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2009-11-22, 10:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
There are many questions unanswered about the super-natural world. How do owlbears come to be? What does a mindflayer like in a brain? How do sparkly vampires without blood get it up?
All shall be revealed. Come forth and ask, but be mindful, the truth may shock you!
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2009-11-22, 10:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
Well, how did owlbears come to be? Also, what about those weird lion things from the Tome of Magic?
He fears his fate too much, and his reward is small, who will not put it to the touch, to win or lose it all.
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2009-11-22, 11:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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2009-11-22, 11:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
Why is a giant with three arms more "aberrant" than a giant with two heads?
How the bleeding hell is a Lhosk (MM3) considered a Monstrous Humanoid?In the Beginning Was the Word, and the Word Was Suck: A Guide to Truenamers
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2009-11-22, 11:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2008
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2009-11-22, 11:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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- Department of Smiting
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Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
Half-Farspawn.
Illithid Heritage.
Abberration Blood.
Are there seriously enough humanoids romantically involved with horrific creatures from the Far Realms that we need two feat chains and a template to reflect all their offspring? And if so, why on Earth do they get involved in said relationships?
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2009-11-22, 11:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Bottom of a well
Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
Query 1: If you have a gold dragon, and hybridize it with a black dragon, what is the resulting creature and what is its alignment?
Query 2: Why is something animated as a skeleton unable to be resurrected in any form until the skeleton is gone?
Query 3: Given that the generation time of shadows is measured in seconds and they can take out 99% of the world's population, why is the world not shrouded in malignant evil? How can I use this for my own nefarious ends, or avoid having my nefarious ends stuffed with the stick of righteousness (provided, I assume, by a paladin).
Query 4: How many outsiders are there? Do the Modrons keep a census?
Query 5: What is the lifespan of a Pixie? Why haven't immortal characters that can level take over the world?
Query 6: What DOES happen when a fiend and a celestial have a child?
Query 7: What is the cost of a Tusked Behemoth? More generally, what is the cost of a monster for a given CR?
Query 8: How do arrowhawks fly in a gravity well? Shouldn't their 2nd wing pair prevent the primary from achieving lift, making them an aerodynamic nightmare? And in their natural habitat, shouldn't they be able to fly merely by effort of will? In fact, why do any elemental plane of air natives have wings?
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2009-11-22, 11:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Bottom of a well
Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
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2009-11-23, 12:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
The Dark template, from Tome of Magic, is good for a few puzzlements.
1) A Lawful Good Shadowcaster with the feats Shadow Familiar and Celestial Familiar can have a Lantern Archon with the Dark template as a familiar. What the hell does that look like?
2) You can put a Collar of Umbral Metamorphosis on your mount, giving it the Dark template. If your mount is intelligent, or if you teach it a very specific (not RAW, but reasonable) trick, it can then Hide in Plain Sight. You, for the purposes of this question, do NOT have the Dark Template, nor any other form of HiPS. So, you can be riding around on a mount that is hiding in plain sight while you are not. What the hell does that look like?In the Beginning Was the Word, and the Word Was Suck: A Guide to Truenamers
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2009-11-23, 12:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2008
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- Not in a human colon
Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
Actually, I have a game in which at least one instance of those is rather well explained: eugenics. Breeding a human with some freakish entity results in a rather powerful being, one could assume beings such as illithids might try doing that- in fact, I believe they have in a certain supplement. So, it's a more cold, calculating thing than studly adventurer saying 'Hey, that aboleth is a total babe.'
Last edited by Gorgondantess; 2009-11-23 at 12:02 AM.
Marceline Abadeer by Gnomish Wanderer
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2009-11-23, 12:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
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- Meraya, Siraaj
Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
I'm not VT but I'm gonna take a stab at these anyway.
A Black Gold, i.e. an Oil Dragon. Breathes flaming oil and natural gas, and is very definitely Evil. Green Dragons are its chief nemesis.
