Was Jesus a Druid?

[BIRDMANﺕ]

Ummmmm... Hypothetical question I was talking with my younger brother and I say Jesus would have been a druid but he says a cleric. So im curious to what the giant in the playground people think if he was a 3.5 e character

[Touchy]

Favored soul

[Ernir]

Epic ninja.

[BIRDMANﺕ]

Favored soul

You think so?

[BIRDMANﺕ]

Epic ninja.

Of course I forgot Jesus's Ninja skills...

Oh yeah and he was a pirate half construct probly

[Optimystik]

Favored soul

This
/thread in before lock

[The Glyphstone]

In before threadlock?

@Birdman: You forgot the dinosaur he's riding.

[RationalGoblin]

You know, there's a reason we don't allow religious threads on these forums.

Because they either end or start (like this one) in utter insanity.

[Dragero]

I predict the threads will lock this mod. No religius threads.

[Kobold-Bard]

So much threadlock it's untrue. OP please read the forum rules carefully.

Favoured Soul is a bit to martial for Jesus, 3/4 BAB and armour proficiency.

VoP Healer maybe?

[Rad]

Thread locked in 3...2...1...

[The Nemo]

Absolutely NOT a druid. Unless you think he was 1st level?

Two words.
Woodland Stride.

That crown of thorns wouldn't have bothered him too much, huh.

[BIRDMANﺕ]

In before threadlock?

@Birdman: You forgot the dinosaur he's riding.

Your right about that too... this is hard :/

[BIRDMANﺕ]

So much threadlock it's untrue. OP please read the forum rules carefully.

Favoured Soul is a bit to martial for Jesus, 3/4 BAB and armour proficiency.

VoP Healer maybe?

Yeah it probably will but I was hopign to get a better insight on what class he would be cause I was thinking about actually rolling him up for a Forgotten Realms game.

[Lycanthromancer]

I know I'll get in trouble if I post in this thread, so I won't.

[edit] Oh crud.

[Kobold-Bard]

Yeah it probably will but I was hopign to get a better insight on what class he would be cause I was thinking about actually rolling him up for a Forgotten Realms game.

That's fine, but you have to do it on another site. No exceptions for any reason, real-world religion is forbidden on this site.

[TripperdeCleric]

I hope this thread gets deleted and closed.

This is just innapropriate all around.

[Random NPC]

Actually... a Favored Soul//Cleric gestalt

[cheezewizz2000]

For what it's worth, I say Bard.

Think about it, it fits.

[Kobold-Bard]

I hope this thread gets deleted and closed.

This is just innapropriate all around.

And this is why we don't discuss religion. People WILL get offended.

So I'm not just being a looky-loo here's the Forum Rules. Read them carefully.

[The Nemo]

Well, as a carpenter, his 'class' would be expert. Maybe his race is "Son of God" or something, and he probably has outsider hit dice. With a unique racial option for resurrection, and a bunch of spell like abilities.

[The Demented One]

A Zenith Caste Solar with some sorcery.

[BIRDMANﺕ]

Well it isn't about religion so to speak. It's about a religious figure and I do believe Jesus was an actual person whether or not he was truly son of god or the messiah would be talking about religion. I kinda just want a look at what his class would be I mean this would be sorta the same thing if I asked for what appropriate stats Julius Ceaser would have (well kinda the same)

[valadil]

Well it isn't about religion so to speak. It's about a religious figure and I do believe Jesus was an actual person whether or not he was truly son of god or the messiah would be talking about religion.

As a historical person he'd be a commoner or expert. Statting Jesus as a Druid implies some sort of superhuman powers with a divine power source which is definitely religion. I'm not even sure if the debate of whether he was a real person would be allowed here.

[Draz74]

Well it isn't about religion so to speak. It's about a religious figure

Yeah, but that's actually explicitly mentioned in the Forum Rules too. I should know, I've gotten an Infraction before for making a non-religious comment about Jesus.

[Gerrtt]

The part of me that wants to know why you think druid is conflicted with the part of me that likes to follow the forum rules.

Quite a predicament.

[Calmar]

"Religious" is a bit over the top, don't you think?

I'd say the guy is simply an expert who rolled up some good stats and picked the right skills. I don't see no reason for any spellcasting abilities.

[Giggling Ghast]

Ha HA, it's funny how locked this thread is going to be.

[BIRDMANﺕ]

Yeah, but that's actually explicitly mentioned in the Forum Rules too. I should know, I've gotten an Infraction before for making a non-religious comment about Jesus.

Hmmmm... this probably was a bad idea

I was not trying to offend people I was curious though what a person like Jesus would do in such a setting like forgotten realms.

[Erts]

Hmmmm... this probably was a bad idea

I was not trying to offend people I was curious though what a person like Jesus would do in such a setting like forgotten realms.

Well, yeah, and everyone makes mistakes, but, (I'm sorry to sound harsh here) as the saying goes
"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for breaking it."

Sorry. Don't worry, you won't be banned or anything, just this thread will be locked.

Fact, I'm fairly surprised that it hasn't been shot down already.