Doomriders: A Campaign Journal

[Snowstar]

I would NEVER hurt sweet, sweet Cade. And I only resort to icicles when I have run out of poison arrows, to which I am sure Cade may also be immune.

[Morchana]

There's your cue, folks! Start shipping!!!

[AtwasAwamps]

There's your cue, folks! Start shipping!!!

Hrmmm...Cade is immune to ice...and poison...soo...obviously

Cade + Snow Gnoll

It's only slightly better than Morchana + Giant Ape Thing

[Morchana]

Not exactly. . .

[Fluffy the Orc]

Hahahahahahahaha!

[AtwasAwamps]

Not exactly. . .

Cade and Talesin, then?

[Cade Rentyr]

Hrmmm...Cade is immune to ice...and poison...soo...obviously

Cade + Snow Gnoll

It's only slightly better than Morchana + Giant Ape Thing

Cade and Talesin, then?

...
Oh look, there's that BLT from dinner again. Please stop making my food pay me second visits.

[Fayd]

Also, Morchana and Cade fixed some errors in the last chapter. The next one is well on its way and might even get edited tonight.

[AtwasAwamps]

...
Oh look, there's that BLT from dinner again. Please stop making my food pay me second visits.

I'm sorry, are you saying Gnolls aren't sexy?

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Sweet Papa Yellowfang disagrees.

[Morchana]

DO. NOT. WANT.

(I just have to keep reminding myself of rule 36 to keep my sanity. . .)

[Keito]

Seriously, we're moving into the yaoi (guy+guy) parings now, *tisk* *tisk*. IMO only females can pair dudes together, and at least there needs to be a mutual link, but that's the same for girl+girl pairs as well...

no.

I said NO, stop the pairings its melting my already warped personality!

On the plus side fort saves rock, as proved in the next section.

[AtwasAwamps]

Seriously, we're moving into the yaoi (guy+guy) parings now, *tisk* *tisk*. IMO only females can pair dudes together, and at least there needs to be a mutual link, but that's the same for girl+girl pairs as well...

no.

I said NO, stop the pairings its melting my already warped personality!

On the plus side fort saves rock, as proved in the next section.

Keito + Hulk Hogan

[Fluffy the Orc]

*Fluffy Facepalm*

[starwoof]

This thread is so great.

[flabort]

Fluffy, I don't think facepalming is the best idea for you. your dealing large amounts of damage with the flick of a finger, I think a facepalm would deal about 4d6, maybe 4d10 damage to your skull. not a good idea.

[AtwasAwamps]

*Fluffy Facepalm*

Fluffy + The Rock

Let's be fair, who else could handle Fluffy?

[MountainKing]

...But it's *Fluffy's* face/skull. I'm pretty sure he'd be fine, so long as, say, Fayd didn't put his face in the way.

Besides, Orcs are tusky; I don't think Fayd wants to risk his one good eye that way.

EDIT: The Undertaker could totally take Fluffy.

[AtwasAwamps]

EDIT: The Undertaker could totally take Fluffy.

No, see, The Rock got to be in the Doom movie. Where he was able to shoot BFG.

Rock. Always. Wins.

[Cade Rentyr]

Fluffy, I don't think facepalming is the best idea for you. your dealing large amounts of damage with the flick of a finger, I think a facepalm would deal about 4d6, maybe 4d10 damage to your skull. not a good idea.

'Fraid I have to agree with the Mountain King here, you've forgotten to take into account the tremendous density (and thus DR) of Fluffy's skull. And from all the stuff we've seen him do, we all know that skull has to be pretty darn thick.

[MountainKing]

Only against paper.

In any event, Doom was a horrible movie; the kind of thing you watch to laugh at the horribleness. The Rock as a wrestler? Totally not as awesome as Undertaker.

Although, I bet Fluffy would still stomp Undertaker into the ground; a better match might be good old Andre.

[flabort]

OK, yeah, thick skull, true.
But if you let Fluffy know just what you mean by "Thick skull", you'd better watch out. 'cause he'll use your face in his next facepalm...

[RdMarquis]

If you want to figure out what the facepalm will do, I suggest testing it. Roll as if Fluffy was attacking himself.

[Snowstar]

Cade, all my bandages fell off. Can you do it again?

[Morchana]

*Facepalm*

Well, Cade, you heard the lady!

[Fayd]

A little update as to what is going on with updates:

I currently have 2 chapters written, but they still need reviewing. Our reviewer is currently VERY busy and hopefully things will calm down in a day or two. The third chapter must yet be written, but it will probably be shorter than most.

[Morchana]

The third chapter must yet be written, but it will probably be shorter than most.

This is mostly because no one got much accomplished, and no one but Morchana did anything, if you get my drift. . .

[Fayd]

This is mostly because no one got much accomplished, and no one but Morchana did anything, if you get my drift. . .

I take offense to that. I bought jewelry from a Dwarf. To kill orcs with.

[Morchana]

I take offense to that. I bought jewelry from a Dwarf. To kill orcs with.

Okay, so you bought jewelry. So you got something accomplished. But, did you do anything?

[MountainKing]

This is mostly because no one got much accomplished, and no one but Morchana did anything, if you get my drift. . .

And with that, a thousand 'shippers just cried out in agony as their imaginations shifted into a *higher* gear.

[Fayd]

Okay, so you bought jewelry. So you got something accomplished. But, did you do anything.

I uncovered and then lost a magical beast lurking amongst the citizenry of the town, formulated a plan to undermine a traitor at home and abroad, and coordinated the forces of at least 3 merc companies.

So no, in fact, I did not do anything.