Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Future

[Fredthefighter]

He watched Blue's Clues a lot?
Can't blame him. That was good stuff.

Oh. Yeah, I remember that. Not one of Craig Charle's best moments. At least he had Red Dwarf and Robot Wars to redeem his name.

[Cobra_Ikari]

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I love you, you love me, we're a happy family. - Barney the Dinosaur.

He dances, too.

[TRM]

Probably guy. The majority of serial killers are male.

So we will appear more progressive if we make the serial killer a girl.

But then maybe people will think we are sexist.

I don't know what to do.

[Fredthefighter]

He dances, too.

No words can describe that. No words at all.

Also: COBRA! ...LALALALALALA! *Huggles*

[Coidzor]

I just can't remember whether blue was a girl or boy dog.

Also. Cat + dust + allergy + cleaning + wall + blood = Jackson Pollock Painting in Blood.

[Dogmantra]

So we will appear more progressive if we make the serial killer a girl.

But then maybe people will think we are sexist.

I don't know what to do.

Blue from Blue's clues was female, apparently. I assume Rutsky's talking about that.

[TRM]

He dances, too.

He doesn't got nothing on the Teletubbies.

Blue from Blue's clues was female, apparently. I assume Rutsky's talking about that.

I guess I missed a reference here. I never watched Blues Clues. I've read about it though.

[Coidzor]

The whole psychopathic killer leaving a mysterious handprint for the detectives to follow is the darker and edgier version of blues clues that rutsky came up with as his means of introducing himself to us.

[Rutskarn]

Part of my opening salvo, yeah.

If I ever did a t-shirt for the site, that would be one of them. A gritty noir-esque drawing of a guy wearing the green-striped shirt holding up a bloody picture of a person with a blue pawprint on it.

Rogue Monk: Blue's Clues was a show where a cartoon dog would put blue pawprints on three things, giving the host (Steve) hints as to what he wanted to do that day. Example: if he wanted to make juice icicles, he'd put prints on popsicle sticks, juice, and an icebox.

Also: if you want REAL kid's TV nightmare fuel, go here. Go there, and never sleep again.

[Dogmantra]

Also: if you want REAL kid's TV nightmare fuel, go here. Go there, and never sleep again.

Great. Now it's going to be even harder to get to sleep.

[Fredthefighter]

Also: if you want REAL kid's TV nightmare fuel, go here. Go there, and never sleep again.

What on earth possessed you to link us to that?

What's worse than the answer to that question is that I watched it all the way through.

[Dogmantra]

I just corrected Rutsky on his blog. I feel superior.

[TRM]

Rogue Monk: Blue's Clues was a show where a cartoon dog would put blue pawprints on three things, giving the host (Steve) hints as to what he wanted to do that day. Example: if he wanted to make juice icicles, he'd put prints on popsicle sticks, juice, and an icebox.

I see. What I read about Blue's Clues talked about how it was beneficial for children because it aired the exact same episode 5 days a week.

[Cobra_Ikari]

...it's turned Fred! He's one of them now! D=

*runs away*

[Rutskarn]

Am I the only one who had the following train of thought?

• Wide-eyed, grinning, imposing figures
• "We're gonna go up, then go down, get back up and, turn around."
• They're pointing at their crotches.

I'm not proud of these particular associations, but there you go.

@Dogmantra: Son of a bitch, you're right. Morag Tong is assassins, Cammona Tong are those hosers you have to work against occasionally. Fixed.

[Fredthefighter]

...it's turned Fred! He's one of them now! D=

*runs away*

No, I'm fine really. I just listened to One Shell, Two Shell (Red Shell, Blue Shell) and P-Zombie Slayer one after the other. Honest! I'll never be one of them!
*Huggles Cobra*

[Dogmantra]

@Dogmantra: Son of a bitch, you're right. Morag Tong is assassins, Cammona Tong are those hosers you have to work against occasionally. Fixed.

It's twice I've foiled you now, isn't it? I hope these count towards my loyalty card. I'm saving up for that sweet hat.

[KilltheToy]

Also: if you want REAL kid's TV nightmare fuel, go here. Go there, and never sleep again.

That wasn't very scary. On a nightmare fuel scale of 1 to 5, I gave that a 3. The puppets were mildly terrifying, but all in all it was really just very trippy.

[Rutskarn]

That wasn't very scary. On a nightmare fuel scale of 1 to 5, I gave that a 3. The puppets were mildly terrifying, but all in all it was really just very trippy.

Did you watch all of it? The puppet coming towards the screen, the maniacally laughing Feathersword? The vague, inscrutable sexuality of it?

[Nano]

So I've secured a job interview at a fancy restaurant. Hurrah... Wish I could say I was excited.

[Cobra_Ikari]

So I've secured a job interview at a fancy restaurant. Hurrah... Wish I could say I was excited.

I'll be excited for you. No worries.

*throws confetti at*

[CurlyKitGirl]

Am I the only one who had the following train of thought?

• Wide-eyed, grinning, imposing figures
• "We're gonna go up, then go down, get back up and, turn around."
• They're pointing at their crotches.

I'm not proud of these particular associations, but there you go.

I . . . had the exact train of thought. This now worries me as it means that I'm thinking like Rutskarn/P_Z.

That was a trippy three and a half minutes.

[Cobra_Ikari]

That video reminds me of this. >.>

[CurlyKitGirl]

That video reminds me of this. >.>

Reasons to never click on a link part one.

*shivers*

That was bad.

[Dogmantra]

Fun Fact: I made up a story for MyLifeIsAverage about how I had an idea, thought it was awesome and spent all day writing stories about it. I thought the idea I made up was awesome and plan to write stories about it. I'm glad my awesome scale doesn't want me lying...

[Assassin89]

Reasons to never click on a link part one.

*shivers*

That was bad.

I think I know part two. The link might involve Rick Astley.

What's this about torturing some guy who shares his name? I don't think Pete'n'Pete were icons of childhood. I thought they were icons of the awkward transition from kiddy to "teenage" stuff.

Just see for your self from a Mr. Doug Walker in regards to the particular icon that scarred him for life.

[TRM]

That video reminds me of this. >.>

That was charming.

It made me think of clowns, even though none appeared on screen.

[Cobra_Ikari]

That was charming.

It made me think of clowns, even though none appeared on screen.

Yeah, they're creepy. Only part of that movie worth watching, though.

[TRM]

So I've secured a job interview at a fancy restaurant. Hurrah... Wish I could say I was excited.

Congratulations.

I'm glad to hear that your interview went well—you didn't even need my advice.

What are you going to be doing at said fancy restaurant?

[CurlyKitGirl]

Yeah, they're creepy. Only part of that movie worth watching, though.

Argh.
How bad/terrible/boring can a film be if something like that is the highlight?