Shipping IX: Wait, Nine? You Guys Work Fast...

[Trobby]

:O His first ship! ;w; I'm so proud of you, son! *hugs Nameless*

[Nameless]

:O His first ship! ;w; I'm so proud of you, son! *hugs Nameless*

I caked him. :3

[RabbitHoleLost]

I caked him. :3

It was hawt.

[Nameless]

It was hawt.

Cake is Hawt?
This is new to Nameless.
*Makes a note*
"Cover self in cake"

[Trobby]

Well sure. Fresh cake is very hot. You gotta let it cool before you can put frosting and stuff on it. I'd be careful throwing it around too much, son.

Also, do not cover yourself in cake. It does not work, and it is a waste of awesome cake.

[Nameless]

Well sure. Fresh cake is very hot. You gotta let it cool before you can put frosting and stuff on it. I'd be careful throwing it around too much, son.

Also, do not cover yourself in cake. It does not work, and it is a waste of awesome cake.

I see... *doodles a cakemonster in the note pad*

[Trobby]

...Incidentally, I'd like to request a ship that expands upon the father/son relationship between me and Nameless. CONSIDER THIS AN OPEN CHALLENGE. With no actual prize

[Viera Champion]

...Incidentally, I'd like to request a ship that expands upon the father/son relationship between me and Nameless. CONSIDER THIS AN OPEN CHALLENGE. With no actual prize

Oooo!!! Ill do it!! And if anyone else wants to do it too we should both try and compare or something. Just give me speech colors for you two.

[Trobby]

Shipping colors? Hmm...well I guess I'll go with Green for myself, and Red for Nameless.

[Viera Champion]

Ok well I'm still new to this so it will be done on Saturday.

[Reinholdt]

Ship time.
Starring Nameless and Rein.

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Hey Rein.

Hey

Guess wut?

wut?

I haz a cake. :D

orly?

Yarly!

So where is it?

Nameless takes out a cake and shoves it in Rein's face.

There it is. :3

So, how was my first ship? :P

I'd respond but you shoved cake in my face.

[Trobby]

I'd respond but you shoved cake in my face.

Awww...let me wash that off for you, Reinholdt...

...O.O Oh god no...noooo~!!

The Bath

Reinholdt, Introbulus

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After getting his face covered with cake, Reinholdt decided he'd take a nice hot bath.

Ahh...nothing like a nice hot bath to get cake out of your hair.

...

Introbulus rose up from the bubbly foam.

Hello, Reinholdt.

WHAT THE HE-

[Reinholdt]

Awww...let me wash that off for you, Reinholdt...

...O.O Oh god no...noooo~!!

The Bath

Reinholdt, Introbulus

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After getting his face covered with cake, Reinholdt decided he'd take a nice hot bath.

Ahh...nothing like a nice hot bath to get cake out of your hair.

...

Introbulus rose up from the bubbly foam.

Hello, Reinholdt.

WHAT THE HE-

Oh for the love of... how did you get in my bath?
How did you get in my house?!?!
*flails and flees*

[Jacklu]

The Afterbath
Starring: Cristo, Rein, Intro

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Cristo opened the door and headed inside. It was a cold day and he was eager to take a hot bath. He hoped his roommate wasn't in there already. He hated having to take a bath second. The drain was always plugged with cat hair. He took off his shirt and headed for the bathroom, pushing the door open. He froze, his eyes widening at the sight before him. Cristo backed out of the room, closing the door behind him. His head spun and filled with the images of what he had just walked in on. Limbs entwined, tails curling, wild purring...

Gah!

He stumbled down the hall and into the kitchen, in search of a knife to put his eyes out. Nothing would ever be beautiful again. Nothing.

<.< >.> It had to be done.

[Reinholdt]

Not sure Cristo finds anything beautiful anyways though.

Since when did it become mini-ship Rein in the most horrible way imaginable week?
*flails helplessly*

[Je dit Viola]

Oh, Reinholdt. I'll write you a better one.

Starring...Reinholdt!

