Test of Spite [3.5.3]

[Arakune]

That...actually makes a lot of sense, put that way...that 100 gp is a component cost for an appropriate dragonshard. So basically, I'm failing to see why we couldn't be allowed to custom up an Eternal Wand like a regular wand, other than the fact that it's not explicitly available via the MIC to change CLs or use spells with expensive components. Unless there's some hack to be opened up via making custom CL Eternal Wands, I don't see what's really out and out wrong with that, really.



That was pretty hilarious, actually, especially with the cameo of a Gia monk early on. =P

I'm just kinda confused by how Iago has an Eternal Wand of Lesser Restoration, as I can't think of an arcane list that has that spell on it. Unless it was made by a dragon or something, I don't see how that's legit. I'm also semi-wondering what Kotor actually is besides a Dragonwrought Kobold Rogue, possibly with some UMD or Sorcerer levels.

Probably a cleric made for him? Or a domain wizard? Or an artificer?

Since he is a warlock, UMD checks shouldn't be a problem.

[Olo Demonsbane]

That was pretty hilarious, actually, especially with the cameo of a Gia monk early on. =P

I'm just kinda confused by how Iago has an Eternal Wand of Lesser Restoration, as I can't think of an arcane list that has that spell on it. Unless it was made by a dragon or something, I don't see how that's legit. I'm also semi-wondering what Kotor actually is besides a Dragonwrought Kobold Rogue, possibly with some UMD or Sorcerer levels.

Kobold Rogue 1 /Swashbuckler 3 /Rogue 1 / Assassin 5 / Unarmed Swordsage 2


EDIT: Also, the story is completely uploaded now...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5900318/...nlikely_Chance

[Glimbur]

I have a character I would like to exhibit. I'd prefer no buff rounds, and any map is ok... Columns I would be fine. I'll start on the south side unless my opponent cares. I'd guesstimate tier at 3 or maybe 4.

[TheMadLinguist]

Can you interrupt your own actions with a swift or immediate action? Like, you attack a guy, oh **** he has spell turning, abrupt jaunt away before you finish casting? The rules are kind of time-bendy, due to the "you do your readied action just before the trigger actually happens" nonsense.

The use that Char Op has been touting since that book was released doesn't actually work. All I'm saying.

I believe you add one to your max ranks in a skill each level, rather than just overwriting.

If that's not the case, I have an epically broken early entry trick ready to go.

EDIT: Which CoC books are allowable? If they're the ones I think they are, I might have a monk13 that could defeat fluffy in an actual match (not an exhibition). And do D20 modern books count as WotC?

[Glimbur]

EDIT: Which CoC books are allowable? If they're the ones I think they are, I might have a monk13 that could defeat fluffy in an actual match (not an exhibition). And do D20 modern books count as WotC?

It's the d20 CoC book published by WotC. Upon reading it, I can see why it wasn't very popular... many things I would expect are missing. I haven't even looked at the monsters yet...

[PhoenixRivers]

EDIT: Which CoC books are allowable? If they're the ones I think they are, I might have a monk13 that could defeat fluffy in an actual match (not an exhibition). And do D20 modern books count as WotC?

No you don't. Fluffy can only do exhibition matches. :P

[TheMadLinguist]

No you don't. Fluffy can only do exhibition matches. :P

Well, it's the kind of trick that works exactly once, then everyone will be prepared for it, so I'd rather not waste it on an exhibition.

[Arakune]

Well, it's the kind of trick that works exactly once, then everyone will be prepared for it, so I'd rather not waste it on an exhibition.

If it makes a MONK 13 defeat fluffy, then by all means it need to be prepared for/banned.

[PhoenixRivers]

Well, it's the kind of trick that works exactly once, then everyone will be prepared for it, so I'd rather not waste it on an exhibition.

Then don't waste it on fluffy. :p

Also, a short list of things Fluffy is immune to:
Damage
Most Fort Saves
Mind-affecting abilities
Any status effect that would prevent action, including daze, stun, slow.
Death effects
Sonic effects
Ability damage
Ability drain
Negative energy effects

The list goes on, I just got bored of looking up defenses.

[Bucky]

If it makes a MONK 13 defeat fluffy, then by all means it need to be prepared for/banned.

A ban on your character's trick during or immediately after that character's first fight (i.e. after approval) is a great honor around here.

