dog.
4. Detention Blocks - Totally humane, we swear!
5. Sparring Pits
6. Training Mats
7. Shooting Range
8. Obstacle Course Area - Over eleventy billion possible combinations!

Basement 2

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• Secret Drone Factory - Completely Inaccessible. Who built it? SECRET! Who designed the drones? SECRET! How do the drones even get from the factory to the base if it's 'completely inaccessible' anyway? I SAID IT'S SECRET GODDAMIT!
• Particle Accelerator - Why do we even have one of these?

Roof

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• Helipads - For helicopters and other VTOL type aircraft to land. Duh.
• Garage - Is a lot bigger on the inside, due to dimensional mojo. [Insert witty comment or pun here]
• Vehicle Teleporter - Used to get ground vehicles from the roof to the ground. May or may not be a lift-ramp-portal-mass-driver-cannon thing.

Old GLoG HQ Map

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Great Room

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Members Only Areas:

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Some areas of the base are DNA locked and alignment locked so that only members with no evil intent can enter unescorted. These include the Security Room, the Armoury, the Detention Wing, and the Artifact Vault.

Artifact Vault - Set next to the Armory, this is where GLoG's major artifacts are stored. The door is DNA locked to members only.

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The Brightheart
The Brightheart is a plain orb, set upon a stone plinth labeled 'The Brightheart'. Also on the plinth is a note that says:
'Do Not Remove. Ever. No, not even then. (But maybe then.)'
The Brightheart itself glows with inner light, and throws up a positive energy blanket of moderate strength (heals most surface wounds, and makes undead sick) a few meters in radius. Touching the Brightheart results in having a large amount of positive energy run through you (heals all wounds, and drives undead to near death). Inside the plinth itself is a gate to the Negative Energy realm, which draws off the excess positive energy from the Brightheart. Should the Brightheart be removed, and taken away from the base without the necessary preparations being made, two Very Bad Things^TM will happen.
A) The Brightheart's positive energy will not be siphoned off, and so it will be returned to full strength, throwing up a powerful positive energy blanket about a kilometer in radius, and killing anyone who touches it, living or no, through sheer positive energy overdose.
B) The gate to the Negative Energy realm will become unstable and tear, creating a giant Negative Energy rift in the middle of GLoG.

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All banners by Logalmier.

GLoG's defences, and Security cameras, and the Drones in GLoG. Other information may well be found on our wiki.
The GLoG portals:

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The portal between GLoG and HALO is still open, providing instantaneous transportation between the two organisations.
But anyone passing through it arrives outside the front door. If they've already been cleared (previously interacted with GLoG without hostilities), they can walk straight in without having to roleplay out knocking on the door and so on.
There is also a smaller portal operating between GLoG and Farthing Cottage

First time visitors, or people who have previously caused trouble have to wait for someone to undeadtime to decide whether they can enter the building (GLoG), or not, unfortunately. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

[Lex-Kat]

Vidalia and Bianca head to the swimming pool. They look nothing alike.

Bianca is wearing the same black bikini Butler gave to her.

Vidalia is wrapped in her usual revealing vines and leaves.

[Jacklu]

The curtain rises on Tia and Marcos. Tia snuggles her fiance and gives him a gentle kiss before sliding out of bed. She dresses and heads for the pool area, intending to take a long relaxing dip in the hot tub.

[Quinsar]

Someone knocks on the door.

[Lex-Kat]

A drone answers.

May I help you?

Sorry, we have no cake to give.

[Quinsar]

Standing at the door is a creature, half man, half serpent. His bottom half is the giant tail of a snake, and his upper half is that of a man. He's shirtless, ad very muscular. He has black hair and green eyes. In his hand is a spear made of brass.
I would like to join.

[The Bushranger]

Quinn, in her one-piece, full-coverage swimsuit, comes out of her room and heads for the pool.


Brendan heads for the kitchen and starts mixing the batter for a cake.

[Jacklu]

Tia reaches the pool room and strips down before sliding into the hot tub. She sighs and sinks in. Doesn't even notice Vidalia or Bianca.

[Lex-Kat]

Come on in.... Cake Alert! Cake Alert!! The drone flies off toward the kitchen.

Once there, it begins firing hot peppers at the cake batter.

[Quinsar]

He slithers in, wondering what to do.
he leans the halbred up against a wall.

[Recaiden]

Ashna waves to the snake person. She looks like a normal human woman, except for the fires around her feet.
Hey! A sherk-am-a-nevermind. Welcome. Are you new?
She can't remember her word for snake people even. How sad.

[Quinsar]

Hello...
And yes, I am new...

[Recaiden]

Welcome to the GLoG. Prepare to be disappointed.
She laughs, possibly joking, and heads to the kitchen in the corner.
Hey Brendan. Need any help?

[The Bushranger]

Hey!
Brendan brandishes a spatula against the drone, swatting at peppers as if they were incoming baseballs!

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Quinn pauses at seeing people already at the pool.
Hey, you don't mind if I join you do you?
This is addressed to whoever's present who answers it first.

[Quinsar]

The snake man nods and follows Ashna to the kitchen.

[Recaiden]

Well, seeing how you are with the toaster, maybe I should take over. But seeing how I don't know how to bake a cake. . .
She grabs at the drone.

[The Bushranger]

Brendan, whose player got ninja'd by Ashna's player last post, shakes his head laughing. I know my cooking's awful, but the drones don't have to help. And thanks. How's you?

[Quinsar]

The snake man watches the two curiously.

[Lex-Kat]

Princess Lex said no to cake. Princess Lex said no to cake. The anti-cake drone keeps firing hot peppers, but now is grabbed and unable to aim properly.

[Recaiden]

Okay. I think I'm totally recovered from being doused the other day, and from transforming.
Ashna grins at him.
Here, you get the cake, I'll hold off the drone.
She carries it behind the counter.

[The Bushranger]

Brendan grins back, and goes to rescue his cake batter.
Well, Robo-breath, it looks like Princess Lex isn't here, so I say, let them eat cake!

[Lex-Kat]

Noooo!!!! No cake!! Princess Lex wil be very upset when she gets back!

Bzzzt!! Let me go, I need to help the new person sign in.

[Reinholdt]

Mean Drone 8 flies in and fires its laser at the bowl, hoping to break it and splatter the cake batter everywhere.

Belief: Meatbags don't deserve treats.

[Recaiden]

Belief: Drones are expendable.
Ashna will try to touch Mean Drone 8 and set it on fire/melt it.

[Lex-Kat]

{Kitchen}

Anti-cake Drone struggles to get away from Ashna.

May I help you sir or ma'am. Would you like a membership form? It prints one out and tries to hand it to the snake-person.

Membership form:
[spoiler][INDENT]Name:
Current Moral or Ethical Leanings (Good/Evil):
Desired Moral or Ethical Leanings (Good/Evil):
Profession:
Race:
Age:
Why do you want to join GLoG?
Any other important information:

{Swimming Pool}

vidalia and Bianca get into the pool and enjoy a nice swim.

[Neon Knight]

The door knocks.

[Reinholdt]

Butler gets the door!

"Hello sir. Welcome to GLoG sir. How may I help you today sir?" Replace sir with ma'am as necessary.

Mean Drone 8 explodes violently.

[Recaiden]

With Ashna distracted trying to kill Mean Drone, it gets away.

[The Bushranger]

The cake bowl explodes!

Brendan draws his revolver and shoots at Mean Drone 8!

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Quinn walks over to the poolside and smiles at the two onion-girls. Do you mind if I join you?

[Recaiden]

((O.O))
Ashna gets out a new cake bowl for Brendan.
There we go.