Query 2: Why is something animated as a skeleton unable to be resurrected in any form until the skeleton is gone?
Query 3: Given that the generation time of shadows is measured in seconds and they can take out 99% of the world's population, why is the world not shrouded in malignant evil? How can I use this for my own nefarious ends, or avoid having my nefarious ends stuffed with the stick of righteousness (provided, I assume, by a paladin).
Query 4: How many outsiders are there? Do the Modrons keep a census?
Query 5: What is the lifespan of a Pixie? Why haven't immortal characters that can level take over the world?
Query 6: What DOES happen when a fiend and a celestial have a child?
Query 7: What is the cost of a Warbeast (I think, from Heroes of Battle)? More generally, what is the cost of a monster for a given CR?
Query 8: How do arrowhawks fly in a gravity well? Shouldn't their 2nd wing pair prevent the primary from achieving lift, making them an aerodynamic nightmare? And in their natural habitat, shouldn't they be able to fly merely by effort of will? In fact, why do any elemental plane of air natives have wings?
I would answer the question about Half-Farspawn, but I don't want to get banned.Last edited by Dacia Brabant; 2009-11-23 at 12:48 AM.
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2009-11-23, 01:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Bottom of a well
Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
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2009-11-23, 02:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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- Texas...for now
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Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
Half-Black Gold Dragon(or half-gold Black). It has 2 breath weapons, and is the alignment of the non-template half. Half-red Red is actually a good way of adding pluses to a Dragon without making it as deadly as advancing an age category would.
Query 5: What is the lifespan of a Pixie? Why haven't immortal characters that can level take over the world?Query 6: What DOES happen when a fiend and a celestial have a child?
Half-Celestial Fiend:Good, angsty.
Edit: What is a Ling, and what did it breed with to give us thieving midgets?Last edited by Sstoopidtallkid; 2009-11-23 at 03:00 AM.
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Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2009-11-23, 03:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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- Department of Smiting
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Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
Like a blacklight, of course.
2) You can put a Collar of Umbral Metamorphosis on your mount, giving it the Dark template. If your mount is intelligent, or if you teach it a very specific (not RAW, but reasonable) trick, it can then Hide in Plain Sight. You, for the purposes of this question, do NOT have the Dark Template, nor any other form of HiPS. So, you can be riding around on a mount that is hiding in plain sight while you are not. What the hell does that look like?
More specifically, it looks like you're hovering in a seated position in midair.
Yes, but three different lines of experimentation? I'd think they'd say "Oh, they get tentacles and bulgy eyes. OK" after the first few dozen and have done with it.
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2009-11-23, 03:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
If you're actually riding the mount (moving) it will get massive minuses to it's hide check. But if it succeeds I'd guess it would be creeping and looking like it was a part of the environment, a rock, bush, dumpster, whatever. Then you'd probably look like you were gliding along the ground with what I'd picture as optical distortions beneath you, something like the special effects of stealth in movies.
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2009-11-23, 09:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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- The Library
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2009-11-23, 12:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Bottom of a well
Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
Nonono. The Warbeast from Heroes of Battle (edit: looked it up: Tusked Behemoth. Sorry. Got confused because it's listed right after skeletal warbeast...)
You know, the book where they give all the juicy steeds to salivate over and no rules whatsoever for acquiring them, and responded to questions to their help center on balancing the price as "Whatever you as a GM feel is balanced is what they should cost."
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2009-11-23, 01:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In Constant Disapproval
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Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
A wizard did it.
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2009-11-23, 02:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2006
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- Wandering in Harrekh
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Re: Monstrumologist Monologue (may NSFW)
Lack of symmetry. The athach's middle hand either has only one thumb (in which case it isn't symmetrical - therefore aberrant) or has two thumbs (which is really weird and not part of the usual anatomy of a hand - therefore aberrant).
I don't know, but it automatically gains the Saints template.Last edited by Telonius; 2009-11-23 at 02:13 PM.