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Once upon a time

Once upon a time, there was this heroic kitten named Reinholdt. Suddenly, he recieved a letter from the king saying that all the princesses have been captured by the evil bad guy! "Oh, save my daughters! All four of them have been captured by different people, all within one hour of each other! You must save them all before sunset!"

Reinholdt, being the hero that he is, accepted this challenge. He found out that one was captured, and brought to the North. One was brought to the South. One was brought to the East. The last one was brought to...you guessed it, Humphenshire.

First, he went to Humphenshire, since it was only three blocks away. He battled the ferocious and evil dinosaur, and saved the princess. She was ugly, though. He sent her back to the castle.

Then, he went to the North, to save the princess who was taken there. He traversed blistering cold, snow, and crazy snowmen, and battled the Ice Queen. He beat her so bad that her grandmother's dog was crying. He saved the princess too. She was obese, but not as ugly as her sister.

After that, he went South. The day was half-finished, and he found half of the princesses. Lucky him. In the South, there were no monsters. He found the princess sipping coconut milk and eating pineapples, watching the surfer boys crash. He put her in a box, and shipped her back to the castle.

Then, he went to the terrifying Eastern Kingdom. The Kingdom of Destruction. He single-handedly fought everyone there, with one hand tied behind his back. His hand was tied behind his back so everyone would laugh themselves silly while fighting him.
Then, he found out that the princes was in a 'nother castle, the Other Eastern Kingdom. He went there, too, and walked in on her making out with a Chinese guy. He sent them both back to the castle.

When he finally got back, right before sunset, the king said "Congradulations! You've rescued my daugters, and an oriental man! I'll give you anything you want! Oh, what is that? You want to marry my daughters? Of course!" Reinholdt was shaking his head, he didn't want to marry the king's daughters. So he ran away from them as fast as he could.

They never caught him, and he lived happily ever after.

[Reinholdt]

Now that was funny. Nice one JDV.

I don't want your stinking daughters!

[Je dit Viola]

So, see? You laughed. And it didn't end with you in the most horribly way possible.


So are you happy now?

[Nameless]

Awww...let me wash that off for you, Reinholdt...

...O.O Oh god no...noooo~!!

The Bath

Reinholdt, Introbulus

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After getting his face covered with cake, Reinholdt decided he'd take a nice hot bath.

Ahh...nothing like a nice hot bath to get cake out of your hair.

...

Introbulus rose up from the bubbly foam.

Hello, Reinholdt.

WHAT THE HE-

I LAWL'd.

Ship:

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Nameless bursts in, runs towards the bath and shoves another cake in Rein's face.

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[Helgraf]

I LAWL'd.

Ship:

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Nameless bursts in, runs towards the bath and shoves another cake in Rein's face.

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That's a boat, not a ship.

[Dallas-Dakota]

What Helgraf said....Atleast mine or a couple of paragraphs at the least...

[Nameless]

What Helgraf said....Atleast mine or a couple of paragraphs at the least...

It wasn't actually a ship, DD.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Ship:

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Nameless bursts in, runs towards the bath and shoves another cake in Rein's face.

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> . >

But I'm going to stop talking about this before it just depresses the thread.

[Cristo Meyers]

Not sure Cristo finds anything beautiful anyways though.

Maybe when my mood is in upswing...

Since when did it become mini-ship Rein in the most horrible way imaginable week?
*flails helplessly*

Quit thrashing, it'll all be over soon!

*smothers with pillow*

[mangosta71]

I don't want your stinking daughters!

That's why I shipped you with Intro.

[Reinholdt]

*gets caked*
*smothered by pillows*
*And word twisted by Mango*

X.X

*almost wishes they'd just go back to the playa/rape stuff*

[Dallas-Dakota]

We can, y know, do both.

[mangosta71]

*almost wishes they'd just go back to the playa/rape stuff*

I tried!

[Reinholdt]

We can, y know, do both.

Pass.

^ A placard does not a playa make!

Hmph to all of you!

[Cristo Meyers]

^ A placard does not a playa make!

Maybe you'd prefer a sandwich board?