Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Future

[Cyrano]

An era has ended, a new era is begun! *Ride of the Valkyries*

I grant unto thee
The Randomest
Banter!

Have fun, but only fun as sponsored by the mods and members of our lovely forum, as described herein. Rulebreakers will be shot, survivors will be ushered in for tea and then eaten.

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And here, linked for your convenience, are the previous incarnations of this thread.
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Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19
The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20
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Deckmaster's Divinely Delightful Random Banter #22
Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23
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El Jaspero's Random Drunken Ramblings #29
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Lykan's Looney Explosionarama & Random Banter #31
Iames's Iambic Yarn of Yammering #32
Dispozition's Deviously Distressed Banter #33
CP's Copiously Combusting Banter of Carnage #34
Alarra's Altar of Random Banter #35
Eloquent Rune's Electrifying Rambling Banter #36
E_P's Very Own Quite Popular Random Banter #37
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Ink's Smudgy Splotchy Random Banter #39
Azrael's Big Black Book of Banter #40
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Shiny's Shimmering Space-hitchin Random Banter #42
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Ravishing Rydia's Recumbentibus ^_^ Random Banter #48
Penguinizers Perilous Random Banter #49
Death's delightfully morbid surrogate random banter #50
Wayril's wonderfully weird surrogate random banter #51
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Korith's Sorrogate Random Banter of Zombie Killing #53
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EmeraldRose's Random Banter of Lashing Wit #57
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Malina's Random Spanish Banter #64 of morphical annoyance
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Gezina's and Calamity's Random banter #78 of double entendre and doom
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CSK's Giant in the Playground Forums Addicted Anonymous, Random Banter #82
Iames's Ramblingly Erratic Belldandy-Charged Random Banter #83
Serpentine's Scintillating Sensually and Sinuously Seductive Stochastic Satire #84
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Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87
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Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Dragonrider's Random Banter in Conjunction with the Weighted Cube #92
Bushranger's Bodaciously Buffed Random Banter-y Rooster #93
Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94
North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh?
Wadledo's Weirdly Warbling Watercress Watching Washing Machine Only Random Banter #96
SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting
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Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Dallas-Dakota's Dundering Dandelion's Devilish Damsel's Distress Random Banter #102
Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103
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Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
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Zero's ambrosial and aberrantly adventitious, abstemiously erudite Random Banter #108
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Recent discussions include: Does Cyrano secretly have a crush on Player_Zero, and does P_Z really despise Cyrano or is that all an act? When will the new thread be made? Why is Cyrano taking this long? Why did Cyrano change that username, anyway? Does he have something to hide? Tune in next time, which is actually this time, for answers!

[Neko Toast]

Hi, new thread. *marks the thread by carving "Draco passed through here" into the wall*

So, yeah. Back to what I asked before. Should I re-dye my hair black?

[Cyrano]

Hi, new thread. *marks the thread by carving "Draco passed through here" into the wall*

So, yeah. Back to what I asked before. Should I re-dye my hair black?

Purple.

I'm not just animeing. I'm talking about something rather odd.

Click it. Or I'll never love you.

I really really want you to love me, but then again, it's unavailable in my country due to copyright. Looks like our continents will never let this romance come to pass, my dearest fraulein.

[Thufir]

So, yeah. Back to what I asked before. Should I re-dye my hair black?

I think it suits you well enough. So, if you want to, sure.

[TRM]

Hi, new thread. *marks the thread by carving "Draco passed through here" into the wall*

So, yeah. Back to what I asked before. Should I re-dye my hair black?

Yes.Uh-huh.

[Assassin89]

Hi, new thread. *marks the thread by carving "Draco passed through here" into the wall*

So, yeah. Back to what I asked before. Should I re-dye my hair black?

I do not care about your hair color, but if black suits you, then you should do it.

[Coidzor]

I like this quote:

The Demon God Yoth-Ziggurat might want to chop your soul up into little pieces, but at least he doesn't tell you that you haven't got one.

And at least you've got half a chance of finding a magic sword.

Edit: In other news, I have my license. huzzah.

[Neko Toast]

I do not care about your hair color, but if black suits you, then you should do it.

You should care, Assassin. You should.

[Flickerdart]

Cyrano...as in, the Something Awful Forum Goon Cyrano?

