Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Future

**Phase** · 2009-08-30, 01:10 PM (ISO 8601)

What's the theme of the party? If I may make a (completely unbiased) suggestion, we should have an "Entrapment All Up On the Moon" dance.

Yeah. Just saying.

**Fredthefighter** · 2009-08-30, 01:37 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Phase

What's the theme of the party? If I may make a (completely unbiased) suggestion, we should have an "Entrapment All Up On the Moon" dance.

Yeah. Just saying.

How about an "Entrapment underground with a psychopathic killer" dance.

It involves screaming and running underground as I chase you with a chainsaw.

Just saying.

**Cobra_Ikari** · 2009-08-30, 01:41 PM (ISO 8601)

Chainsaws are dangerous, Fred. Best leave that to the professionals.

As it so happens, I'm a graduate of the School of Lumberjackery. *revs chainsaw* >.>

**Fredthefighter** · 2009-08-30, 01:43 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari

Chainsaws are dangerous, Fred. Best leave that to the professionals.

As it so happens, I'm a graduate of the School of Lumberjackery. *revs chainsaw* >.>

Well I'm a graduate of the School of Awesomely Improbableness.

CHAINSAW NUNCHUCK NORRISES! *Revs chainsaw nunchuck norrises*

That sounds a cool idea for a Pokemon.

**V'icternus** · 2009-08-30, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)

Well, I'm a graduate of The Universal College of Avoiding Random Dangers.

... *Flees*

**Moff Chumley** · 2009-08-30, 01:56 PM (ISO 8601)

I dropped out of that school. The professors avoided all of my questions...

**V'icternus** · 2009-08-30, 01:58 PM (ISO 8601)

Really? Mine taught me the most important lesson is "Not to stand up.".

**drakir_nosslin** · 2009-08-30, 02:33 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Fredthefighter

Well I'm a graduate of the School of Awesomely Improbableness.

CHAINSAW NUNCHUCK NORRISES! *Revs chainsaw nunchuck norrises*

They do exist...

**V'icternus** · 2009-08-30, 02:35 PM (ISO 8601)

Wow...

...

...

...

I want one!

**drakir_nosslin** · 2009-08-30, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601)

Then buy one... Almost

**Fredthefighter** · 2009-08-30, 02:40 PM (ISO 8601)

Words cannot describe the awesomeness of that shirt.

But I'm talking about Chainsaw-NunChuck Norrises. They have the power of a chainsaw, a pair of nunchucks and one single Chuck Norris.

**drakir_nosslin** · 2009-08-30, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601)

I don't think that anything besides Chuck himself can contain the power that is Chuck Norris, but if it even remotely possible, then I'll get myself a pair!

**Fredthefighter** · 2009-08-30, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by drakir_nosslin

I don't think that anything besides Chuck himself can contain the power that is Chuck Norris, but if it even remotely possible, then I'll get myself a pair!

These just about can, they have to defy several of the laws of physics, require blood as fuel and use the "Rule of Cool" to do it, but they manage to contain the power of Chuck Norris somehow.

**Groundhog** · 2009-08-30, 02:45 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by drakir_nosslin

I don't think that anything besides Chuck himself can contain the power that is Chuck Norris, but if it even remotely possible, then I'll get myself a pair!

I dunno, this seems to take exception to your statement.

**Fredthefighter** · 2009-08-30, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by groundhog22

I dunno, this seems to take exception to your statement.

Hehe. Mister Rodgers.

**drakir_nosslin** · 2009-08-30, 02:59 PM (ISO 8601)

I stand corrected. Now, I'm gonna learn that song once and for all!

**TRM** · 2009-08-30, 03:09 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by groundhog22

I dunno, this seems to take exception to your statement.

I remember watching that song on the internet, before there was youtube, on Albino Blacksheep.

Life before Youtube is... hard to imagine.

**Dogmantra** · 2009-08-30, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)

I remember my first encounter with Youtube. I hated it and never wanted anything to do with it. Now, as I type this very sentence, I have 7 tabs open to Youtube videos...

