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    Default Help with a elf warblade 3.5

    Ok, so im making an elf warblade (obviously lol) and i want him to have this uber-elf superiority attitude. there was a list on the WotC forum but i cant find it. and i need fresh ammo anyway lol.
    example: if the enemy misses he would say "yes, excellent thrust simply excellent!... unless you were trying to hit me." or "very nice, i'll bet you've spent your whole life on that attack, in another hundred years you'll have it down... oh right you don't live that long. HAHAHAA!!"
    you know something like that. thanks for the help!

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    "we're having a sword eating contest... YOU'RE WINNING!!!"

    "I'm sorry, did you need that intestine?"

    eh.

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    So... do you want more quips? Or stat help?

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    quips and quotes, he's made and everything. anything that makes him a smrat @$$. I'm a better race/fighter than you, type of sayings.
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    i am an elf. Your argument is invalid.
    Monk sucks, but you know, it's not actually worth negative LA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krossbow View Post
    i am an elf. Your argument is invalid.
    omg... i almost choked on my pepsi... thats good
    Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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    "They say elves cause cancer." Stab. "Your tumor seems rather metallic to me."
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    "Isn't your lifespan short enough without facing me?"
    Quote Originally Posted by Flickerdart View Post
    Fortunately, a Monk 1/Warblade 19 uses Iron Heart Surge to end the Monk character class, and the day is saved.

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    oh man these are great keep 'em comin'! he's also sword and board type (sword and shield) im thinkin' of saying BONK! when i shield bash.
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    "Nice blade, if only it had a hand that did it justice."

    "I saw that lunge coming years ago."

    "Ah you're getting better, that almost grazed me."

    (After leaving a deep gash on his foes face) "Quite the improvement, don't you think?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aramil369 View Post
    oh man these are great keep 'em comin'! he's also sword and board type (sword and shield) im thinkin' of saying BONK! when i shield bash.
    Heh.

    After stabbing a doppleganger: "Hey look, he shapeshifted into a dead guy!"

    After using Sudden Leap (or any movement power): "I'm runnin' circles around ya!"

    Killing two enemies with Steel Wind: "Not so tough now are ya? ARE YA?!"
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    So you're going for Guybrush Threepwood, elven swordmaster?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thalnawr View Post
    So you're going for Guybrush Threepwood, elven swordmaster?
    close but heavy on the elf and "im a better fighter than you'll ever be" aspect
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aramil369 View Post
    oh man these are great keep 'em comin'! he's also sword and board type (sword and shield) im thinkin' of saying BONK! when i shield bash.
    [before shield bash] "This is a shield." *bash* "Your kind doesn't have good eyesight, so I thought you might want a closer look."
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    Fortunately, a Monk 1/Warblade 19 uses Iron Heart Surge to end the Monk character class, and the day is saved.

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    Don't forget to let his attitude spill out to the party too. You know you are doing it right when your game group are laughing and saying things like, "I want to sneak attack the elf."

    As for quips:

    "Oh all right, if the lesser races need my help I suppose I could."
    Whenever somebody ask you to do something.

    If there is a dwarven party member,

    "You fight like a dwarf!" (to an easily dispatched enemy.)

    or

    "Oh I'm sorry. I thought you were the dwarf." (after missing something particularly ugly with one attack and killing it with the next.)

    Basically you need to me an all around jerk not just to enemies to really play the overly arrogant racist elf type.

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    oh, yeah. no ones safe lmao!!
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    The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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    try and steal things from the scout and alter them to the situation.
    Monk sucks, but you know, it's not actually worth negative LA.

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    "It's rather pathetic that a creature that has such a short life would spend 1/3 of it asleep!"

    "I'm looking for someone to carry my equipment. *plunge sword into chest* You're hired!"

    After sneaking up on someone: "If you weren't deaf, you might have heard me!"

    "You were expecting an archer?"

    "You see, I'm an Elf Warblade. I'm like a Human Fighter only better in every possible way..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zergrusheddie View Post
    "You see, I'm an Elf Warblade. I'm like a Human Fighter only better in every possible way..."
    "and quite a few impossible ones too.
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    The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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    Theres always the classic:

    "How appropriate, you fight like a cow."
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    (After smacking one's opponent) "You do realise the point of this exercise is to not get hit by me?"

    (And then after hitting him again and doing piercing damage) "Ah, you seem to be getting the point at last!"

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    "Ive spent your entire life perfecting this thrust."
    Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

    The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

    We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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    On a critical hit "Do you like that? My mother taught that to me."
    Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

    The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

    We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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    "You are quite good... for a blind, drunk, toddler. Wait, you aren't any of those things? I'm sorry."

    "I don't know why I even bother. If I got out of your way, you could just fall on your own sword and die."

    "You know, I could use some kind of fancy move to kill you, but why bother? You obviously aren't taking this seriously either."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aramil369 View Post
    On a critical hit "Do you like that? My mother taught that to me."
    Hm, wouldn't it sting more with:
    "Like that? Your mom taught me that."
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    Maybe but he tries to promote that elves are the better race. but i do like the yo mama reference.
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    The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aramil369 View Post
    Maybe but he tries to promote that elves are the better race. but i do like the yo mama reference.
    He's a swashbuckler; of course he's supposed to make quips with a sexual tint. And that also works into "I was doing this while you were in diapers" and why not an "I'm your father" too :P
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    To a half-elf : "your not half bad... no wait... yes you ARE half bad, but at least your half good too."
    Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

    The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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    Spends the first couple rounds fighting with a quizical look on his face, then, "...OH! We're fighting! ...well, sort of."

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    "This is a fight? I've seen livlier tussles over the last peice of Lembas!"

    "You fight like a half-drunk goat. Actually, a half-drunk goat would have better footwork!
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