[Cyrano]

Cyrano...as in, the Something Awful Forum Goon Cyrano?

No. layl woite tests

[Fredthefighter]

You should care, Assassin. You should.

He should indeed.... or should he? Should anyone care about anything in this world? The answer.... well of course the bloody answer is yes! If nobody cared about anything the world would be a bloody depressing place to live in!

[TRM]

You should care, Assassin. You should.

Do you go to college in Steven's Point? What's it like? I have a friend considering there.

Edit: In other news, I have my license. huzzah.

Huzzah is right. Drive to the grocery store and get a chocolate bar.

[Neko Toast]

Do you go to college in Steven's Point? What's it like? I have a friend considering there.

I honestly like it there. The campus isn't too big, and none of the buildings are scattered at all (ie. Dorms on one side, classes on the other). There's a nature reserve right off of campus.

We have a lot of good programs up here, too, especially in Natural Resources.

[Dragonrider]

I just took a walk around my campus and am reminded why I liked it so much.

[Fredthefighter]

I just took a walk around my campus and am reminded why I liked it so much.

Cool. I got my results earlier. I now have 12 GCSEs all at C Grade and above.


Anyway, goodnight all, see you tomorrow.

[Coidzor]

In other, other news. It is a sad state of affairs when a college campus is not good walking.

Also, I've begun playing Pokemon Red again.

Also, I'm about 2/3 of the way through the Johnny Maxwell Trilogy.

[TRM]

I honestly like it there. The campus isn't too big, and none of the buildings are scattered at all (ie. Dorms on one side, classes on the other). There's a nature reserve right off of campus.

We have a lot of good programs up here, too, especially in Natural Resources.

Mmm... Nature reserves.

Well, with your glowing review in mind, I will allow her to continue considering Steven's Point.

In other, other news. It is a sad state of affairs when a college campus is not good walking.

Well, a college located within a major city might be unpleasant to walk, but could still be a valid institution of higher learning. It might even be nicer because you have all of the advantages of a city, such as clubs and bars.

Just saying. I would still pick a small college with a walkable campus.

[Coidzor]

Sexy. Reminds me of Kenyon in Ohio. They've got like some kind of state park or forest nearby and are practically nestled in the middle of the woods anyway...

[Alteran]

Hello, Playgrounders! I come to you from Huntsville Public Library. Rest assured, I am having fun without the internet. It's a strange concept, I know, but it just takes some getting used to. I shall be returning to the sin and vice of the big city (and the dubious moral influences of the Playground) this Saturday, the 29th. See you then!

[rubakhin]

Hi, new thread. *marks the thread by carving "Draco passed through here" into the wall*

So, yeah. Back to what I asked before. Should I re-dye my hair black?

What shade of black are you thinking about? Like emo black? A really dark brown color is usually more flattering, you don't want to go around looking like you painted your head with roofing tar.

Or you could go with something more unique like a dark purple or cranberry type color, but that sometimes doesn't come out as well depending on the quality of the dye and so on.

[Player_Zero]

Naaaw .

You see, I say things for my own amusement, my little marionette. Your only purpose is to dance for me.

But you don't see, so it doesn't matter at all.

[Neko Toast]

What shade of black are you thinking about? Like emo black? A really dark brown color is usually more flattering, you don't want to go around looking like you painted your head with roofing tar.

Or you could go with something more unique like a dark purple or cranberry type color, but that sometimes doesn't come out as well depending on the quality of the dye and so on.

If by "emo black", you mean "so black it looks blue", then of course not. I go for a more natural-looking black.

[Cyrano]

You see, I say things for my own amusement, my little marionette. Your only purpose is to dance for me.

But you don't see, so it doesn't matter at all.

That's the first nice thing you've ever said to me. I might cry.

[Player_Zero]

You might. But not because of that.

[Cyrano]

You might. But not because of that.

Oh? Enlighten me then, Hapsburg.

[TRM]

Jesus, get a room you two.

[Cyrano]

Jesus, get a room you two.

I'm trying.

[Player_Zero]

Oh? Enlighten me then, Hapsburg.

I wouldn't know without you telling me. Why would you cry?

[Phase]

There's something in Cyrano's eye. It's the new Random Banter.

Invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants!

[Neko Toast]

There's something in Cyrano's eye. It's the new Random Banter.

Invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants!

The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!