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    Default [Any] - Awesome One-Liners

    Okay, this thread serves two purposes:

    One - I need quotes by Samuel L Jackson (either while acting or while being himself) that I could use as one-liners for a character I will be running this weekend. The dungeon theme is "dinosaurs". I already have the well-known "Snakes on a Plane" line, though I will be using it as "Dinosaurs on a Plane (of existence)".

    Two - What are some really awesome one liners you've delivered, either as a player or a DM? Please share! The world could use more witty one-liners.
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    Default Re: [Any] - Awesome One-Liners

    This might not be exactly what you're looking for, but there's a closed "biblical type" quotes thread with stuff either actually from the bible or other places. Now where is that thread... oh here it is
    Nosce te ipsum

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    Default Re: [Any] - Awesome One-Liners

    I'd change it to 'Dinosaurs in a Dungeon' personally, but it's your call.

    You could probably look to Bond for a lot of good cheesy one-liners...there's a reason they're called Bond One-Liners after all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Fel, on quest rewards View Post
    "Is a stack of ten pancakes too many pancakes to give to the party, even if most of them fell on the floor and one or two were stepped on? I wanted to give my party pancakes as a reward but I'm unsure if it's too much. The pancakes are also laced with blowfish poison so the party would have to get an antitoxin before they could eat the ones which weren't pulverized by shoes."

    I don't think anyone would want those pancakes even if you paid them to eat them.

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    Default Re: [Any] - Awesome One-Liners

    Watch Army of Darkness

    it doesn't quite work but watch it anyway.

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    Google is my friend. Luckily, SE, so are you.

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    Default Re: [Any] - Awesome One-Liners

    I have tried Google, but my Google-Fu has failed me. For totally legitimate reasons, they have to actually be Samuel L. Jackson quotes for my purposes . Mace Windu, Nick Fury, Deep Blue Sea and Snakes on a Plane are all possibilities, but I just can't seem to find anything.
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