**Fredthefighter** · 2009-08-30, 03:15 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The_Rogue_Monk

I remember watching that song on the internet, before there was youtube, on Albino Blacksheep.

Life before Youtube is... hard to imagine.

I watched it first on a website called "www.boredtodeath.com". And then I re-watched it on Newgrounds.

**TRM** · 2009-08-30, 03:20 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Fredthefighter

I watched it first on a website called "www.boredtodeath.com". And then I re-watched it on Newgrounds.

These days, "www.boredtodeath.com" is "the leading dating site on the internet."

edit: Oooh, automatic hyperlinks.

I remember my first encounter with Youtube. I hated it and never wanted anything to do with it. Now, as I type this very sentence, I have 7 tabs open to Youtube videos...

My opinion of Youtube is that, like Facebook, it has more than its share of problems, but it's where you go because everyone else is there.

**Groundhog** · 2009-08-30, 03:22 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The_Rogue_Monk

I remember watching that song on the internet, before there was youtube, on Albino Blacksheep.

Life before Youtube is... hard to imagine.

That's where I first saw it as well.

I have a love/hate relationship with Youtube. On one hand it's made it a lot easier for me to find videos. On the other hand it's practically shut down a lot of other sites that were previously thriving. Not to mention the whole business with copyrights.

**Phase** · 2009-08-30, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by groundhog22

I dunno, this seems to take exception to your statement.

That video has too many flaws.

Batman would never use a gun!
Batman would never lose against (The very overrated) Chuck Norris!
No Gordon Freeman.

**Fredthefighter** · 2009-08-30, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The_Rogue_Monk

These days, "www.boredtodeath.com" is "the leading dating site on the internet."

edit: Oooh, automatic hyperlinks.

My opinion of Youtube is that, like Facebook, it has more than its share of problems, but it's where you go because everyone else is there.

It's www.boredtodeath.co.uk not .com, sorry. My bad.

And while I do go on Youtube for that reason, I refuse to go on Facebook.

**Zeb The Troll** · 2009-08-30, 06:17 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Fredthefighter

My favourite game for the PS1 was a Yu-Gi-Oh game (It was called Forbidden Memories)
My favourite PS2 game is either Timesplitters 2 or Metal Slug Anthology.

@Dogmantra: There is nothing wrong with the controller design for the PS2, I've had a PS2 for the last 7 years and never had any problems with anything about it.

My first console was a PS1.
Then I got a Gameboy Pocket.
Then I finally obtained my very first PC.
Then came my PS2.
Then my GBA SP.
Then my Nintendo DS Lite.
And by Tuesday I'll have a PS3.

This was my first game system.

It wasn't until a couple of years later that we got an Atari 2600.

**Alteran** · 2009-08-30, 06:22 PM (ISO 8601)

Holy wow, that's an old game system. Do you still have it? Does it still work?

**Cobra_Ikari** · 2009-08-30, 06:31 PM (ISO 8601)

Zeb, you put the "cool" in "old school". Even though spelling works against me there. >.>

What games does that play?

**Dragonrider** · 2009-08-30, 06:59 PM (ISO 8601)

I just spent a ridiculous amount of time at converse.com designing my own shoes. I <3 Converse lowtops...I admit it....

**Alteran** · 2009-08-30, 08:22 PM (ISO 8601)

I am extremely lax about my shoe selection...I admit it. Years ago I found one kind of shoe that tends to be comfortable and looks alright, so I generally just buy the newer versions of those. Maybe one day I'll put more consideration into my shoe selection, but I sort of doubt it.

**Assassin89** · 2009-08-30, 08:34 PM (ISO 8601)

On the subject of shoe selection, I don't really care about brand, but rather arch support because I have flat feet. I often wear sneakers, but I wear other types of footwear such as steel-toe boots.

**TRM** · 2009-08-30, 08:35 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Dragonrider

I just spent a ridiculous amount of time at converse.com designing my own shoes. I <3 Converse lowtops...I admit it....

Hell yes!

I am so wildly in love with Converse lowtops that there is no comedy involved in the relationship.

I'm about to go shopping for some new ones. Any suggestions?

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