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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    Default The true purpose behind the monk class!

    There is a dangerous factor to the monk class that it seems no one has caught before. In the epic level handbook, it says they gain another 10ft to speed every five levels after reaching epic, ad infinitum. Therefore, if my math is correct, any monk who reaches one-hundred twenty six million, seven-hundred twenty thousand and eighth level (assuming they took the Run feat in the earlier levels) is able to run AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

    So what happens when they hit 126,720,013th level? That's right, they break the speed of light. Logically, this must mean that the universe is destroyed, just because of an overambitious monk. We cannot allow this madness to go on. Everyone says that monks are underpowered, but now we know the truth. For the sake of the universe itself, we MUST nerf the monk.

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    Default Re: The true purpose behind the monk class!

    We can break lightspeed pre-20, you realize.
    If I creep into your house in the dead of night and strangle you while you sleep, you probably messed up your grammar.

    I'm always extremely careful to hedge myself against absolute statements.

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    Default Re: The true purpose behind the monk class!

    Well, more proof that Epic is broken.
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    I'm going to be honest, "the Welsh became a Great Power and conquered Germany" is almost exactly the opposite of the explanation I was expecting

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    Default Re: The true purpose behind the monk class!

    Um, yeah.

    http://community.wizards.com/go/thre...re_you_serious

    Just an example of how moving fast can be done more efficiently than by stacking on monk levels.
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    Default Re: The true purpose behind the monk class!

    Sheriff of Moddingham: This is beyond silly to the point of being essentially spam. Plus, it's going to turn into a flame war instantly. Thread locked.
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