[3.5] Bearington Bearman the bearbearian

[Ormagoden]

I'm looking to generate a good old fun barbarian with a bear theme (did you guess?)

Here is what I have so far: I'm always looking for suggestions for improvement or to maximize fun. Really anything will help! Or scrub it completely and tell me how you'd do it!

Here is what I have:

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1. Barbarian
2. Barbarian
3. Barbarian
4. Barbarian
5. Barbarian
6. Beastmaster
7. Beastmaster
8. Beastmaster
9. Beastmaster
10. Beastmaster
11. Beastmaster
12. Beastmaster
13. Bear Warrior

Str 21 Dex 14 Con 16 Int 14 Wis 14 Cha 10

Skill focus handle animal
Power attack
Combat reflexes
Extra rage
Instantaneous rage
Reckless rage
Robilar's gambit

Flaw (murky eyed)

Thoughts? Equipment suggestions? Build suggestions? Horrible raging critique? Have at it!

[AtwasAwamps]

How can you have a bear-themed barbarian without a Bear Warrior level in there?

[Redshirt Army]

I vaguely recall a tread about a druid with a wolf theme, who took a wolf animal companion, and gave it the Wild Cohort feat, so it also had a wolf following it, which also took the Wild Cohort feat and so on....

Don't know if it's relevant, or indeed possible with bears, but is that the kind of thing you were talking about?

On topic: Have your animal companion be a bear. (Duh.)

[SurlySeraph]

Anthropomorphic Bear Werebear Bear Totem Barbarian/ Bear Warrior/ Druid (taking a Bear companion)/ Bearlord, taking the Wild Cohort feat to get a bear companion. You're a werebear bear who owns a bear, rides a bear, commands bears, worships bears, and can get so angry he turns into a bear.

[Saintjebus]

Yo, dawg, we heard you like bears....
I had to! Forgive me...

[Ormagoden]

Ah true I forgot to mention it! He has two bear animal companions a brown bear and a black bear (and some 1st level druid companion more than likely a particularly ferocious squirrel named bear)

How can you have a bear-themed barbarian without a Bear Warrior level in there?

*facepalm*

I do!

[Ormagoden]

You're a werebear bear

I had to read that like 5 times! sadly anthrobear is right out but DAMN funny.

[Optimystik]

Yo, dawg, we heard you like bears....
I had to! Forgive me...

This thread is unbearable.

[ericgrau]

Don't forget to mount one of the bears so it can bear you into combat.

[Ormagoden]

Jokes help too! I'll have more lines to use at the table!

[Eldan]

Then remember to mention your right to bear arms.

[pffh]

And how you bearly escaped something.

Anthropomorphic Bear Werebear Bear Totem Barbarian/ Bear Warrior/ Druid (taking a Bear companion)/ Bearlord, taking the Wild Cohort feat to get a bear companion. You're a werebear bear who owns a bear, rides a bear, commands bears, worships bears, and can get so angry he turns into a bear.

I would actually like to see that build statted out, or at least know where everyone of those classes/races are for a weird npc.

[leon666]

Take vow of poverty and live on the bear necessities.

[ericgrau]

Jokes help too! I'll have more lines to use at the table!

Remember you asked for it! Now bear with me here. Always cast bear's endurance on yourself. You don't deliver messages, you bear them to their recipients. When describing yourself, say you bear such and such characteristics. You don't carry gear you bear a load or such and such an item. Whenever you find something while adventuring say it may bear a clue to something. Scout ahead for the party, and talk of how the walls bear paintings and the bed bears a bugbear on top. For that matter the painting or any statue bears the image of someone. And whenever you have to say something, it always bears mentioning that...

[Volkov]

This thread is unbearable.

Send in the Bear Cavalry!

[Kantolin]

If you can squeeze the book of exalted deed's Sentinel of Bharrai into things, you can in addition to turning into a bear when angry... turn into a bear, or a dire bear.

But at level 9 in the class, you can then summon a cavalry of dire bears, if you can bear the once a week limit.

Ugh... now I'm doing it.

Also, the druid spell list is handy for bear-spells. It has (SC) Bite of the Werebear, (SC) Phantom Bear, and a few other bear spells.

[Talbot]

Warning: Post with no real bearing on the thread.

*bookmarks thread, makes popcorn*

[Saph]

Then remember to mention your right to bear arms.

More important would be your right to arm bears.

[leon666]

Warning: Post with no real bearing on the thread.

*bookmarks thread, makes popcorn*

That was bearly worth mentioning.... Salted or sweet?

[pffh]

That was bearly worth mentioning.... Salted or sweet?

I can't bear these puns anymore!

[Volkov]

I can't bear these puns anymore!

I can't bear you not being able to bear these completely bearable bear puns. So start bearing them before I send in the bear cavalry upon your bearly bearable bear rear end.

[leon666]

I can't bear you not being able to bear these completely bearable bear puns. So start bearing them before I send in the bear cavalry upon your bearly bearable rear end.

You bearter believe he'll do it!

[Cieyrin]

Anthropomorphic Bear Werebear Bear Totem Barbarian/ Bear Warrior/ Druid (taking a Bear companion)/ Bearlord, taking the Wild Cohort feat to get a bear companion. You're a werebear bear who owns a bear, rides a bear, commands bears, worships bears, and can get so angry he turns into a bear.

You aren't bear enough! You need to be Urskan, the bearest bear that could ever bear the name of bear!

[Volkov]

You aren't bear enough! You need to be Urskan, the bearest bear that could ever bear the name of bear!

I can do more bear puns that you can.

[Starscream]

Take vow of poverty and live on the bear necessities.

The other puns were pooh, but that one is just pandaing to the crowd. I know we can't all contribute koalaty advice, but there's no use in padington the thread with useless posts. Doing so would be a boo boo.

Great, now my memory has gone all fozzie, and I can't recall what I was going to say. I have some rather gummi recollection of the topic, but it's all a bit smokey. I really baloo it, didn't I?

I fully expect to be lynched for this post. My death will be grizzly.

[Cieyrin]

I can do more bear puns that you can.

I can bearly believe your boast.

[Volkov]

The other puns were pooh, but that one is just pandaing to the crowd. I know we can't all contribute koalaty advice, but there's no use in padington the thread with useless posts. Doing so would be a boo boo.

Great, now my memory has gone all fozzie, and I can't recall what I was going to say. I have some rather gummi recollection of the topic, but it's all a bit smokey. I really baloo it, didn't I?

I fully expect to be lynched for this post. My death will be grizzly.

Graaaagh! *slices starscream in half with a chainaxe for the awful puns*

[The Glyphstone]

You bearter bearlieve he'll do it!

Fixed, for bear justice!

[TengYt]

Remember you asked for it! Now bear with me here. Always cast bear's endurance on yourself. You don't deliver messages, you bear them to their recipients. When describing yourself, say you bear such and such characteristics. You don't carry gear you bear a load or such and such an item. Whenever you find something while adventuring say it may bear a clue to something. Scout ahead for the party, and talk of how the walls bear paintings and the bed bears a bugbear on top. For that matter the painting or any statue bears the image of someone. And whenever you have to say something, it always bears mentioning that...

What a pandamonium.

[BenTheJester]

You aren't bear enough! You need to be Urskan, the bearest bear that could ever bear the name of bear!

It's the chronic-what-cles of Narnya