Boy Oh Boyo: D&D's Gods of Beefcake (Must be SFW!)

**Lycanthromancer** · 2010-04-13, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)

This thread is in response to the Dungeons & Dames thread (both past and present). We'll be doing something similar here, but this is all about the boys.

Got some sexy pics of major beefcake that wouldn't be out of place in the D&D world? Barbarian studs with loincloths, etc? Post 'em!

Just be sure to put them in [spoiler] blocks, if'n ya please.

There's no more iconic barbarian than Conan, even if he will devolve into the Governator in more recent years. Still, you can't deny that he has a body even the straight guys want (and you can take that phrase as you will). Loincloth, ho! ...Well, more of a package deal, really, but let's not nitpick.

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All those glistening muscles. Thank you sir, may I have another?

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Where's the beef? Meet Min O. Taur, from Dungeons & Denizens. He's buff and tough, but not so gruff. He's a big softie, despite the muscle:

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One's a rough and tumble woodsman. The other is a fine piece of elf. Don't tell me that there's no 'wild empathy' between them.

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Unleash the beast!

**Gametime** · 2010-04-13, 05:03 PM (ISO 8601)

Huh. When I saw the thread title, I assumed we would be ogling the divine musclemen in Deities and Demigods.

**Lycanthromancer** · 2010-04-13, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Gametime

Huh. When I saw the thread title, I assumed we would be ogling the divine musclemen in Deities and Demigods.

We can do that too.

**Optimystik** · 2010-04-13, 05:18 PM (ISO 8601)

This thread delivers.

At work, so all I can do for now is gawk, but I'm sure I can dig up something later

For now though, a personal fave, from Chainmail Bikini (2nd panel):

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**The Rose Dragon** · 2010-04-13, 05:26 PM (ISO 8601)

Not a barbarian or anything, or really that beefy, but I always had a soft spot for this guy.

**Lycanthromancer** · 2010-04-13, 07:49 PM (ISO 8601)

Sometimes, brains over brawn seizes the day. And sometimes the right balance between them makes you want to seize...other things. Like this here factotum. Whip it. Whip it good.

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He's going incognito for the benefit of the muggle world, but you'll be charmed when he waves his magic wand your way.

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Or perhaps he's a druid and we never knew.

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**Optimystik** · 2010-04-13, 09:46 PM (ISO 8601)

Lycan, while the RL dudes are interesting, but I was under the impression that this was meant to be a mirror of the "Vixens" thread - focusing on men in fantasy art rather than just "attractive actors."

To that end, let's have a familiar face: Prince Arthas!

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And this famous knight could almost be his twin brother. Separated at childbirth?

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Fighting games are a great source of "gods of beefcake." I'll continue the Soul Calibur trend with some Maxi:

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Must be lonely in that monastery

Speaking of monks, let's have Kilik:

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That crystal screams "Tashalatora" to me. He'd make a decent Kalashtar!

Now, hopefully I've gotten the ball rolling a bit.

**Lycanthromancer** · 2010-04-13, 09:49 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Optimystik

Lycan, while the RL dudes are interesting, but I was under the impression that this was meant to be a mirror of the "Vixens" thread - focusing on men in fantasy art rather than just "attractive actors.

I dunno about you, but MY fantasies often revolve around some of those guys.

**Optimystik** · 2010-04-13, 10:07 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Lycanthromancer

I dunno about you, but MY fantasies often revolve around some of those guys.

There was a long-distant time when the Governator might have tickled my fancy. No more

Originally Posted by The Rose Dragon

Not a barbarian or anything, or really that beefy, but I always had a soft spot for this guy.

Okay, I was at work before and they block DeviantArt, but now that I'm home... damn! Thumbs up!

**Lycanthromancer** · 2010-04-13, 10:47 PM (ISO 8601)

When this smurf smurfs your smurf, you'll really be smurfed.

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That ain't armor deflecting those bullets. It's his abs.

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He went out and got hammered, and he woke up with a Thor head. Electrifying, I know.

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**Thurbane** · 2010-04-13, 10:58 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Optimystik

And this famous knight could almost be his twin brother. Separated at childbirth?

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Man, I feel sorry for that dude's squire. Imagine the bandaids he must go through!

Also, no beefcake thread would be complete without Thrud!

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**Serpentine** · 2010-04-13, 11:34 PM (ISO 8601)

Not that I mind much, but... isn't this kinda redundant?

The Vixens one has already been used for beefcake. Quite a lot, in fact.
Ah well. I see there's a brand new thread for it, so I guess this is the right time to split it up. Personally I would've preferred a unisex version, but oh well...
I'll just grab the lot I posted at the end of the last thread, then.

edit: Looks like discussion was had in my absence. Very well, I concede. And now I'm not sure whether I should repost from that other thread... I'll see what new stuff I can find in the Fantasy Hunks group, instead.

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Removed by request. Bit annoyed, so I can't be bothered linking them.

That'll do for now I reckons, gotta get back to work.

**Lost Wanderer** · 2010-04-14, 12:25 AM (ISO 8601)

Personally, I think they're better separate. For me at least, mood has an influence on whether I want cheese or beef cake, and being able to get one or the other without searching through a thread is nice. Also, it might spur more male pics to be posted. Plus, it will help curtail any possible... immaturity.

That said:

Originally Posted by Serpentine

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So pretty... and there's something about that lip ring.

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I don't know what I like most about this one: the pants, the tattoo, the harness and collar thing, the red hair... or his devil master's possessive attitude...

**golentan** · 2010-04-14, 12:40 AM (ISO 8601)

Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.... Nice taste, serp. I wouldn't mind getting some of that taste myself, if you know what I'm sayin...