[PhoenixRivers]

A ban on your character's trick during or immediately after that character's first fight (i.e. after approval) is a great honor around here.

And the more subtle honor, having it banned before you build the character (as I did when discussing the Amulet of Peace)

[Doc Roc]

d20 Modern books are not allowed. CoC should not be, but it was too funny not to allow.

[Cadd]

I give vile feats. Oops is definitely what I meant.

Certainly not HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA.

I will literally ship a bottle of wine to the first person to win a duel by relying on material from the WotC Call of Cthulhu line, contingent on proof of legal age.

Hmm, this may be what I need to finally get into optimisation...

Also, just in the completely random off-chance that I do manage to win, will your legal age be dependant on county?

[Doc Roc]

Hmm, this may be what I need to finally get into optimisation...

Also, just in the completely random off-chance that I do manage to win, will your legal age be dependant on county?

Depends on what shipping mechanic I use, so probably yes. I will substitute other tasty beverages, or an ungift of my choosing if the winner proves ineligible for drinkies..

[PhoenixRivers]

Eh, never been a wine person. If it's under 80 proof, it's for children* and the elderly.

*: Subject, of course, to legal drinking ages for the nation you reside in, of course.

[Prodan]

Eh, never been a wine person. If it's under 80 proof, it's for children* and the elderly.

And Catholics.

[Doc Roc]

I am prepared to offer up alternatives.

[arguskos]

I am prepared to offer up alternatives.

DUDE THOSE ARE SO AWESOME.

Sorry, I love Lollyphile. I now return you to your regularly scheduled awesome.

[PhoenixRivers]

I am prepared to offer up alternatives.

Dang it, now I have to get my hands on a copy of that book. Of all the dirty tricks, to seduce me with bacon...

[Doc Roc]

Dang it, now I have to get my hands on a copy of that book. Of all the dirty tricks, to seduce me with bacon...

You flatter me. As though I had planned all this. :: quizzical look ::

[theterran]

lol...bacon lollipops...

That just seems wrong...

[PhoenixRivers]

lol...bacon lollipops...

That just seems wrong...

You should have tried the bacon and maple doughnuts. They are sheer heaven. I'm telling you, maple and bacon are like... well.. um... two things that go really well together... and stuff.

[theterran]

I agree, I love maple syrup on crispy bacon, I'm just saying the whole lollipop thing seems wrong...

Some flavors just don't need to be on a lollipop...

[PhoenixRivers]

I agree, I love maple syrup on crispy bacon, I'm just saying the whole lollipop thing seems wrong...

Some flavors just don't need to be on a lollipop...

I thought the same thing, until I had a Pork-flavored doughnut. Now, I don't mind trying anything once.

[theterran]

I thought the same thing, until I had a Pork-flavored doughnut. Now, I don't mind trying anything once.

A pork flavored doughnut?

[PhoenixRivers]

A pork flavored doughnut?

Ummm...

You should have tried the bacon and maple doughnuts. They are sheer heaven. I'm telling you, maple and bacon are like... well.. um... two things that go really well together... and stuff.

Yeah, they're awesome. Bacon bits all throughout, and all. You'd be surprised what odd food combos really work. Heck, that one later got featured on Food Network, on "The Best Thing I Ever Ate". Dude wasn't lyin'. The doughnut rocked.

[Aharon]

@DMs/anybody who feels he can answer this:
How does the total cover provided by Tower Shields work? The description in the PHB is pretty short. Can anybody who doesn't rely on direct attacks use a Tower Shield and be immune to any burst spells?
I know there was a lengthy rules clarification in the FAQ. Are the suggestions from the FAQ assumed to be in place?

[Glimbur]

Well, it's the kind of trick that works exactly once, then everyone will be prepared for it, so I'd rather not waste it on an exhibition.

I have a sneaking suspicion that we have stumbled upon the same trick. Want to do a match and find out?

[TheMadLinguist]

I have a sneaking suspicion that we have stumbled upon the same trick. Want to do a match and find out?

It'll be a while before I can get my character set up (finals are narsty). Still, once sheets are back to being checked, probably.

[Doc Roc]

I think this might be useful and interesting reading, folks.

Thread Reboot is coming up, can you find some good optimization resources we can link to in the opening posts? I'd like to absolutely minimize the barriers to entry. :)