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    Fabricate.
    Psionic fabricate.

    Now, a corpse is technically an object, what with no Wis or Cha scores, and as such, dead bodies are valid targets for fabricate and the psionic version thereof.

    It certainly makes processing food animals easier, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who can come up with rather disturbing ways to use this ability.

    Are you stranded on an island with no trees to build a boat, but plenty of useless kobolds? Only for as long as those lizards can run.

    Did those pesky twins you fireballed annoy you back when they were alive, and you want to get back at them before you're contractually obligated to raise them from the dead? You could make the phrase 'joined at the hip' more than just a saying.

    Were you wanting a new set of robes, but phase spider silk just isn't exotic enough for you, while across the street the orphanage just got in a new shipment of baby half-elves?

    I'm sure you can fill in some blanks here.

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    Aren't you also counted as an object if you're ability damaged down to 0 int/wis/cha?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurus View Post
    Aren't you also counted as an object if you're ability damaged down to 0 int/wis/cha?
    No. For ability scores, there's a difference between 0 and -. You need - wisdom and charisma to count as an object.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurus View Post
    Aren't you also counted as an object if you're ability damaged down to 0 int/wis/cha?
    If this is true I can have much fun...
    Edit: and zombies have 1 charisma :pouts:
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    Well, you could start with the corpse, shape it with fabricate, then animate it. Bonsai zombies!
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    Whaddaya say? Better than grafts?

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    First off you are a sick person....but so am I.

    Im going to look more indepth into this and see if I can make a grown man cry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius Maximus View Post
    No. For ability scores, there's a difference between 0 and -. You need - wisdom and charisma to count as an object.
    Oops. Still horrifying, then, but slightly less so.

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    Polymorph Any Object into an object, then Fabricate.
    I think it works by RAW.

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    I wonder if I can use this to get my party's BSF to go up a size category...
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    Were you wanting a new set of robes, but phase spider silk just isn't exotic enough for you, while across the street the orphanage just got in a new shipment of baby half-elves?
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    Wait, you haven't used your enemies' corpses as raw materials before?

    I'm not trying to be funny here; I've tried to make weapons out of my enemies' rib cages.
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    Does this mean we can mix & match body parts from corpses to make abominations and other awkward 'species' with animate dead?
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    If corpses are considered objects, that means they are immune to conjuration (healing) effects, right?

    Doesn't that then mean that they cannot be raised, resurrected, or otherwise brought back to life?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Shadowmind View Post
    Polymorph Any Object into an object, then Fabricate.
    I think it works by RAW.
    Until the polymorph wears off, I suppose it be funny when someone's wool shirt turns back into a wolverine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycanthromancer View Post
    Now, a corpse is technically an object, what with no Wis or Cha scores
    I was about to ask if that was really true, as I've never seen anything (to my memory) calling a dead body an object, or saying you lose stats when you die, but then I realized there are no rules for actually being dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sofawall View Post
    but then I realized there are no rules for actually being dead.
    Well, sure. It's one of those skills that everyone manages when the time comes. With no prior training!

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    For reference, I'm playing a Lawful Evil blue shaper/constructor (fluff-wise; real race is synad), with psionic fabricate that was tormented and experimented upon (and driven insane) by illithids.

    So, y'know, this is gonna be a handy-dandy primer, really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Endarire View Post
    Does this mean we can mix & match body parts from corpses to make abominations and other awkward 'species' with animate dead?
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    Flesh to stone could have some intriguing implications as well.

    Also, metamorphosis...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Endarire View Post
    Does this mean we can mix & match body parts from corpses to make abominations and other awkward 'species' with animate dead?
    This comes to mind.

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    How about flesh to stone, stone shape, and then stone to flesh? Seems like it would work the same sort of way, only you might have even more options.

    Flesh to Stone on the party fighter.

    Stone Shape, or Fabricate, or whatever, attach about eight new arms where there weren't any before.

    Flesh to Stone, see what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UglyPanda View Post
    Wait, you haven't used your enemies' corpses as raw materials before?

    I'm not trying to be funny here; I've tried to make weapons out of my enemies' rib cages.
    Dude, haven't you used your enemies as raw materials before? The party barbarian clubbing the enemy mage to death with his own familiar? Because that is class.

    I will admit the part that makes this idea truly wonderful/evil is that the material stays the same. "You convert material of one sort into a product that is of the same material." Gentle Repose makes this doable on a semi-permanent basis with upkeep, but... well, who's ever seen this place before?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abd al-Azrad View Post
    Dude, haven't you used your enemies as raw materials before? The party barbarian clubbing the enemy mage to death with his own familiar? Because that is class.

    I will admit the part that makes this idea truly wonderful/evil is that the material stays the same. "You convert material of one sort into a product that is of the same material." Gentle Repose makes this doable on a semi-permanent basis with upkeep, but... well, who's ever seen this place before?
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    'Psionics' is just tapping into the core of magic within yourself, whereas the mumbo-jumbo dancing, gibbering, and flinging around esoteric material components is like trying to paint-by-numbers when the guy next to you is rendering works from Picasso by memory alone.

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    No. For ability scores, there's a difference between 0 and -. You need - wisdom and charisma to count as an object.
    Don't you mean — ?

    On the subject of objects and conjuration (healing) spells, does a polymorphed corpse still count as a dead creature? What happens when that boat you turned Billy the Kobold into has raise dead cast on it? Can we make liveships?

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    Corpses are not objects. They do not lose their mental ability scores.

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