**Serpentine** · 2010-04-14, 12:50 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Lost Wanderer

I don't know what I like most about this one: the pants, the tattoo, the harness and collar thing, the red hair... or his devil master's possessive attitude...

I'm pretty much just going through Deviant Art (and "Fantasy Hunks" in particular) for the benefit of this thread, but that's one I Favourited for myself. And personally... I'm not so sure about the devil master's possessiveness... That fellow doesn't look like a captive to me. He looks like someone who's in control.

**Ravens_cry** · 2010-04-14, 01:15 AM (ISO 8601)

The Scorpion King. Not the XBox rendered cgi monstrosity, but a super sexy, super sweaty, piece of man meat like no other. Ladies, and Men, of all orientations, I give you. . . The Scorpion King.

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If we are going to include Batman as fantasy, I am going to post this. Those who don't like seen favourite characters in. . .unusual situations, look away now.
Now.
Last chance.

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**Lost Wanderer** · 2010-04-14, 01:19 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Serpentine

I'm pretty much just going through Deviant Art (and "Fantasy Hunks" in particular) for the benefit of this thread, but that's one I Favourited for myself. And personally... I'm not so sure about the devil master's possessiveness... That fellow doesn't look like a captive to me. He looks like someone who's in control.

There's something about the position of the devil's hands and wings, it just looks like the devil could scoop him in close at a whim. On the other hand, maybe the devil believes he is in charge, while the guy is really pulling his strings. He could pull a lot of people's strings dressed like that.

**Serpentine** · 2010-04-14, 01:47 AM (ISO 8601)

Oh, I don't contend that it's meant to look like the devil's in charge, but the attitude of the man makes me think there's something more going on here. Like, say, you're right about the possessiveness of the devil, but that is just giving the man power over it, if you know what I mean.

Raven's Cry: Don't forget the original Scorpion King!

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Hawt.

**Lost Wanderer** · 2010-04-14, 01:58 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Serpentine

Oh, I don't contend that it's meant to look like the devil's in charge, but the attitude of the man makes me think there's something more going on here. Like, say, you're right about the possessiveness of the devil, but that is just giving the man power over it, if you know what I mean.

Ah, indeed. And now my imagination is running to naughty places involving manipulative servants/pets of devil lords...

**taltamir** · 2010-04-14, 02:00 AM (ISO 8601)

I feel inadequate, as if I am a failure of a man T.T
why did you have to make me feel that way?
god this is like watching the movie 300 all over again. I couldn't look at myself at the mirror without wanting to cry for months afterwards. ;p

BTW OP:

One's a rough and tumble woodsman. The other is a fine piece of elf. Don't tell me that there's no 'wild empathy' between them.*picture of legolas and aragorn kissing*

Thats not beefcake, thats just two gay men kissing who WITHOUT any beefcake (since both are only heads). So is this a beefcake thread or a gay men making out thread? because the two are really not the same and not everyone likes both.

**Ravens_cry** · 2010-04-14, 02:02 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Serpentine

Raven's Cry: Don't forget the original Scorpion King!

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Hawt.

Wow, he should be in PlayPot centrefold. Damn smexy!

For natter, if your like your men with big swords.

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**Serpentine** · 2010-04-14, 02:04 AM (ISO 8601)

PlayMacehead, actually ;P

**Ravens_cry** · 2010-04-14, 02:07 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Serpentine

PlayMacehead, actually ;P

That's one way to leave your mark! Do you have more information on this mace?

**Serpentine** · 2010-04-14, 02:13 AM (ISO 8601)

Hey-oh! Apparently there's two of 'em.
edit: My boy'll be proud, I recognised that as Berserk.

**Lioness** · 2010-04-14, 02:16 AM (ISO 8601)

I generally like my men with a little less beef, but I'll keep an eye on this thread anyway.

Though I wouldn't mind a combined thread either. Girls are pretty too.

**taltamir** · 2010-04-14, 02:22 AM (ISO 8601)

here are some pictures and a recipes of beefcakes... literally:
http://greensboring.com/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=1024

;p

**Emmerask** · 2010-04-14, 02:27 AM (ISO 8601)

Matrim Cauthon
Not much beefcake but I like the hat

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**Ravens_cry** · 2010-04-14, 02:46 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Serpentine

Hey-oh! Apparently there's two of 'em.
edit: My boy'll be proud, I recognised that as Berserk.

Thanks muchly.
Here's some more Guts.

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**Yora** · 2010-04-14, 03:53 AM (ISO 8601)

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There are actually only two pictures of Snow in existance. And the other onw is silly.

**Optimystik** · 2010-04-14, 05:45 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Emmerask

Matrim Cauthon
Not much beefcake but I like the hat

He is actually fairly muscular in a wiry kind of way. All that quarterstaff training he does...

I imagine him with kind of a Tyler Durden build. Speaking of which:

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For him, I would break my personal rule on RL beefcake pics.

(I'd also break it for The Rock as Scorpion King, but I was quite pleasantly beaten to the punch by ravens_cry.)

Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, video games. There's more sources for beef than just the fighters, though I will be coming back to those. But let me try diverting a bit:

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It's Enzio! Don't disturb him at work... it'll be the last thing you do. And let's have his swarthy middle-eastern predecessor, Altair:

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If looks could kill, I'd die happy

and while we're in the middle east, let's look up our favorite prince!

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By the sands! Oh, but I can't possibly mention him without breaking my rule once more. RL PRINCE!

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Let's see that again:

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*collapses*

I'm done... for now!

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