Cleric of Ceiling cat

[Darth Stabber]

So I am building a Tibbit cleric of ceiling cat, and I need domains, other than good. Probably going to rename spells too.
Cure X wounds = Restore X flavor
Inflict x wounds = take x flavor
Purify food and water = Clean Noms

[Keld Denar]

This is awesome.

Um...domains.

Air, Trickery, Good, Oracle.

Air, because how the heck else did Ceiling Cat get up there?

Trickery, because its an inate nature of all felines

Good, because Ceiling Cat opposes all that is evil

Oracle, because Ceiling Cat is always watching you...even then...

[Yuki Akuma]

Calm Emotions = I Can Has Hugs Now Please?

That is all.

[Zephyros]

Magic Weapon = Magic Paw
Magic Vestment = Magic Fur
Divine Power = Kitten Powahr
Righteous Might = Awaken the Lion!
Slay Living = I haz nine you haz none!

[Indon]

Create Food and Water = You Can Haz Cheezburger
Protection from X = Do Not Want X

Edit: Light = Visible Dungeon

[Mongoose87]

For research, I suggest reading the lolCats Bible. Ceiling Cat takes a divine role there, as well.

[mucat]

You probably already know of this, but just in case...the Lolcat Bible Translation Project could be a great resource for your cleric.

As for spell names: well, you've got
Detect Basement Cat
Protection from Basement Cat
Magic Circle against Basement Cat
Dispel Basement Cat

Daylight becomes "Sunbeam", and Searing Light would be "Eye Lazerz".
Sanctuary is now known as "I iz teh Cute!"

Summon Monster I - IX would be "I Has a Goggie", "I Has a Big Goggie". etc., through "I has a Big Big Big Big Big Big Big Big Goggie."

Scrying, naturally, is "Ceiling Cat is Watching You."



I have to go get some new brain cells to replace the ones I lost typing this, but it was worth it. Have fun with the cleric!

[Zaq]

Scrying: Ceiling Cat Is Watching You... yeah.

[Iban]

Travel Domain = Monorail Cat

[Darth Stabber]

Wind Walk = Hoverkitteh

[krossbow]

Smite basement cat.

[Darklord Xavez]

Minor/Major Creation or Fabricate: DO WANT X!
-Xavez

[DragonBaneDM]

Let it begin... Mittens, BlackGuard of Basement Cat. Shall arise!!!

[Iban]

Let it begin... Mittens, BlackGuard of Basement Cat. Shall arise!!!

Wow

[Swiftest]

Go Ceiling Cat!! Fight the righteous fight!

[Hecore]

Since when did that become basement cat and ceiling cat? Thought those were Tacgnol and Longcat.

[Iban]

afaik, its been Basement Cat and Ceiling Cat for ages and Longcat was just... well... long xD

[Kami2awa]

Perhaps Longcat is Ceiling Cat's emissary.

If you play In Nomine, he's a Servitor with the Word of Looooooong.

[Kurald Galain]

You need a spell that summons a walrus. The material component is a bucket.

Also, does Eberron have a monorail cat?

[DragonBaneDM]

I'd pin Longcat as the True Neutral God of Balance.

As for monorail, call it lightning rail and we have a deal.

[krossbow]

I'd pin Longcat as the True Neutral God of Balance.

As for monorail, call it lightning rail and we have a deal.

then whats tacgnol?

[truemane]

Just watch out, because...

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Then you're in for it.

[DragonBaneDM]

then whats tacgnol?

Read it backwards, sire.

[krossbow]

Read it backwards, sire.

alignment.

if longcat is true neutral, then being the opposite of it is.... basically itself.

however, tacgnol is obviously opposed to longcat in everything, which means that can't be true.

[Eldariel]

alignment.

if longcat is true neutral, then being the opposite of it is.... basically itself.

however, tacgnol is obviously opposed to longcat in everything, which means that can't be true.

There are two totally different True Neutrals. The "interloper" that wants everyone and everything to be True Neutral and thus tries to convert everything into True Neutralism, and the "recluse" who doesn't really give a damn. True Neutral is its own opposite.

[deuxhero]

someone has a homebrew cat domain somewhere on the homebrew section.

[Tackyhillbillu]

There are two totally different True Neutrals. The "interloper" that wants everyone and everything to be True Neutral and thus tries to convert everything into True Neutralism, and the "recluse" who doesn't really give a damn. True Neutral is its own opposite.

Essentially, TN can either be the much maligned Unaligned alignment (say that three times fast) from D&D 4e, or the weird, Druidic one.

[deuxhero]

I don't have an issue saying that 3 times fast.

[Bhu]

someone has a homebrew cat domain somewhere on the homebrew section.

That would be me: http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76770

Ceiling Cat is on page 38 I think.

[Godskook]

Question: Does this have anything to do with the Paladin of Lolcat I submitted to a game a few weeks back?