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    Next Sunday is Pi Day (3/14) and my gaming group is half-expecting (and half dreading) that I'll have a Pie themed element in our next encounter. Does anyone have any suggestions?

    I've already considered throwing an "themed" ooze at them, but that's sorta bland. I could have the foes use pies as improvised weapons (temporary "blindness" plus a morale penalty). I could...really...I don't know and that's why I'm here asking.

    Please tell me I'm not the only one crazy enough to have this topic on their mind.

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    I think WotC has a Calzone Golem floating around out there somewhere. Refluff it as a Hot Pie Golem and you're golden.
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    Just... pies?

    How about stopping a group of pirates led by a piping bard from pillaging the pyramid of King Piramesses and stealing his Golden Pie, an artifact that's valuable, cursed, and delicious in equal measure?
    It always amazes me how often people on forums would rather accuse you of misreading their posts with malice than re-explain their ideas with clarity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitruviansquid View Post
    Just... pies?

    How about stopping a group of pirates led by a piping bard from pillaging the pyramid of King Piramesses and stealing his Golden Pie, an artifact that's valuable, cursed, and delicious in equal measure?
    Let me suggest a curse, the pie makes one irrational.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitruviansquid View Post
    Just... pies?

    How about stopping a group of pirates led by a piping bard from pillaging the pyramid of King Piramesses and stealing his Golden Pie, an artifact that's valuable, cursed, and delicious in equal measure?
    Following this path, I reccommend you set up an elaborate arrangement that leads into a massive strong of pi-puns. Like an interactive shaggy dog story.
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    Have the party fight 31.4 skeletons? A wizard with Spell Thematics whose spells all look like pies? A Pied Piper who's not happy about the crust on his face and wants to destroy the world/town/party/some guy? If low level, intoduce them to the Pi-rat menace (rats who travel in packs of 3141 and love to eat pie)? Come on, the puns are endless!

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    A trip to the Demiplane of Pie?

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    Don't use Pie. Use Cake, and mess with their heads as much as you possibly can.



    Make them appreciate the irony.

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    Pirates wielding pies that do piercing damage, while aided by their bardic friends (pipers, naturally), who can summon piebald p(r)imates that throw pineapples?

    Sorry, that's the best I can do at 2:30 in the AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mewtarthio View Post
    I think WotC has a Calzone Golem floating around out there somewhere. Refluff it as a Hot Pie Golem and you're golden flaky crust.
    It is here, for interested parties.

    Also, I fixed it for you.
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    I prefer the 31st of April to the 14th of March, seeing as the latter comes from a rather weird date system.
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    Quote Originally Posted by magic9mushroom View Post
    I prefer the 31st of April to the 14th of March, seeing as the latter comes from a rather weird date system.
    Your system is strange to us, M9M. Like the antagonist in Deliverance, it's all relative.

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    In America, it's month, day, year for some reason, where saner parts of the world have it day, month, year.
    It always amazes me how often people on forums would rather accuse you of misreading their posts with malice than re-explain their ideas with clarity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeta Kai View Post
    Your system is strange to us, M9M. Like the antagonist in Deliverance, it's all relative.
    Well, no it's not, because months are not shorter than days.

    I can understand the Chinese year/month/day, but WTF month/day/year?
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    Quote Originally Posted by magic9mushroom View Post
    Well, no it's not, because months are not shorter than days.

    I can understand the Chinese year/month/day, but WTF month/day/year?
    It's how people are reared. Its different everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magic9mushroom View Post
    Well, no it's not, because months are not shorter than days.

    I can understand the Chinese year/month/day, but WTF month/day/year?
    How can you argue that it isn't weird to US? O.o You have disgraced his horrible pun off of a weird movie! :P

    However that is a great point. Since you seem to use the American date system, why not throw them a curve ball by using April 31...wait, April only has 30. Shucks.

    Also I recommend a trip to the candy demiplane. It is written in the Portable Hole of Beer, I believe. Make the leader of the pie side in charge of this one shot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vitruviansquid View Post
    In America, it's month, day, year for some reason, where saner parts of the world have it day, month, year.
    Yeah, it's DD/MM/YYYY in Australia.

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    Don't use Pie. Use Cake, and mess with their heads as much as you possibly can.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jastermereel View Post
    Next Sunday is Pi Day (3/14)
    Shouldn't Pi day be 7/22?
    Just sayin'...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enguhl View Post
    Shouldn't Pi day be 7/22?
    Just sayin'...
    22/7 would be more accurate.

    though 3/14/16 will be the next really accurate pi day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enguhl View Post
    Shouldn't Pi day be 7/22?
    Just sayin'...
    Well, Pi is generally rounded to 3,14 for mathematical purposes, so... 22/7 = 3 + 1/7 = also 3,14andawholebunchofnumbers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winthur View Post
    Well, Pi is generally rounded to 3,14 for mathematical purposes, so... 22/7 = 3 + 1/7 = also 3,14andawholebunchofnumbers.
    22/7 is more accurate than 3.14, but just barely.

    3/14/10 is more accurate than 22/7.
    3/14/16 will be the most accurate we're gonna get without a calendar reset.

    The most accurate Pi day in history was
    March 14, 1593.
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    3:14:15, 9/2/65

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    Quote Originally Posted by magic9mushroom View Post
    I can understand the Chinese year/month/day, but WTF month/day/year?
    Month tells you about important things like season. Many calendar-based factors (climate, etc) will vary based on month, making the month the most important. Year is relatively unimportant, in terms of calendar, because it changes too infrequently for an update on its status to matter. Day thus goes in the middle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magic9mushroom View Post
    I prefer the 31st of April to the 14th of March, seeing as the latter comes from a rather weird date system.
    That... uh... That date doesn't exist. April only has 30 days.
    Also 22/7 is Pi Approximation Day

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    I'd send them to Mechanus to battle a few living equations and antropomorphic mathematic principles.
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